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  • Can you recommend anything for chafing?
  • IdleHans said:

    Can you recommend anything for chafing?

    Why does chafing please you?
  • IdleHans said:

    Can you recommend anything for chafing?

    Sandpaper.
  • IdleHans said:

    Can you recommend anything for chafing?

    More porn and go at it harder
  • Getting a row of 4 seats on the plane to yourself so you can have a decent kip and not feel out of whack arriving back here this afternoon, and sitting with my mum and sister having dinner and drinks. Happy days!
  • iainment said:

    IdleHans said:

    Can you recommend anything for chafing?

    Sandpaper.
    Normal sandpaper ain't no good though as the grit clogs up with skin and blood.

    My dad bought some of the grit with grooves recently from b&q using his old person discount but as a younger person I can't even find a link for it (buries head in shame and looks forward to having the time to understand whether it's worth getting and if so how to get some)
  • Getting home from work feeling knackered then realising there's enough left of the roast I cooked yesterday to reheat and make a full meal.

  • iainment said:

    IdleHans said:

    Can you recommend anything for chafing?

    Sandpaper.
    Normal sandpaper ain't no good though as the grit clogs up with skin and blood.

    My dad bought some of the grit with grooves recently from b&q using his old person discount but as a younger person I can't even find a link for it (buries head in shame and looks forward to having the time to understand whether it's worth getting and if so how to get some)
    Try 40 grit
  • Um, I did. Wasn't too bad as long as used the right lubricant.
  • Can I send you the medical bill?
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  • edited November 2016
    Have been classed as underweight my whole life and it annoys me really as I'm fit and as healthy as anyone else and whenever I've been told I'm underweight its always felt otherwise (that I'm not fit and healthy), simply because I'm 6.4ft and 10st 7

    Had my yearly Health Assessment today and despite still being underweight my BMI is now only .25 from being classed as "normal"
  • The guy that just won 10k on his own on The Chase
  • Have been classed as underweight my whole life and it annoys me really as I'm fit and as healthy as anyone else and whenever I've been told I'm underweight its always felt otherwise (that I'm not fit and healthy), simply because I'm 6.4ft and 10st 7

    Had my yearly Health Assessment today and despite still being underweight my BMI is now only .25 from being classed as "normal"

    I'd love to be in your position. Isn't this just a licence for you to stuff your face with Dominos and Mince Pies?
  • Patrice Evra

    His twitter account is everything I'd be as a pro footballer.
  • "I love this game"
  • The panda one was class.
    "Be like a panda. I am black, I am white, I am Asian, I am chubby. Say no to racism"
  • When a really nice, kind, honest friend who has been single as long as you have known him finds a partner. And she's a looker too!
  • When the original drummer with Gene Vincent's Blue Caps (Dickie Harrell) likes one of your photos on facebook!
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  • When the original drummer with Gene Vincent's Blue Caps (Dickie Harrell) likes one of your photos on facebook!

    Who?
  • When a really nice, kind, honest friend who has been single as long as you have known him finds a partner. And she's a looker too!

    'friend'
  • When the original drummer with Gene Vincent's Blue Caps (Dickie Harrell) likes one of your photos on facebook!

    Who?
    No - Blue Cap.
  • When a really nice, kind, honest friend who has been single as long as you have known him finds a partner. And she's a looker too!

    'friend'
    I know it's hard to believe, but I do have one...

  • I wondered if friend was a cover for you

  • I wondered if friend was a cover for you

    If it is, don't tell the wife...
  • Sinking a few pints in a hotel bar, watching the club shoot themselves in the foot again.
  • Winning two invites to the launch for the adidas Gazelle GTX London trainers
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