You know you've meet a cracker when you ask a girl 'tell me something about you' and the first thing she offers up is 'I once shagged Gareth Ainsworth when he played for Lincoln'.
When I was a teen in the 80s I had a Saturday job in an independent record shop. One day I was on the shop floor putting some display sleeves back on the racks when I heard this voice ask 'excuse me, have you got (long forgotten item)?' I turned round and in front of me was Scouse pop poppet Sonia! She was actually really nice and we had a pleasant chat about music even though it was obvious that I wasn't in her target audience going by my Napalm Death t.shirt.
Princess Margaret Ken Livingstone Jools Holland Mick Jones (The Clash, not Leeds Utd) Carl Leaburn (is he actually famous? Anyway, he bought me a drink at a PotY do at the old Valley Club during our tenure at The Boleyn Ground) Jack Charlton Geoff Hurst Martin Peters Nathan Fillion Alan Moore Dave Gibbons Neil Gaiman Dave McKean Dennis Waterman Rula Lenska Ernie Hudson Dave Prowse Anthony Daniels Jonathan Ross Frank Bruno Julie Walters Jack Lemmon Nina Conti Lena Lovich Stiff Little Fingers (Jake Burns, Henry Cluny and Ali McMordie) Glenn Hoddle Alan Curbishley Rebecca Romero Paul Gambaccini
I realise some of these might not be famous in everyone's eyes.
Kevin Campbell (in a Manchester lap dancing Club) Joe Hart Jack Wilshere Leighton Baines Kyle Walker Jermain Defoe Danny Welbeck Frank Mcavennie Tamzin Outhwaite Katie Price Tara PalmerTompkinson John Hurt Peri Sandria Margaret Thatcher Phil Taylor Tom Finney John Toshack Numerous Charlton related people Ian Botham David Seaman
Scott Parker was mates back in the day, went to school with Shaun Wright Phillips for a while so met Ian wright a few times, met Jim Davidson, Gary bushell and Karl howman, also Danny baker, Helen chamberlain, Also dozens of Charlton peeps.
Nigel Benn (shoved a door in his face at the Thomas a'Beckett in the OKR) Lemmy (head butted him at the Lyceum in 1980) Both the above were accidental....bloody crapped myself. Eric Clapton Rick Parfitt Dennis Greaves - 9 Below Zero Glenn Tilbrook - Played guitar with him at The Pelton Arms. Saga Lout
Ha, just worked out who you are mate. Was that the weekend we played Man City on the Sunday lunchtime?
Remember you telling us at the time. Think you was with someone else off here?
Yes mate, it was indeed that weekend. @clem_snide was also in attendance. Don't think either of us paid to much interest in Campbell though! To be fair though he brought a fair few rounds and we had him singing songs about Eddie youds later in the night.
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Ken Livingstone
Jools Holland
Mick Jones (The Clash, not Leeds Utd)
Carl Leaburn (is he actually famous? Anyway, he bought me a drink at a PotY do at the old Valley Club during our tenure at The Boleyn Ground)
Jack Charlton
Geoff Hurst
Martin Peters
Nathan Fillion
Alan Moore
Dave Gibbons
Neil Gaiman
Dave McKean
Dennis Waterman
Rula Lenska
Ernie Hudson
Dave Prowse
Anthony Daniels
Jonathan Ross
Frank Bruno
Julie Walters
Jack Lemmon
Nina Conti
Lena Lovich
Stiff Little Fingers (Jake Burns, Henry Cluny and Ali McMordie)
Glenn Hoddle
Alan Curbishley
Rebecca Romero
Paul Gambaccini
I realise some of these might not be famous in everyone's eyes.
Joe Hart
Jack Wilshere
Leighton Baines
Kyle Walker
Jermain Defoe
Danny Welbeck
Frank Mcavennie
Tamzin Outhwaite
Katie Price
Tara PalmerTompkinson
John Hurt
Peri Sandria
Margaret Thatcher
Phil Taylor
Tom Finney
John Toshack
Numerous Charlton related people
Ian Botham
David Seaman
Like a lot of media types he's can be a bit odd at times but is a nice guy.
She sings that song that goes "if you ain't got no money take your broke arse home"
Remember you telling us at the time. Think you was with someone else off here?
Lemmy (head butted him at the Lyceum in 1980)
Both the above were accidental....bloody crapped myself.
Eric Clapton
Rick Parfitt
Dennis Greaves - 9 Below Zero
Glenn Tilbrook - Played guitar with him at The Pelton Arms.
Saga Lout
Roger Daltrey
David Haye
Lee Evans
Nigella Lawson
Richard Wilson
Jonny Vaughan
Jimmy Bullard
Lynsey Ellingson (supermodel)
and whilst doing the knowledge Beyoncé put her hand on my shoulder and asked me to move aside before her bodyguards moved me themselves