Getting angry that my Kindle had somehow lost the new book that I'd started ... and later remembering that I was actually reading it on paperback.
Started to read Game of Thrones on Kindle, my daughter has read all the books, both on Kindle & paperback. She went back to read book 4 on her kindle, my account, I picked up my kindle and carried on reading, not knowing I was reading book 4 and not the first, it was only when she saw the name of the chapter I was on and asked me why I was reading the wrong book.
On a dark morning in your bedroom, you put your pants on inside out AND back to front! And yes......I've done it.
I put my pirates on back to front a few weeks back (well...boxers).
I was tempted to have a danger dump through the piss hole - but was at work and my bottle went.
The thrill of a danger dump will offset the misery of fishing around inside your fly at a urinal, looking for the non existent opening, and then having to drag everything up over the waistband and hoping the elastic doesn't stem the flow to a cystitic dribble. With your boss stood next to you wondering what you are playing at. Happened to me last week. Couldn't go at all after all that effort. Though I did manage a shrill fart, which rattled the fly causing an alarming bum tickle and pitch bend. I was tempted to resign.
You go ballistic when your 15 year old buys a mouse mat costing £60.
A mouse mat for £60???? - Are you sure that he said Mouse Mat and you actually meant to post on here saying that you feel old when you start going deaf and mishear what people say?
You go ballistic when your 15 year old buys a mouse mat costing £60.
A mouse mat for £60???? - Are you sure that he said Mouse Mat and you actually meant to post on here saying that you feel old when you start going deaf and mishear what people say?
It could be said you are old when you remember using a mouse mat
I was lying on the floor playing a board game with my daughter today. I was in one position for too long and it took me about three minutes to stand up. It probably looked like a video of a rusty railway bridge collapsing. But played in slow mo reverse, with a soundtrack of creaking metal
Yes, we used to warm up before a game of football to prevent injury - now we have to warm up before sitting on the floor to play a board game for teh same reason!
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But at least I'm not as old as you