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  • GreenieGreenie
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    Alwaysneil said:

    I like a decent blow job, has that been posted already?

    Does the recipient like it an all though, that is the question?
    Ive heard he's a bit 'toothy'
  • SantaClausSantaClaus
    edited December 2017
    Greenie said:

    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    Alwaysneil said:

    I like a decent blow job, has that been posted already?

    Does the recipient like it an all though, that is the question?
    Ive heard he's a bit 'toothy'
    Was it a 'friend' who told you?
  • JWADDICKJWADDICK
    The fact that I'm finishing work in 10 minutes until the 2nd January - Pub here I come.

    Merry Christmas and a Happy New (hopefully Roland free) Year all you lifers.
  • i_b_b_o_r_gi_b_b_o_r_g
    My 'friend' said that the lights were out so he couldn't tell, apart from the stubble, but he gave it 5 more minutes to make sure.
  • cantersaddickcantersaddick
    T_C_E said:

    Today Bailey and Valli accepted an invitation to visit Barton care home,a residential in Minster for dementia suffers. A truely humbling experience for myself to see the great work done by people looking after folk that may not be in perfect health. Watching my dogs interact with staff and residents (averaging 70 years young) alike seeing faces light up as Bailey or Valli or both appeared in their homes was a joy and at one stage they both disappeared with their new handlers while I enjoyed a coffee and a chat in the lounge. There's no present available that would give me the same buzz. Happy Christmas :)

    Thought you had cats?! ;)

    But seriously sounds like you do great work? Do you have a website/Facebook page where you show what you do?
  • T_C_ET_C_E
    cantersaddick said:

    T_C_E said:

    Today Bailey and Valli accepted an invitation to visit Barton care home,a residential in Minster for dementia suffers. A truely humbling experience for myself to see the great work done by people looking after folk that may not be in perfect health. Watching my dogs interact with staff and residents (averaging 70 years young) alike seeing faces light up as Bailey or Valli or both appeared in their homes was a joy and at one stage they both disappeared with their new handlers while I enjoyed a coffee and a chat in the lounge. There's no present available that would give me the same buzz. Happy Christmas :)

    Thought you had cats?! ;)

    But seriously sounds like you do great work? Do you have a website/Facebook page where you show what you do?
    I have a fb page which is just my dogs but until photos are released I can't use them and some never get released. St Georges have their own page which you'll find the dogs visits on there. Obviously the child protection act covers our work in the schools and even today's visit we have to wait until they are approved by family. I have to be honest I won't even touch my phone when I'm working in case the wrong person sees me and makes an assumption I'm taking photos.
    It's horrible, but we know why it's in place.
  • i_b_b_o_r_gi_b_b_o_r_g
    Nice work @T_C_E and the pooches
  • DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    The Christmas shopping delivery turning up with nothing missing and no substitutes
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  • 1StevieG1StevieG
    Certain movements after a large Christmas dinner which enable room for later.
  • i_b_b_o_r_gi_b_b_o_r_g
    1StevieG said:

    Certain movements after a large Christmas dinner which enable room for later.

    Called a Christmas Log
  • DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    1StevieG said:

    Certain movements after a large Christmas dinner which enable room for later.

    I’ve just had a Christmas cracker of a dump, a real bobby dazzler.
  • i_b_b_o_r_gi_b_b_o_r_g
    Just got my Mrs to call the midwife, I think mine's on the move.....
  • 1StevieG1StevieG
    Don’t want to boast but mine was a double flusher....
  • McBobbinMcBobbin
    Mine didn't make a splash. Fed half way round the u bend before crimping off. 6 Yorkshire puddings does that to a man
  • i_b_b_o_r_gi_b_b_o_r_g
    edited December 2017
    McBobbin said:

    Mine didn't make a splash. Fed half way round the u bend before crimping off. 6 Yorkshire puddings does that to a man

    Called a "clean break", only a "bingo dab" is needed after a "clean break" as opposed to a full wipe.
  • DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    McBobbin said:

    Mine didn't make a splash. Fed half way round the u bend before crimping off. 6 Yorkshire puddings does that to a man

    Called a "clean break", only a "bingo dab" is needed after a "clean break" as opposed to a full wipe.
    Bingo dab, LOL
  • i_b_b_o_r_gi_b_b_o_r_g
    DaveMehmet said:

    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    McBobbin said:

    Mine didn't make a splash. Fed half way round the u bend before crimping off. 6 Yorkshire puddings does that to a man

    Called a "clean break", only a "bingo dab" is needed after a "clean break" as opposed to a full wipe.
    Bingo dab, LOL
    Also handy for the "seepage" experienced during an outbreak of piles.
  • Bournemouth AddickBournemouth Addick
    Stories like this...

    bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-42469953

    The lady and her family are absolute stars!
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  • Raith_C_ChattonellRaith_C_Chattonell
    Panettone. Its not just for Christmas!
  • Raith_C_ChattonellRaith_C_Chattonell
    I'm finding amusement in the 'health conscious' Scot's outrage over the proposed Irn Bru recipe change.

    The on line petition has garnered over 30,000 signatures demanding that the full 8.5 teaspoons of sugar remain in each can. Glaswegians are known to be stock piling the stuff, supermarket shelves are being stripped.

    Oh, if you want to sign ...

    https://www.change.org/p/barrs-soft-drinks-company-hands-off-our-irn-bru-please-dont-change-the-recipe-by-cutting-sugar-for-sweeteners/nftexp/ex43/v3/844034942?recruiter=844034942&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=share_petition&utm_content=ex43:v3
  • DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    Raith_C_Chattonell said:

    I'm finding amusement in the 'health conscious' Scot's outrage over the proposed Irn Bru recipe change.

    The on line petition has garnered over 30,000 signatures demanding that the full 8.5 teaspoons of sugar remain in each can. Glaswegians are known to be stock piling the stuff, supermarket shelves are being stripped.

    Oh, if you want to sign ...

    https://www.change.org/p/barrs-soft-drinks-company-hands-off-our-irn-bru-please-dont-change-the-recipe-by-cutting-sugar-for-sweeteners/nftexp/ex43/v3/844034942?recruiter=844034942&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=share_petition&utm_content=ex43:v3

    The bit about curing his hangovers made me chuckle.
  • DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    Waking up to this outside our window this morning at Center Parcs.

  • ricky_ottoricky_otto
    Waking up to breakfast in bed at @DaveMehmet ‘s house this morning. Mrs mehmet got the eggs just right.
  • DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    ricky_otto said:

    Waking up to breakfast in bed at @DaveMehmet ‘s house this morning. Mrs mehmet got the eggs just right.

    She said she was only going out for a bike ride
  • T_C_ET_C_E
    Hey Dad, I know I'm not supposed to go to Centre Parcs but I looked through a window this morning and.............................. ;)imageimage
  • FumbluffFumbluff
    edited January 2018
    T_C_E said:

    Hey Dad, I know I'm not supposed to go to Centre Parcs but I looked through a window this morning and.............................. ;)imageimage

    Is that that dead guy who used to say “calm down dear, it’s only a commercial?”



    *i know he used to make shit movies too, I’m just having a joke, rest in peace....
  • NapaAddickNapaAddick
    Stoke losing to a club in freefall pleases me.
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