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  • edited April 2015
    Oh, what’s this! A goal has been had! That little gazelle Bulot (of whom I am becoming so very fond) has changed his snow shoe – this time channelling golden lightning and forking it about all over the place – he might have even helped with the goal. I don’t know. But I do know that our resident Icelandic sidewinder played a great net and now we’re all in fair pantomime spirit.
  • Bulot skits around – the icing fairy on the cake. Far from the etymological whelk of his name (‘Bulot’ literally translates to ‘whelk’ in French), he is rather the winkle of the shellfish world. An intricate and refreshing garnish on the side of the pitch.*

    * Charlton Aesthetic is vegetarian and doesn’t endorse the eating of sea life any more than it does that of spritely midfielders.
  • I'm frightened.
  • Reminds me of the time I took Mrs mcbobbin to the 4-0 Coventry game. Whilst 20,000 were in tears at SCPs goal, she was proudly expounding her theory that SCP personified the Greek literary and dramatic concept of deus ex machina. If she has a pipe she'd have smoked it.
  • Now this is a wind-up isn't it??????
  • Superb entertainment. If only there was a Charlton Blogger Of The Season vote, award and dinner.
  • "Girlfriend"...

    Good stuff though, keep it coming !
  • my head hurts.

    i've now got this vision of her standing and posturing towards the pitch with a tiny skull in one hand and a curly moustache, ignoring the fans behind telling her to sit down.
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  • Another entertaining piece.

    I enjoy her work.
  • Keep them coming. Does she have a name?
  • Keep them coming. Does she have a name?

    Mrs Bulot?
  • A nervy recommencement! We ought to be more careful. Would it be appropriate for me to shout at a child? The feet on the back of the seat is like Chinese water torture.

    Sounds a bit Millwall to me.
    Fifth columnist?
  • "Oilily"?
    Love it.
  • After reading it again I'm a little worried that next time Bulot may be envisioned naked with eager balls and thrusting man muscles that glisten in the sunlight...
  • Can't blame her
  • After reading it again I'm a little worried that next time Bulot may be envisioned naked with eager balls and thrusting man muscles that glisten in the sunlight...

    Warm weather getting to you @sadiejane1981 ? Cold shower for you young lady!
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  • I love these so much
  • Addicted said:

    I dont know whether to feel thick or not :(

    "There are some lovely boots on display today. I often use them to orient myself in a match where players might otherwise blur into something like a painting by Bruegel"

    "especially deckchair-resplendent today and transmitting a loud energy, which I assume is eating into the players"

    image

    Doc Rivers - Coach of the LA Clippers. Point Guard for the New York Knicks in the 80's, Coach of the title winning Boston Celtics in 2008. Never expected to see him in a football thread.
  • Absolutely sensational blog, please tell her to keep going.
    IGNORE THE H8TERS!
  • edited April 2015
    TT can you give us your insight (on a different thread?) on how Luzon has set us up differently to Bob? Higher line perhaps and not tippy tapping at back but how are we getting it forward quicker and being more dangerous? TW?
  • As requested/promised, there is a homily upon that whelkish goalmonger up now
  • you sound nice

    Bulot himself has retweeted a link to this, btw :D
  • These are brilliant. I like the writing style and great that Bulot enjoys them too.

    I was at an Union Berlin match recently, wonder what your girlfriend would have made of that experience.
  • Bulot is far more effective as a tiny snow-hoofed gazelle than a golden lightning forker outerer ... (imho).
  • I love these thoughts on football.

    In an enjoyable, but somewhat creepy, way...
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