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  • Six-a-bag-of-nuts
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts Posts: 8,127
    Leuth said:

    a2c is a renowned wordsmith in his own right, tbf!

    Renowned? Well, yeh, that's one adjective.
    I try not to get personal, but if that irritating Berk ever shows up on CL I'll be off
  • ateamofcorygibbs
    ateamofcorygibbs Posts: 1,193
    No reports for the last two home games. Is she boycotting? :(
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,330
    Not at all! She's been to all the games and written notes for all of them, but has been a little low and Charlton haven't quite summoned in her the requisite energy. They'll all be up at some point, though, likely starting tomorrow (with the Bolton report)
  • AshBurton
    AshBurton Posts: 1,142
    Need a little cheering up please from a sprinkling of Charlton Aesthetic magic dust
  • sillav nitram
    sillav nitram Posts: 10,169
    I'm amazed you still have a girlfriend, if she's been accompanying you this season!
  • ateamofcorygibbs
    ateamofcorygibbs Posts: 1,193
    Still think the demise of this has been one of the saddest outcomes of the season...
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,330
    Reports of her demise have been greatly exaggerated...
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    The Watt/Jackson Pollock link is just right.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,030
    Entertaining as ever. The hex code for the ref's habiliment is #55C7D2 and I hereby claim my free conceptual beer.
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,330
    Good lord! Confirmed!

    She says "Wow", "That's amazing" and "Please enjoy a symbolic Oude Gueuze on me".

    Our lounge may become this colour in the near future...
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  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,030
    It's slipping down a treat. Thank you very much :smile:
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,796
    edited January 2016
    If your girlfriend is as inventive in bed as she is with the written word, I'm surprised you have the energy to get to the games.
  • ateamofcorygibbs
    ateamofcorygibbs Posts: 1,193
    Leuth said:

    Reports of her demise have been greatly exaggerated...

    YES! I love it.

  • mascot88
    mascot88 Posts: 9,638
    Great stuff as always
  • ateamofcorygibbs
    ateamofcorygibbs Posts: 1,193
    Omg. SHE'S BACK!

    What colour boots do Addicks think young @jpearce05 will be wearing in the seminal match of the L1 epoch? #cafc

    — Charlton Aesthetic (@CAFCAesthetic) August 5, 2016
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,330
    https://charltonaesthetic.wordpress.com

    Back in the big leagues, ye faithful!
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,299
    Particularly liked:
    Our fans are charged with a kind of psychedelic afterglow regarding this spritely, risk-taking troupe. No one remembers how to be happy, and I see some fans cycling desperately through all their facial expressions out of confusion.

    :-)

  • PaddyP17
    PaddyP17 Posts: 13,037
    Definite one for the morning read at work. Can't wait. I've even pre-emptively liked. Exciting times!
  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,652
    edited August 2019
    Is this for real or is this Leuth getting in touch with his feminine side and creating a female alter ego?
  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,648
    Mendonca In Asdas said:
    Is this for real or is this Leuth getting in touch with his feminine side and creating a female alter ego?
    I can confirm that Charltonaesthetic is very real and very nice too.
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  • McCartney
    McCartney Posts: 390
    'and who has room for this masochistic little dance in their lives, week on week? It’s too painful'.
     That got me. Wonderful.
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,330
    Yeah, it really isn't me! If I wrote match reports they'd be a lot more football-oriented and a lot less fun
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,330
    Taking advantage of my cricketing to secure a free season ticket, she's only gone and done it again: https://charltonaesthetic.wordpress.com
  • Halix
    Halix Posts: 2,237
    edited August 2019
    Its only my opinion but, what a load of pretentious bollocks!
  • jacob_CAFC
    jacob_CAFC Posts: 2,063
    love it
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,796
    ValleyGary said:
    I'd like to read her explanation of the offside rule
    Get her on to the fallibility of VAR.
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,796
    Leuth said:
    Everyone's favourite match report is back!
    That might be stretching it a bit although I'm a fan.

    PS Tell her 'whom' isn't used for the subjective case.
  • floydroadfaithfull
    floydroadfaithfull Posts: 4,778
    Took my other half on sat 
    Moaned that it was too hot and to noisy in the covered end
    Is it like this every game she moaned/yup
    Although we did have a nice lunch in Greenwich and a nice meal at the o2 after
    Cost me a fortune!!
    Hope she didn't enjoy the day to much!!


  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    Leuth said:
    https://charltonaesthetic.wordpress.com

    Back in the big leagues, ye faithful!
    I hope you have got your bunnies locked up somewhere safe..
  • Six-a-bag-of-nuts
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts Posts: 8,127
    Halix said:
    Its only my opinion but, what a load of pretentious bollocks!
    Oh come on chaps, where is your sense of humour?

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