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So, my girlfriend has begun to accompany me to matches...

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  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    edited March 2015
    I liked the bit about the pitch.
  • sadiejane1981
    sadiejane1981 Posts: 9,012
    Leuth said:

    …resulting in this: https://charltonaesthetic.wordpress.com

    Excellent, it was obviously written in good humour, give her a break it's an analogy (a crazy LSD one) with a difference.
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,229
    It quite clearly states that its not really going to be about the football.

    I’m at the Valley. I’ve recently moved within ten minutes’ walk of this crimson beacon and I imagine I’ll be spending a lot of time here, so figure it’s time to start cataloguing my impressions of the matches, team, and other Addick curiosities. I know nothing about the practicable nature of football, but that’s never prevented my enjoyment. Instead, I hope to share with you all some of my aesthetic observations.
  • lolwray
    lolwray Posts: 4,902
    pfoof....like someones eaten a thesuraus and vomitted it back up all over my screen !
  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,648
    I bet she's good at oral


    English.
  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 0
    Brilliant piece of writing. Really well written, engaging and very funny.

  • Addicted
    Addicted Posts: 2,804
    I dont know whether to feel thick or not :(

    "There are some lovely boots on display today. I often use them to orient myself in a match where players might otherwise blur into something like a painting by Bruegel"

    "especially deckchair-resplendent today and transmitting a loud energy, which I assume is eating into the players"

    image
  • PassItToLeaburn
    PassItToLeaburn Posts: 1,457
    I thought it was very entertaining!
  • Kiely#1
    Kiely#1 Posts: 258
    I like it, it made me smile.
  • Mortimerician
    Mortimerician Posts: 5,222
    Summary?
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  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,233
    Can she write next week's preview?
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 34,013
    Henry Irving said:

    Can she write next week's preview?

    excellent idea
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,956
    "Somewhere a child is crying."

    Don't blame them.
  • O-Randy-Hunt
    O-Randy-Hunt Posts: 10,665
    image
  • AshBurton
    AshBurton Posts: 1,142
    Vuvuzelas?
  • dogpat65
    dogpat65 Posts: 149
    edited March 2015
    AshBurton said:

    Vuvuzelas?

    That would appear to be the correct spelling

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vuvuzela

    There were a bunch of kids with them in East stand Block H, I believe.
  • holyjo
    holyjo Posts: 1,326
    A little on the lo-brow side for my tastes
  • MountsfieldPark
    MountsfieldPark Posts: 2,074
    Leuth said:

    …resulting in this: https://charltonaesthetic.wordpress.com

    That went over the heads of a few people. Will she be going to the toolbox?
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,436
    Not sure if I can let my Fiancee come to Charlton anymore after Saturday...

    Her: Ooo looks like Williams is gonna get sent off, the ref is going for his cards
    Me: Nooo that aint Williams, and nothing happened for a booking.

    Referee now books Watt and Williams

    Me: See its just a yellow for both player so cant have been Williams

    Referee now pulls out red card

    Me: Cheering / Clapping the decision, inside Im thinking... bugger got that wrong
  • Granpa
    Granpa Posts: 2,995
    Would you give us a clue as to what attracted you to her in the first place please, I don't want to make the same mistake.
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  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,330
    MountsfieldPark said:

    Leuth said:

    …resulting in this: https://charltonaesthetic.wordpress.com

    That went over the heads of a few people. Will she be going to the toolbox?
    We didn't manage to get tickets! Maybe she'll blog the beamback. Cheers (from her) to all the supportive comments - and the 1k+ views!
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,661
    Good luck to her.

    Always good to read a different slant on the familiar and I enjoyed her descriptive style too.
  • SpicedAddick
    SpicedAddick Posts: 737
    ValleyGary said:

    I'd like to read her explanation of the offside rule

    I love it!

    Hope she keeps this going into next season, I enjoyed it.
  • MountsfieldPark
    MountsfieldPark Posts: 2,074
    Leuth said:

    MountsfieldPark said:

    Leuth said:

    …resulting in this: https://charltonaesthetic.wordpress.com

    That went over the heads of a few people. Will she be going to the toolbox?
    We didn't manage to get tickets! Maybe she'll blog the beamback. Cheers (from her) to all the supportive comments - and the 1k+ views!
    Shame. I'd have welcomed her first-hand view of the first Addicks victory at the toolbox since time immemorial.
  • Davo55
    Davo55 Posts: 7,836
    Nice of you to model for the photo, @Leuth :wink:
  • AshBurton
    AshBurton Posts: 1,142
    dogpat65 said:

    AshBurton said:

    Vuvuzelas?

    That would appear to be the correct spelling

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vuvuzela

    There were a bunch of kids with them in East stand Block H, I believe.
    i wasn't doubting that the young lady's spelling is impeccable. I just haven't heard one since South Africa 2010. Either I'm going deaf in my old age or the sounds didn't reach as far as Block D - most likely the former. All I heard was the bloke next to me moaning as usual (even after we had won).
  • Six-a-bag-of-nuts
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts Posts: 8,127
    Superb!
    Tell her to keep them coming Leuth.
    Very amusing
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    The blog title is class.
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,330
    Everyone's favourite match report is back!
  • GlassHalfFull
    GlassHalfFull Posts: 2,351

    'Strewth, Leuth - another mistresspiece !!

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