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101 facts about YANN KERMORGANT

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    86. Some people wear superman pajamas, super man wear yan pajamas
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    87. Yann Kermorgant is an anagram of Narkoman Tyngre. This is Swedish for Heavier Addict. At 13st 03lb Yann is one of the heavier members of the Charlton squad. The Swedes have no word for Addick, Narkoman for Addict is the closest they have. Up the Narkomen!
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    88. Yann can nutmeg a mermaid
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    edited September 2013
    89. jehovah's witness once knocked at Yanns house. He spent 2 minutes with them and they now support Charlton and know he is the only God
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    edited September 2013
    90. Yann is the only person in the world that can lick his own elbow.
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    edited September 2013
    91. Yann helps Rachel Riley buff up her algebra.
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    edited September 2013
    92.

    In the beginning Yann created the Charlton and the Valley. And the Valley was without hope, and void; and despair was upon the face of the fans. And the Spirit of Yann moved upon the face of the fans. And Yann said, Let there be pride: and there was pride. And Yann saw the team, that they were good: and Yann led them to greatness. And on the seventh day, Yann rested, except when there was a sunday match. And the multitudes that came saw all that was good in Yann's Charlton and Yann's valley, and they gave thanks. Amen.

    You may now be seated.
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    edited September 2013
    93. He is as gay as a window.
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    edited September 2013
    94. The advertising hoarding Yann crashed into in the pre-season game against Inverness has since had to retire.
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    edited September 2013
    95. Has looked into the eyes of Medusa and not turned to stone.
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    edited September 2013
    94. When he is cut he bleeds Charlton Red.
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    95 Yann is the man
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    96. Yann once scared Monday so much that it had to ask Tuesday to start a day earlier.
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    97. There are more than 101 facts about Yann
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    98. The 12 tasks of Hercules were the ones Yann was too bored to bother with.
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    99. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Yann, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
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    100. Father Jack was tea total before entering a drinking competition with Yann.

    101. Yann lives in Room 101, there is nothing he fears.
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    Yann had leukemia when he was 14.. He still defied the odds and became a professional footballer.
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    Yann survived Michael Barrymore's pool party
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    There we go people there are the 101 facts about our Yann 'the man' KERMORGANT !!
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    (Stolen & changed from Twitter):

    Yann once ate Alphabetti Spaghetti and then shat out the entire Harry Potter book series. #YannFacts
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    yann is father christmas and the tooth fairy combined
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    cafc4life said:

    yann is father christmas and the tooth fairy combined

    I heard differently... I got it from a reasonable source that he's the Easter Bunny too
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    sm said:
    do the people of Brittany acknowledge the French flag as they have their own?
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    edited October 2013
    they acknowledge it as far as a Cornish person would acknowledge a British/English flag.
    When you go over their its a real sign of identity to fly the Brittany flag from your home, Whether you live in Brittany or if you've moved to another part of France.
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    Just seen this in the Haunt in Brighton.
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    That's cool, but I must admit I'm more interested in Susan's Leg Policy.
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    Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves. All we know is he’s called the Yan

    Some say his skin as the texture of a dolphin’s, and that wherever you are in the world, if you turn your radio to 88.4 you can actually hear his thoughts. All we know is he’s called the Yan
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