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So, my girlfriend has begun to accompany me to matches...

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  • Callumcafc
    Callumcafc Posts: 63,780
    edited April 2015
    Oh, what’s this! A goal has been had! That little gazelle Bulot (of whom I am becoming so very fond) has changed his snow shoe – this time channelling golden lightning and forking it about all over the place – he might have even helped with the goal. I don’t know. But I do know that our resident Icelandic sidewinder played a great net and now we’re all in fair pantomime spirit.
  • Callumcafc
    Callumcafc Posts: 63,780
    Bulot skits around – the icing fairy on the cake. Far from the etymological whelk of his name (‘Bulot’ literally translates to ‘whelk’ in French), he is rather the winkle of the shellfish world. An intricate and refreshing garnish on the side of the pitch.*

    * Charlton Aesthetic is vegetarian and doesn’t endorse the eating of sea life any more than it does that of spritely midfielders.
  • Callumcafc
    Callumcafc Posts: 63,780
    I'm frightened.
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    Reminds me of the time I took Mrs mcbobbin to the 4-0 Coventry game. Whilst 20,000 were in tears at SCPs goal, she was proudly expounding her theory that SCP personified the Greek literary and dramatic concept of deus ex machina. If she has a pipe she'd have smoked it.
  • Halix
    Halix Posts: 2,237
    Now this is a wind-up isn't it??????
  • sadiejane1981
    sadiejane1981 Posts: 9,012
    Love it!
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,198
    Superb entertainment. If only there was a Charlton Blogger Of The Season vote, award and dinner.
  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,045
    "Girlfriend"...

    Good stuff though, keep it coming !
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,896
    my head hurts.

    i've now got this vision of her standing and posturing towards the pitch with a tiny skull in one hand and a curly moustache, ignoring the fans behind telling her to sit down.
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  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,661
    Another entertaining piece.

    I enjoy her work.
  • harveys_gardener
    harveys_gardener Posts: 7,038
    Keep them coming. Does she have a name?
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,661
    harveys gardener said:

    Keep them coming. Does she have a name?

    Mrs Bulot?
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    A nervy recommencement! We ought to be more careful. Would it be appropriate for me to shout at a child? The feet on the back of the seat is like Chinese water torture.

    Sounds a bit Millwall to me.
    Fifth columnist?
  • Six-a-bag-of-nuts
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts Posts: 8,127
    "Oilily"?
    Love it.
  • Its_Hamer_Time
    Its_Hamer_Time Posts: 1,565
    I brought my GF to The Valley once, now she won't stop showing off that she's a bloody fan.

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  • sadiejane1981
    sadiejane1981 Posts: 9,012
    After reading it again I'm a little worried that next time Bulot may be envisioned naked with eager balls and thrusting man muscles that glisten in the sunlight...
  • sadiejane1981
    sadiejane1981 Posts: 9,012
    Can't blame her
  • Davo55
    Davo55 Posts: 7,836
    sadiejane1981 said:

    After reading it again I'm a little worried that next time Bulot may be envisioned naked with eager balls and thrusting man muscles that glisten in the sunlight...

    Warm weather getting to you @sadiejane1981 ? Cold shower for you young lady!
  • IA
    IA Posts: 6,103
    ... Leuth storms into the house

    "HAVE YOU BEEN CHEATING ON ME WITH A SPRITELY GABONESE ETYMOLOGICAL WHELK??"
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  • ateamofcorygibbs
    ateamofcorygibbs Posts: 1,193
    I love these so much
  • Tutt-Tutt
    Tutt-Tutt Posts: 3,274
    Addicted said:

    I dont know whether to feel thick or not :(

    "There are some lovely boots on display today. I often use them to orient myself in a match where players might otherwise blur into something like a painting by Bruegel"

    "especially deckchair-resplendent today and transmitting a loud energy, which I assume is eating into the players"

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    Doc Rivers - Coach of the LA Clippers. Point Guard for the New York Knicks in the 80's, Coach of the title winning Boston Celtics in 2008. Never expected to see him in a football thread.
  • Powell Is Pleasant
    Powell Is Pleasant Posts: 1,443
    Absolutely sensational blog, please tell her to keep going.
    IGNORE THE H8TERS!
  • harveys_gardener
    harveys_gardener Posts: 7,038
    edited April 2015
    TT can you give us your insight (on a different thread?) on how Luzon has set us up differently to Bob? Higher line perhaps and not tippy tapping at back but how are we getting it forward quicker and being more dangerous? TW?
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,321
    As requested/promised, there is a homily upon that whelkish goalmonger up now
  • cafctom
    cafctom Posts: 11,372
    edited April 2015
    Could be worse. I'll never forget the time I started taking an ex with me to games about 5 years ago whenever my old man was on holiday and she would come in his place. I had been trying to give the elbow for a good 6 months at that point. Lovely girl, but just wasn't right for me at the time.

    Wasn't long before she was buying replica shirts and learning songs to try and make me interested again. She thought it was a good idea to 'surprise' me by turning up at Swindon away. Little did she know I wasn't actually there and was just trying to get a weekend off from her. Christ was I in the doghouse when she found out.
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,321
    you sound nice

    Bulot himself has retweeted a link to this, btw :D
  • IA
    IA Posts: 6,103
    These are brilliant. I like the writing style and great that Bulot enjoys them too.

    I was at an Union Berlin match recently, wonder what your girlfriend would have made of that experience.
  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 5,683
    Bulot is far more effective as a tiny snow-hoofed gazelle than a golden lightning forker outerer ... (imho).
  • East_Stand_Loopy
    East_Stand_Loopy Posts: 2,205
    I love these thoughts on football.

    In an enjoyable, but somewhat creepy, way...

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