South Eastern can f#*k off! Signal failure at Lewisham, passenger taken ill at Lewisham, congestion at Lewisham, points failure at Lewisham - blatant subliminal campaign to make people blame Lewisham for their wretched commute to work and back.
Nobody's falling for it South Eastern, it's all your fault and we know it.
South Eastern can f#*k off! Signal failure at Lewisham, passenger taken ill at Lewisham, congestion at Lewisham, points failure at Lewisham - blatant subliminal campaign to make people blame Lewisham for their wretched commute to work and back.
Nobody's falling for it South Eastern, it's all your fault and we know it.
You say that but other than Desmond Tutu, Kate Bush, Gary Oldman, Henry Cooper and a few notable others, what has lewisham ever done for us other than be the centre point of Sourtheasyern Trains issues?
The 07:54 Petts Wood to Cannon Street was stuck at Hither Green for about 10 mins due to a late Dartford train crossing the points according to the driver. Get off the train at New Cross to see the delay was blamed on a level crossing faliure somewhere or another.
Then a very rare thing. One of the many platform attendants now employed at New Cross was actually holding the doors open on the Overground train to make sure we all got on, making the Overground train 5 mins in leaving.
Roses are Red, Violets are blue Between 7am and 10am this morning 21 out of 22 Cannon Street "services" departed late from St Johns Despite the fact that it's a nice sunny day, the points and signals at Lewisham are working absolutely fine And there haven't been any "passenger incidents" Basically, there is absolutely no justification for yet again running an absolutely piss poor service 3 days out of 3 this week they've been utterly diabolical When (if) I get home this evening, I'm going to fetch my voodoo dolls of Chris Grayling, Minister for Transport, and South Eastern CEO David Statham from the kitchen drawer Then I'm going to douse their legs in lighter fluid, then I'm going to set fire to them While their legs are on fire, I'm going to feed their heads and upper bodies into my paper shredder.
Roses are Red, Violets are blue Between 7am and 10am this morning 21 out of 22 Cannon Street "services" departed late from St Johns Despite the fact that it's a nice sunny day, the points and signals at Lewisham are working absolutely fine And there haven't been any "passenger incidents" Basically, there is absolutely no justification for yet again running an absolutely piss poor service 3 days out of 3 this week they've been utterly diabolical When (if) I get home this evening, I'm going to fetch my voodoo dolls of Chris Grayling, Minister for Transport, and South Eastern CEO David Statham from the kitchen drawer Then I'm going to douse their legs in lighter fluid, then I'm going to set fire to them While their legs are on fire, I'm going to feed their heads and upper bodies into my paper shredder.
That's some cold Ted Bundy shit right there.........
False nail, dreadlock Lil dont know how lucky she was on holiday.........
Roses are Red, Violets are blue Between 7am and 10am this morning 21 out of 22 Cannon Street "services" departed late from St Johns Despite the fact that it's a nice sunny day, the points and signals at Lewisham are working absolutely fine And there haven't been any "passenger incidents" Basically, there is absolutely no justification for yet again running an absolutely piss poor service 3 days out of 3 this week they've been utterly diabolical When (if) I get home this evening, I'm going to fetch my voodoo dolls of Chris Grayling, Minister for Transport, and South Eastern CEO David Statham from the kitchen drawer Then I'm going to douse their legs in lighter fluid, then I'm going to set fire to them While their legs are on fire, I'm going to feed their heads and upper bodies into my paper shredder.
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roses are red
violets are blue
I cannot rhyme
Fuck off you shite southeastern cuuuunnnnn....
I get the tube to Hainault
My nose has turned blue.
Been waiting two hours
For the 17:02
Nobody's falling for it South Eastern, it's all your fault and we know it.
Some are bright pink
And just like this train
Your back carriage stinks
Shit stains are brown
It’s the middle of summer
Turn the fucking heating down
Please mind the doors.
There are no fucking trains, you sons of whores.
due to no working toilets I've just watched a man do a poo.
On the floor of the overcrowded 7.22
You fucking cunts
Some decent retail outlets and pubs I guess.
It would be type 7 on the Bristol, sand, not a shovel would be required
That’s a bold bold statement. More than usual?
I guess it must be because Southeastern are running more trains today than they usually do? Surely that must be it?
Well done Southeastern!
Used to it now.
Get off the train at New Cross to see the delay was blamed on a level crossing faliure somewhere or another.
Then a very rare thing. One of the many platform attendants now employed at New Cross was actually holding the doors open on the Overground train to make sure we all got on, making the Overground train 5 mins in leaving.
Violets are blue
Why is your train temperature control so dire
I get off each train with my undercarriage on fire!
Violets are blue
I'm working from home
So Southeastern, fcuk you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Cunts
I come on here to watch Mr Largo go into meltdown.
Roses are Red, Violets are blue
Between 7am and 10am this morning
21 out of 22 Cannon Street "services" departed late from St Johns
Despite the fact that it's a nice sunny day, the points and signals at Lewisham are working absolutely fine
And there haven't been any "passenger incidents"
Basically, there is absolutely no justification for yet again running an absolutely piss poor service
3 days out of 3 this week they've been utterly diabolical
When (if) I get home this evening, I'm going to fetch my voodoo dolls of Chris Grayling, Minister for Transport, and South Eastern CEO David Statham from the kitchen drawer
Then I'm going to douse their legs in lighter fluid, then I'm going to set fire to them
While their legs are on fire, I'm going to feed their heads and upper bodies into my paper shredder.
False nail, dreadlock Lil dont know how lucky she was on holiday.........