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So, my girlfriend has begun to accompany me to matches...

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  • edited March 2015
    I liked the bit about the pitch.
  • Leuth said:
    Excellent, it was obviously written in good humour, give her a break it's an analogy (a crazy LSD one) with a difference.
  • pfoof....like someones eaten a thesuraus and vomitted it back up all over my screen !
  • I bet she's good at oral


    English.
  • Brilliant piece of writing. Really well written, engaging and very funny.

  • I thought it was very entertaining!
  • I like it, it made me smile.
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  • Can she write next week's preview?

    excellent idea
  • "Somewhere a child is crying."

    Don't blame them.
  • Vuvuzelas?
  • edited March 2015
    AshBurton said:

    Vuvuzelas?

    That would appear to be the correct spelling

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vuvuzela

    There were a bunch of kids with them in East stand Block H, I believe.
  • A little on the lo-brow side for my tastes
  • Leuth said:
    That went over the heads of a few people. Will she be going to the toolbox?
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  • Leuth said:
    That went over the heads of a few people. Will she be going to the toolbox?
    We didn't manage to get tickets! Maybe she'll blog the beamback. Cheers (from her) to all the supportive comments - and the 1k+ views!
  • Good luck to her.

    Always good to read a different slant on the familiar and I enjoyed her descriptive style too.
  • I'd like to read her explanation of the offside rule

    I love it!

    Hope she keeps this going into next season, I enjoyed it.
  • Leuth said:

    Leuth said:
    That went over the heads of a few people. Will she be going to the toolbox?
    We didn't manage to get tickets! Maybe she'll blog the beamback. Cheers (from her) to all the supportive comments - and the 1k+ views!
    Shame. I'd have welcomed her first-hand view of the first Addicks victory at the toolbox since time immemorial.
  • Nice of you to model for the photo, @Leuth :wink:
  • dogpat65 said:

    AshBurton said:

    Vuvuzelas?

    That would appear to be the correct spelling

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vuvuzela

    There were a bunch of kids with them in East stand Block H, I believe.
    i wasn't doubting that the young lady's spelling is impeccable. I just haven't heard one since South Africa 2010. Either I'm going deaf in my old age or the sounds didn't reach as far as Block D - most likely the former. All I heard was the bloke next to me moaning as usual (even after we had won).
  • Superb!
    Tell her to keep them coming Leuth.
    Very amusing
  • The blog title is class.
  • Everyone's favourite match report is back!

  • 'Strewth, Leuth - another mistresspiece !!
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