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  • GreenieGreenie
    Farting every step when walking up the stairs, I think my record is about 8, can any lifer do better?
  • FiiishFiiish
    Greenie said:

    Farting every step when walking up the stairs, I think my record is about 8, can any lifer do better?

    This reads like a Viz letter.
  • Six-a-bag-of-nutsSix-a-bag-of-nuts
    Greenie said:

    Farting every step when walking up the stairs, I think my record is about 8, can any lifer do better?

    Stay classy, Greenie :wink:
  • GreenieGreenie
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts said:

    Greenie said:

    Farting every step when walking up the stairs, I think my record is about 8, can any lifer do better?

    Stay classy, Greenie :wink:
    You know you'll give it a go........
  • bbobbbob
    Greenie said:

    Six-a-bag-of-nuts said:

    Greenie said:

    Farting every step when walking up the stairs, I think my record is about 8, can any lifer do better?

    Stay classy, Greenie :wink:
    You know you'll give it a go........
    just tried it, had to change trousers afterwards and only made 6 steps before it all went a bit wrong
  • GreenieGreenie
    bbob said:

    Greenie said:

    Six-a-bag-of-nuts said:

    Greenie said:

    Farting every step when walking up the stairs, I think my record is about 8, can any lifer do better?

    Stay classy, Greenie :wink:
    You know you'll give it a go........
    just tried it, had to change trousers afterwards and only made 6 steps before it all went a bit wrong
    Im still Champion then......excellent start to the weekend..
  • Raith_C_ChattonellRaith_C_Chattonell
    Photos that could educate Alanis Morrisette on the meaning of ironic.

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/hilarious-photos-show-real-meaning-8653467
  • ForeverAddicktedForeverAddickted
    guinnessaddick said:

    My daughter getting GCSE results today:
    1 A*, 7 A, 2 B & 1 C.
    One of the Bs she had ready an A.

    Gets her good looks and her brains from me. I know Mrs GA doesn't read this site.

    Congratulations to both you and your daughter @GuinnessAddick
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  • guinnessaddickguinnessaddick
    DaveMehmet said:

    Executing a perfect fart. I was in the sea this afternoon with my wife and daughter and felt one (a big one) coming on. Swam past them and carfully lifted my arse out before letting rip. I managed to get it just right. Out enough to get the noise but just under the surface to make the water bubble up. I really should know better at my age but my daughter thought it was hysterical, my wife less so.

    You've changed your tune since last week.
  • DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    guinnessaddick said:

    DaveMehmet said:

    Executing a perfect fart. I was in the sea this afternoon with my wife and daughter and felt one (a big one) coming on. Swam past them and carfully lifted my arse out before letting rip. I managed to get it just right. Out enough to get the noise but just under the surface to make the water bubble up. I really should know better at my age but my daughter thought it was hysterical, my wife less so.

    You've changed your tune since last week.
    Too right. Last week I wouldn't have even trusted coughing without sitting on the bog.
  • DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    edited August 2016
    Doing the VIP check in service at the airport on our way home. Cost us £40 each but worth every penny. Cleared passport control and security checks in 10 minutes and sat in an air conditioned lounge. Antalya airport is carnage, they were queuing out the door when we arrived. An added bonus was that we pissed a German family off by being taken to the front of the passport check queue.
  • nth_london_addicknth_london_addick
    edited September 2016
    Going to get my new van Peugeot boxer

    Maximover XLWB lowloader with air suspension can't wait to get the beast on the road and earning back it's money

    See you at 4pm Maximover
  • DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    nth london addick said:

    Going to get my new van Peugeot boxer

    Maximover XLWB lowloader with air suspension can't wait to get the beast on the road and earning back it's money

    See you at 4pm Maximover

    Mate, you know you're getting old when you get excited over a Peugeot van.
  • North Lower NeilNorth Lower Neil
    Raith_C_Chattonell said:

    Bexleyheath twins, conjoined at birth and not expected to live ... now about to start school

    Bit unusual to be joined at the hand.
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  • Floyd MontanaFloyd Montana
    Newly renovated remote service station toilets.
  • North Lower NeilNorth Lower Neil
    edited September 2016
    Floyd Montana said:

    Newly renovated remote service station toilets.

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  • ricky_ottoricky_otto
    edited September 2016
    Floyd Montana said:

    Newly renovated remote service station toilets.

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  • T_C_ET_C_E
    Telling Webuyanycar to shove it after their £5750 offer became £3600 on seeing the car last Friday. Selling the same car for £7000 a week later.... :)
  • DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    When you car passes the MOT.
  • nth_london_addicknth_london_addick
    Big van big man 8)
  • North Lower NeilNorth Lower Neil
    nth london addick said:

    Big van big man 8)

    Why was Tom Kerridge with your van?
  • nth_london_addicknth_london_addick
    I ate Tom the skinny fuck
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