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When c a f c don't ask you to renew season ticket.5
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When you make a mess in some one else's pants1
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lolwray said:
When you make a mess in some one else's pants
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHx8y1rFjdk 3 -
Owning two pairs of slippers - one for inside, the other for out. The outside ones are for the garden, not going to the shops btw. Mmmm - maybe I could do with a third pair?
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You start thinking "hmm I might try golf soon"2
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I wear trainers still and I'm 40RaplhMilne said:smiffyboy said:When you buy yourself a new pair of Nike Air Flights at 35 and your 14 year old daughter tells you your too old to wear them
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I wear trainers still and I'm 58. I've actually got 17 pairs.1
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Leave my missus alone please. She doesn't want to have to file another restraining order.CAFC_Norfolk said:Taking 10 whole minutes before being ready to have another crack at your missus
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Is that because you keep forgetting where you put them?se7oaks said:I wear trainers still and I'm 58. I've actually got 17 pairs.
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You blow all of your £300 overtime money on garden furniture and plants5
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People post stuff like this on other threads and you realise that you haven't got a clue what the youth of today are up to.
http://www.90min.com/posts/3279122-revealed-the-england-whatsapp-group-reacts-to-the-official-euro-squad-being-released1 -
You get annoyed that new graduates in I.T aged 23, get paid more than you. (25 years working with a degree and masters).
Not quite there yet but it's coming. Car insurance actually starts going up based on age related risks.0 -
you look at new pair of shoes and think ..hmm they look comfortable0
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Looking at bungalows, in your local estate agents shop window0
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F***lolwray said:you look at new pair of shoes and think ..hmm they look comfortable
F*** phones estate agent to put house on the market..........tonyupnorth said:Looking at bungalows, in your local estate agents shop window
Wanted....... Electrician, to install red triangle emergency pull cord in the Karzy.
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yeah and you pull it instead of the light everytime you go in.T.C.E said:
F***lolwray said:you look at new pair of shoes and think ..hmm they look comfortable
F*** phones estate agent to put house on the market..........tonyupnorth said:Looking at bungalows, in your local estate agents shop window
Wanted....... Electrician, to install red triangle emergency pull cord in the Karzy.2 -
Especially when you have your iPad with porn hub on the screen in one hand and a box of tissues in the other ((you will need to free on hand up at some point)tonyupnorth said:Going into a different room in the house, then forgetting what you went in there for
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He even forgot where he put the ones he was wearing. It was only when he stepped in some dog shit that he realised.DaveMehmet said:
Is that because you keep forgetting where you put them?se7oaks said:I wear trainers still and I'm 58. I've actually got 17 pairs.
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You consider buying a wallet that has a compartment for coins3
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When you decide to fill your day in by going shopping with the wife, and enjoy gliding down the Isles with a trolley and think you could be a younger version of Lewis Hamilton. You come back to reality when you stop to consider building Aloe Vera toilet wipes.2
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Scrolling down online forms to your year of birth takes several spins.5
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Ignoring the higher interest rate a 5 year bond offers for your meagre savings and going for a 1 year deal .....just in case.2
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...you realise how your body feels the next morning, having been persuaded by colleagues 20/25 years younger to play a cricket match in Dulwich yesterday evening!
Some sod told me this was a freakin' SUMMER sport!! My joints are just unfreezing now!
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Only need the one tissue nowdaysricky_otto said:
Especially when you have your iPad with porn hub on the screen in one hand and a box of tissues in the other ((you will need to free on hand up at some point)tonyupnorth said:Going into a different room in the house, then forgetting what you went in there for
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Russell Slade looks younger than you2
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Mohammed Ali dies on your birthday :-(0
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pregnant women offer you their seat on the bus1
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You post something on this thread0
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Sitting watching the Classic film 12 Angry Men and saying it might an "ancient" film buts its a great one. Then googling it to find it was released the year I was born. 0
