Anyhoo, coming on with a specific thing that pleases me. My dear old Dad, who's 97, tripped and broke his hip a few weeks ago and has been in hospital ever since and we were worried he'd never get home. Told my Mum tonight that they're working on a discharge date next week. The big lump of glad on my Mum's face melted my heart
Make sure you get yourself down to Morrison’s to welcome him home
Seeing an Addisson Lee driver getting booked by the fuzz
Serves them right, middle lane dawdling wastes of space, traffic division needs to be getting them off the road one by one FFS they're a blight on my commute, wankers all.
Mrs Stig. She's going to pick me up from the station although it'll mean her missing the start of the match. And she's got beers and snacks all sorted. What an angel.
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Bloke almost collapsed from emotion when we won
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It’s coming home
FFS they're a blight on my commute, wankers all.
Just had some
OMFG orgasm in my mouth
Blood pressure 120/79, TC/HDL ratio 3.9, BMI 30.
5% risk of having CVD within the next 10 years, not bad for 50 + fat bloke.
Just need to lose a stone or two, or grow to 6'6".