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101 facts about YANN KERMORGANT

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    McBobbinMcBobbin
    56. The reason Yann doesn't like being called Kermit is because he once tried it one with Miss Piggy, laid out Kermit, and told a better joke the Fossy Bear
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    flyingkiwiDKflyingkiwiDK
    edited September 2013
    57. Yann doesn't walk in anyone's shadow. Their shadow walks in him.
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    razilrazil
    58. More actual facts can be found her (allegedely)

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yann_Kermorgant
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    StigStig
    razil said:

    58. More actual facts can be found her (allegedely)

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yann_Kermorgant

    Some of those look a bit dubious to me ;-)
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    BlackForestRedsBlackForestReds
    59. When the Y2K bug found it nearly shared the same initials as Yann Kermorgant it gave up without a fight.
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    LincsaddickLincsaddick
    60. Yan N Kerm O Gant is ancient Breton for one tough b.........................er
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    sam3110sam3110
    edited September 2013
    61. FIFA 14 was going to be released with an impossibly hard difficulty level called Kermorgant Mode, but only Yann himself is good enough to play it
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    cafckevcafckev
    This is on one the best CL topics ever FACT!
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    flyingkiwiDKflyingkiwiDK
    edited September 2013
    67. Yann Kermorgant can recite the names of every star in the solar system....backwards!
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    sam3110sam3110
    edited September 2013
    68. Yann once hit both posts and the crossbar with one shot, and still scored
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    cafckevcafckev
    69. Yann wasnt shown on Crossbar challange because he didnt even attempt it, they told him it would be too easy for him.
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    RedPandaRedPanda
    McBobbin said:

    Hope these aren't just Chuck Norris facts rehashed... but I must go with my favourite

    55. Yann Kermogant can divide by zero

    70. Chuck Norris checks under his bed at night for Yann Kermorgant.

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    NathanPriorNathanPrior
    71. Jackie Chan took karate lessons from Yann
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    JWADDICKJWADDICK
    edited September 2013
    flyingkiwiDK said:

    67. Yann Kermorgant can recite the names of every star in the solar system....backwards!

    This is an urban myth. There is in fact only one star in the Solar System and it's called Yann. he can however recite the table of elements backwards because he invented them all.
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    BR7_addickBR7_addick
    72. Yann ordered a Big Mac in Burger King, the man on the counter gulped and said do you want fries with that?
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    McBobbinMcBobbin
    flyingkiwiDK said:

    65. Yann Kermorgant can recite the names of every star in the solar system....backwards!

    so can I... nus ;)
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    maybe_babymaybe_baby
    Yann can impregnate women with just a smile.
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    AddicktedAddickted
    73. Yann's restaurant has four Michelin Stars
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    ScohamScoham
    74. Yann can slam a revolving door.
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    Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    74. The Higgs-Bosun God particle's latin name is the "Yann"

    75. The dial on Yann's guitar amp goes up to 11

    76. Yann can pat his head and rub his stomach at the same time.

    77. Yann's farts smell of channel no.5
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    MrOneLungMrOneLung
    It was Yann that granted February an extra day every four years.
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    maybe_babymaybe_baby
    MrOneLung said:

    It was Yann that granted February an extra day every four years.

    Only because he f**ked up the orbit when he arrived from the planet of super heroes.

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    SwisdomSwisdom
    Yann took a whole packet of 21 sleeping pills before the Leicester game - he blinked
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    ForeverAddicktedForeverAddickted
    Messi was going to sign for Charlton today BUT felt Yann would make him look like Pouso
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    CafcCrazyCafcCrazy
    80. Some magicians can walk on water yan can swim through land

    81. Yan died 2 years ago death hasn't got the courage to tell him yet

    82. Yan counted to infinity.... Twice

    83. Guns don't kill people yan does

    84. Yan got bitten by a rattle snake after 3 extremly painful days the snake died

    85. Yan can kill 2 stones with one bird
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