I have recently started a new job that involves a fair bit of travelling around the country. I have visited town centres that, in the past, I would have only ever 'by-passed'.
Here I am tonight in my hotel room in Crawley after just popping into town to get some cash. Only ever been in the area before when flying out of Gatwick. I have to say, it is the most soulless, ugly, unappealling hole of a place, really dire! It's up there with the Brentwood's and Great Yarmouth's of the country as places to avoid unless you really have to visit.
So, it begs the question, where have you been (town centre only) that you would never go back to unless you had no choice?
PS: Apologies to any Crawley folk who have since moved on. All I can say is no wonder you did!!
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Gillingham
Dartford
Crawley is a bad one, no doubt. My three worst towns/areas however are:
1) Huyton in Liverpool - I was working on the site of a demolished school but the fence was still up around the perimeter - we locked the gates behind us for protection! 50% of the houses on the neighbouring council estate were empty with the windows boarded up. They actually had signs on the boarding saying all the houses contents had been removed - I've seen that on the backs of vans before but not on houses!
2) Barry, South Wales - I was there out of the holiday season so it was dead, I can't imagine packing it with people on cheap seaside holidays would improve it, what a shit hole.
3) Runcorn - It's basically a smaller Milton Keynes so no soul, it's near Liverpool so full of displaced scousers and it's main 'attraction' is a chemical works and a hazardous waste landfill.
Honourable mentions for Scunthorpe which is 50% abandoned steel works and for the time the Admin at work booked me into a hotel in the middle of Nottingham's red light district - there were signs everywhere warning of the consequences of kerb-crawling and all I heard all night long was police sirens. Best of it was that the admin girl was from bloody Nottingham!
Redhill
Mitcham
Croydon
I recently had half-an-hour to kill in Strood before my train. With apologies to those who live there, the hideous centre of this town has been brought to its knees by blight. The road bridge over the Medway from Rochester feeds a racetrack one-way system apparently designed by Bernie Ecclestone's subnormal son. The pavements are so narrow that you must step into the litter-strewn doorway of a vacant shop to make way for tattooed seventeen-year-old Kayleigh, pushing a sprog in a buggy while pulling on a fag.
The fabric is mostly dispiriting 1960s renewal occupied by cheap caffs; an elderly man was sitting on a bench and staring at a pigeon worrying a discarded chicken bone. The road parallel to the river features shit-brown shoebox houses that would shame Warsaw, with laughably small windows and a view of a rusting submarine from an expanse of cracked paving...
Good subject for a thread, an extension of our Crap Towns list - http://forum.charltonlife.com/discussion/36586/charlton-life-s-ultimate-crap-towns-list
Having been away for a decade or so I am constantly surprised by how much better towns are than they were in the late 80's. Identikit shops ruin even the lovliest town.
But...
Kidderminster is simply grotesque, every turn reminds you of the lost carpet industry and 60's 'planning' at its worst.
Aldershot
Slough
Luton
Utterly depressing toilets the lot of em
Working on a site there and the town centre makes Dartford look half decent.
It used to be ok, and I mean ok, not good just ok and it did me no harm growing up there but now the Carpet factories are virtually all gone, the British Sugar plant has long closed and even good local businesses like Lawrence's are going under, there's nowhere for people to work and nothing (other than pubs) for people to do. There are some nice old buildings in Kiddy that date from the days it was a wealthy Victorian industrial town, but they are sadly blotted out on the skyline by the 60s concrete monstrosities - particularly the multi story lump of crumbling mildew stained concrete that is Crown House.
The council have tried to regenerate the area a bit but it's all distinctly mediocre and focused on new housing (who the hell wants to move to Kiddy?) and the Weavers Warf shopping development which has just helped the chain stores drive the few remaining independents out of business and moved M&S off the highstreet. With Wooly's gone too there are now two large stores and a multitude of small ones that sit empty on the high street. The only thriving industries are charity shops, payday loans and bookies.
Kiddy used to have a Waitrose but it closed and was replaced with a B&M - tells you all you need to know about the way the town's social demographic has shifted and I know its far from unique in modern Britain. Still, the economy is in recovery don't you know.
Tilbury
Eltham
Merthyr
Aldershot
Clacton
Touche, I thought. Touche.