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Signs of being an old git

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  • edited February 2016

    You become very fussy about how comfortable a bed is.

    But not too fussy whose bed it is.
  • Hearing a certain track on you tube and then thinking I can't believe this track was 10 or 15 years ago.

    What's "You Tube?"
  • limeygent said:

    Hearing a certain track on you tube and then thinking I can't believe this track was 10 or 15 years ago.

    What's "You Tube?"
    Its the clean version of what you probably know... (Red Tube)
  • limeygent said:

    Hearing a certain track on you tube and then thinking I can't believe this track was 10 or 15 years ago.

    What's "You Tube?"
    Its the clean version of what you probably know... (Red Tube)
    Never heard of it......
  • limeygent said:

    Hearing a certain track on you tube and then thinking I can't believe this track was 10 or 15 years ago.

    What's "You Tube?"
    Its the clean version of what you probably know... (Red Tube)
    Would "Google" it, but never heard of that, either.
  • Signs of being an old git? - For me, looking in the mirror is a good indication..........
  • Driving my first car a ‘Sit up and beg’ Ford Popular.
    Reminiscing about the old boy selling programs shouting “official ear”, and the peanut seller shouting “peanuts tanner a bag”.
  • Driving my first car a ‘Sit up and beg’ Ford Popular.
    Reminiscing about the old boy selling programs shouting “official ear”, and the peanut seller shouting “peanuts tanner a bag”.

    My old man had an upright Ford Pop. It met it's doom coming down death hill at Brands Hatch when the half shaft broke, the back wheel fell off and bounced down the hill.

    I was in the back but only a toddler so don't remember it.
  • When you have to convert kg to lb.
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  • Hearing a certain track on you tube and then thinking I can't believe this track was 10 or 15 years ago.

    You're not that old then!
  • Greenie said:

    Dunno if Ive mentioned this before, was playing at the Cambridge Rock Festival a couple of years ago, this 25ish very handsome young lady came walking along, in a very short and tight black dress that left nothing to the imagination, and wearing 6 inch high heals, me and and my mate looked at each other and both said, she'll turn her ankle if she's not careful.........! I mean when did I actually care that a woman wearing not much hurt her ankle.........my life is coming to an end.....!



    Best post on here,

    For me it's knowing my eldest is off skiing and that he doesn't feel the need to call home and say hello, In fact I don't expect to hear anything from him until the day he comes home,

    And the fact I am quite relaxed about him being gone and not worrying
  • Not being stopped in the street and asked for directions anymore.
  • Only being able to buy school uniform from Eric Thomas in Bexleyheath, not Asda, tesco, poundshop or anywhere else.

    You just reminded me that the Abbey Wood Comprehensive School uniform could only be bought from the Co-op or Cuffs in Woolwich..
    The Co-op uniform came with a separate school badge which had to be sewn or pressed on; the Cuffs badge was integral to the fabric.
    Anybody remember the huge Christmas trees that Cuffs and Co-op had on their awnings every December?
    Used to love Woolwich when I was a little boy; the open and covered markets, the old ferry approach; the Odeon and ABC cinemas.My Mum says there were 5 cinemas in Woolwich when she was young.
    When MacDonald's opened their first UK outlet they said they chose Woolwich because it was a "typical English town".
    God help us if it still is!
    Can't believe I forgot the 3rd cinema that was still around when I was a boy, The Granada.
    Later a Bingo Hall (still?)
    Saw Mary Poppins there in 1964 and the queues were round the block to the old ferry approach!
    The Stones played there, also in '64, but sadly I was too young for that.
    The Granada,yet another African Church.
  • Perusing through slippers on the internet instead of trainers
  • There were lots of live shows in Woolwich cinemas in the 60's. I sometimes saw groups there and at Lewisham one was a R&B special, including Little Richard and Chuck Berry. Bill Haley and Ray Charles at Lewisham in separate concerts. Turned down the chance to see The Beatles. The Animals, where they played their new recording called The House Of The Rising Sun, (you may have heard of it)?
  • Perusing through slappers on the internet instead of trainers

    Fixed
  • Jimmy Clitheroe on the radio, and the smell or roast potatoes.
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  • When you watch the Brits and you don't know who most of the people are!
  • When you watch the Brits and you don't know who most of the people are!

    Bieber, just lay off the drugs for a while, it will help you.
  • Getting up for a piss in the night , wondering why it sounds different , the seats down.
  • The second pee of the day is longer than the first
  • Jimmy Clitheroe on the radio, and the smell or roast potatoes.

    Sunday lunch listening to Clitheroe show followed by Round The Horn or the Navy Lark.
  • Accidentally said to some youngster in the Office today "I meant to tape that" when talking about a TV programme...

    All I got back was a "What?"
  • Accidentally said to some youngster in the Office today "I meant to tape that" when talking about a TV programme...

    All I got back was a "What?"

    you should have lent in and taken a long slow sniff of their hair followed by a seedy "MMmmmmmmmmmmm"
  • Waking up with just a semi, when it used to be a proud full Monty.
  • Waking up with just a semi, when it used to be a proud full Monty.

    Waking up.
  • Accidentally said to some youngster in the Office today "I meant to tape that" when talking about a TV programme...

    All I got back was a "What?"

    you should have lent in and taken a long slow sniff of their hair followed by a seedy "MMmmmmmmmmmmm"
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