So, my girlfriend has begun to accompany me to matches...

Six-a-bag-of-nuts

Leuth said:

a2c is a renowned wordsmith in his own right, tbf!

Renowned? Well, yeh, that's one adjective.
I try not to get personal, but if that irritating Berk ever shows up on CL I'll be off

ateamofcorygibbs

No reports for the last two home games. Is she boycotting?

Leuth

Not at all! She's been to all the games and written notes for all of them, but has been a little low and Charlton haven't quite summoned in her the requisite energy. They'll all be up at some point, though, likely starting tomorrow (with the Bolton report)

AshBurton

Need a little cheering up please from a sprinkling of Charlton Aesthetic magic dust

sillav nitram

I'm amazed you still have a girlfriend, if she's been accompanying you this season!

ateamofcorygibbs

Still think the demise of this has been one of the saddest outcomes of the season...

Leuth

Reports of her demise have been greatly exaggerated...

seth plum

The Watt/Jackson Pollock link is just right.

Stig

Entertaining as ever. The hex code for the ref's habiliment is #55C7D2 and I hereby claim my free conceptual beer.

Leuth

Good lord! Confirmed!

She says "Wow", "That's amazing" and "Please enjoy a symbolic Oude Gueuze on me".

Our lounge may become this colour in the near future...

Stig

It's slipping down a treat. Thank you very much

AddicksAddict

If your girlfriend is as inventive in bed as she is with the written word, I'm surprised you have the energy to get to the games.

ateamofcorygibbs

Leuth said:

Reports of her demise have been greatly exaggerated...

YES! I love it.

mascot88

Great stuff as always

ateamofcorygibbs

Omg. SHE'S BACK!

What colour boots do Addicks think young @jpearce05 will be wearing in the seminal match of the L1 epoch? #cafc

— Charlton Aesthetic (@CAFCAesthetic) August 5, 2016

Leuth

https://charltonaesthetic.wordpress.com

Back in the big leagues, ye faithful!

aliwibble

Particularly liked:

Our fans are charged with a kind of psychedelic afterglow regarding this spritely, risk-taking troupe. No one remembers how to be happy, and I see some fans cycling desperately through all their facial expressions out of confusion.

:-)

PaddyP17

Definite one for the morning read at work. Can't wait. I've even pre-emptively liked. Exciting times!

Mendonca In Asdas

Is this for real or is this Leuth getting in touch with his feminine side and creating a female alter ego?

Baldybonce

Mendonca In Asdas said:

Is this for real or is this Leuth getting in touch with his feminine side and creating a female alter ego?

I can confirm that Charltonaesthetic is very real and very nice too.

McCartney

'and who has room for this masochistic little dance in their lives, week on week? It’s too painful'.
 That got me. Wonderful.

Leuth

Yeah, it really isn't me! If I wrote match reports they'd be a lot more football-oriented and a lot less fun

Leuth

Taking advantage of my cricketing to secure a free season ticket, she's only gone and done it again: https://charltonaesthetic.wordpress.com

Halix

Its only my opinion but, what a load of pretentious bollocks!

jacob_CAFC

love it

AddicksAddict

ValleyGary said:

I'd like to read her explanation of the offside rule

Get her on to the fallibility of VAR.

AddicksAddict

Leuth said:

Everyone's favourite match report is back!

That might be stretching it a bit although I'm a fan.

PS Tell her 'whom' isn't used for the subjective case.

floydroadfaithfull

Took my other half on sat 
Moaned that it was too hot and to noisy in the covered end
Is it like this every game she moaned/yup
Although we did have a nice lunch in Greenwich and a nice meal at the o2 after
Cost me a fortune!!
Hope she didn't enjoy the day to much!!

Wheresmeticket

Leuth said:

https://charltonaesthetic.wordpress.com

Back in the big leagues, ye faithful!

I hope you have got your bunnies locked up somewhere safe..

Six-a-bag-of-nuts

Halix said:

Its only my opinion but, what a load of pretentious bollocks!

Oh come on chaps, where is your sense of humour?