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  • edited September 2016
    Squeezing a haircut, a pint, my lunch and a relaxing stroll in to my lunch hour. Fantastic, and the joys of working above a train station that has a barbers and two pubs downstairs.

    Plus it's friday, so I may just be able to wangle some desk beers. I'm also going to sneak a mate in to the building and work in one of the private/quiet rooms at 4 or 5, and have the last hour or two as a catch up and chillax session.

    Contracting seems to be bloody hard work! ;)
  • just bumped into a pal who has been having all sorts of problems with his boss (the guy has taken a dislike to him and made it clear he wants rid).

    anyway, my pal went into the disabled toilet at work today and found his boss' bank card, his boss' business card rolled up and a nice big wrap, he walked out the toilet to his boss rushing back there and didn't say a word.

    he is now plotting his next move but reckons it'll involve this afternoon off!
  • In the sun with a coldie -

  • just bumped into a pal who has been having all sorts of problems with his boss (the guy has taken a dislike to him and made it clear he wants rid).

    anyway, my pal went into the disabled toilet at work today and found his boss' bank card, his boss' business card rolled up and a nice big wrap, he walked out the toilet to his boss rushing back there and didn't say a word.

    he is now plotting his next move but reckons it'll involve this afternoon off!

    I reckon he should "Hoover it up" and give him the empty packet back.
  • That pre lads night out feeling when all of the top table can make it!! Rare these days with wife's and kids.
  • getting home from shift in taxi to find the last passenger who was a complete pain in the ass had dropped a £20 on floor of cab
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  • Poets day
  • The fact that my dog waits until I've started my breakfast before she starts hers.

    If your wife could hear you calling her names there would be hell to pay ;)
    Me and the dog are a long way down that food chain.
  • Taking my daughter away for the weekend and having her pester me to take her for an Indian (who am I to argue?)
  • Fish and chips at the pilot in dungeness
  • Having had a bit of a shitty time of late, finding out that your tax bill is zero and then going to the supermarket and finding out the knockout new wine you discovered two weeks ago is on 70% discount this week. :smiley:
  • Kim Kardashian getting robbed at gunpoint, made my year that, so happy ha ha ha ha ha ha lol lol lol

    Let's just hope the jewellery wasn't insured outside the home.
  • Kim Kardashian getting robbed at gunpoint, made my year that, so happy ha ha ha ha ha ha lol lol lol

    Do you have an alibi?
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  • Kim Kardashian getting robbed at gunpoint, made my year that, so happy ha ha ha ha ha ha lol lol lol

    Do you have an alibi?
    Not yet
  • edited October 2016
    Buying some pucka cut diamonds from a big geezer I know in France dirt cheap aswell as long as it was cash
  • Going to bring your dad to school day and for the next three hrs having no phone or email contact
  • That post Brexit, and despite the bed wetters saying otherwise, the report on the economy is good (its all relative) and we haven't all spontaneously combusted, all the Johnny foreigners have not been murdered in their beds, and that the unelected PM is going through with Brexit despite all the 'experts' on here, with their reams and reams of written 'knowledge' saying it wont happen, that right please's me it does........not as much as just making it to the loo in time for a poo, but pleasing nonetheless. ;o)
  • Ha ha the one in heaven mate for my old man to attend if he made it up not down if not I have to go to a really hot bstd one



    What a great experience to sit and watch your little ones learning, my God it's so different to what I went through at that age but truly wonderful morning

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    Buying some pucka cut diamonds from a big geezer I know in France dirt cheap aswell as long as it was cash

    What grade/size?
  • Greenie said:

    That post Brexit, and despite the bed wetters saying otherwise, the report on the economy is good (its all relative) and we haven't all spontaneously combusted, all the Johnny foreigners have not been murdered in their beds, and that the unelected PM is going through with Brexit despite all the 'experts' on here, with their reams and reams of written 'knowledge' saying it wont happen, that right please's me it does........not as much as just making it to the loo in time for a poo, but pleasing nonetheless. ;o)

    http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/private-eye-article-is-spot-on-mocking-people-who-wrongly-think-britain-is-post-brexit_uk_57f21642e4b00e5804f19126?aws1c3di
  • Greenie said:

    That post Brexit, and despite the bed wetters saying otherwise, the report on the economy is good (its all relative) and we haven't all spontaneously combusted, all the Johnny foreigners have not been murdered in their beds, and that the unelected PM is going through with Brexit despite all the 'experts' on here, with their reams and reams of written 'knowledge' saying it wont happen, that right please's me it does........not as much as just making it to the loo in time for a poo, but pleasing nonetheless. ;o)

    http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/private-eye-article-is-spot-on-mocking-people-who-wrongly-think-britain-is-post-brexit_uk_57f21642e4b00e5804f19126?aws1c3di
    And yet they still keep going...fair play to them.....just how wrong can you be yet still won't admit it......everything will be ok.....ahh bless.....
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