She's out of your league....

North Lower Neil

Haven't seen this in here yet, so....

standard.co.uk/news/london/crystal-palace-fan-calls-on-twitter-users-to-help-find-girl-he-fell-in-love-with-on-a-train-10003476.html

Poor lass, stuck in the window seat, not able to get away.

And ask at the time, you coward! Bloody Twitter.

soapy_jones

NO!!!!

What if they actually breed?

paulie8290

The message has since gone viral with more than 3,300 people re-tweeting the image in a bid to help Mr Mainland find the girl of his dreams.

or to take the piss out of him

Absurdistan

Pathetic.

LuckyReds

Creeepy feck took a picture of her but couldn't get her number?

Something isn't right there...

sam3110

He wouldn't know what to do with her anyway

Carter

I hope she replies and says he was very sweet. Told her how he always cries at weddings and knows every word of love actually.

But no thanks, she wants a real man

Gumbo

Fucking virgins.....




Trains

paulie8290

the real question is Would Ya

paulie8290

its a yes from me

Bedsaddick

Why is it that everything the Nigels do is so cringeworthy?

ForeverAddickted

paulie8290 said:

the real question is Would Ya

paulie8290 said:

its a yes from me

The bloke or the girl is that Paulie?

masicat

It's Frank Maloneys brother Ted.

paulie8290

ForeverAddickted said:

paulie8290 said:

the real question is Would Ya

paulie8290 said:

its a yes from me

The bloke or the girl is that Paulie?

wouldn't you like to know

tangoflash

Paulie & Nigel sitting in a tree...........

carly burn

Did his mum take that picture?

JohnBoyUK

Bet the Nigel used a bloody Selfie Stick too! Outraegous and deserves a hiding for that alone!

Nicholas

How hard is it to find his sisters number.

North Lower Neil

carly burn said:

Did his mum take that picture?

I'm worried it might be a selfie stick job, which would make it a terrible combination of modern twattishness.

cafcdave123

What a nigel

Brendan_O_Connell

You're all being harsh on the lad. This could be his big opportunity to lose his virginity!

Actually, have you seen the state of the c***? Maybe not eh?

rananegra

The bit where he said he'd found his "wife" made me cringe.

Aging_Covered_Ender

He draped his scarf around her and made her a Palace fan. This one's a no brainer for Operation Yewtree's latest round up of offenders. Ghastly.

floydroadfaithfull

So sad and cringy makes me want to vomit

GlassHalfFull

Perhaps the charming young lady is called Gladys, and he's feeling ....

soapy_jones

GlassHalfFull said:

Perhaps the charming young lady is called Gladys, and he's feeling ....

... her tits?

oh I see...

fattmatt

They've only got a couple of dozen fans. Should be easy to find her.

The Red Robin

paulie8290 said:

the real question is Would Ya

paulie8290 said:

its a yes from me

He's not my type Paulie.

brogib

He's only gotta ask round the cake shops of Southampton and I'm sure he'll find her

dizzee

Got to hand it to him, whilst you lot are slating him on here, he'll be doing alright for himself.

brogib

dizzee said:

Got to hand it to him, whilst you lot are slating him on here, he'll be doing alright for himself.

You just got in from pub Diz?