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  • Caroline Wozniacki

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    Jesus christ i have seen heaven and i want to go there
  • shes no Serina
  • Would rather sabrina the teenage witch thsn sereena but each to their own nolly 8)

  • Slim pickings today , you're probably better off watching Loose Women

    Bartoli v Giorgi on court 2 is about it
  • Robbo on court now. Them legs...
  • Robbo on court now. Them legs...

    No I'm not!

  • Watched the Laura Robson match today, she is growing on me, great legs and scrubs up really well judging by the pics posted earlier in the thread.

    And an added bonus, the whole match without a single scream or grunt from either player, I doubt any woman player hits the ball harder than Laura, which goes to prove that there is absolutely no need to do it
  • Like this vid with Laura talking about weird "Directioners" (@ValleyGary knows what I'm talking about):

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/tennis/23105995
  • Yeah Stakhovsky's wife was incredible.

    Looked a spitting image of Miranda Kerr.

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  • Also looks like Jenna-Louise Coleman.
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    What this Jenna-Louise Coleman
  • @ValleyGary please tell the story about your mate and the Williams sisters final
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    uncle said:

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    What this Jenna-Louise Coleman

    That's the girl

    Also looks like Fiona O'Carroll
  • why do all the girlfriends of the male tennis stars look the same, they all have princess hair, parted in the middle and hanging across the sides.?

    is it a class thing, cos they all look like they've been to finishing school?
  • Carter said:

    @ValleyGary please tell the story about your mate and the Williams sisters final

    Haha great memory. im not the greatest story teller and it wont be near as funny as it was at the time but....
    Few years ago when me and my mates were bang on the dance scene we had spent a Friday night chucking multiple disco biscuits down own necks. Now, anyone that's taken a pill knows that when returning home not only can you not sleep, but you can get very horny. The other thing is that not only do you get horny but you cannot, well ya know, finish. Anyway, lying in bed it got to about 3pm and the usual phonecalls to the mates to reminise about the nights events and to see how they felt took place. One mate wouldn't answer his phone. Turned out he was having, in his words, 'a two hour battle wank'. When asked what material he was using he reluctantly told us 'something on TV'. Took us about 30 seconds to realise and for him to admit he had been wanking over the Williams sister having their own battle in the Wimbledon final. No wonder he couldn't cum!
  • Thanks @ValleyGary you just made drink come out my nose
  • Carter said:

    @ValleyGary please tell the story about your mate and the Williams sisters final

    Haha great memory. im not the greatest story teller and it wont be near as funny as it was at the time but....
    Few years ago when me and my mates were bang on the dance scene we had spent a Friday night chucking multiple disco biscuits down own necks. Now, anyone that's taken a pill knows that when returning home not only can you not sleep, but you can get very horny. The other thing is that not only do you get horny but you cannot, well ya know, finish. Anyway, lying in bed it got to about 3pm and the usual phonecalls to the mates to reminise about the nights events and to see how they felt took place. One mate wouldn't answer his phone. Turned out he was having, in his words, 'a two hour battle wank'. When asked what material he was using he reluctantly told us 'something on TV'. Took us about 30 seconds to realise and for him to admit he had been wanking over the Williams sister having their own battle in the Wimbledon final. No wonder he couldn't cum!
    Excellent! Love the phrase "disco biscuit"!

  • Carter said:

    @ValleyGary please tell the story about your mate and the Williams sisters final

    Haha great memory. im not the greatest story teller and it wont be near as funny as it was at the time but....
    Few years ago when me and my mates were bang on the dance scene we had spent a Friday night chucking multiple disco biscuits down own necks. Now, anyone that's taken a pill knows that when returning home not only can you not sleep, but you can get very horny. The other thing is that not only do you get horny but you cannot, well ya know, finish. Anyway, lying in bed it got to about 3pm and the usual phonecalls to the mates to reminise about the nights events and to see how they felt took place. One mate wouldn't answer his phone. Turned out he was having, in his words, 'a two hour battle wank'. When asked what material he was using he reluctantly told us 'something on TV'. Took us about 30 seconds to realise and for him to admit he had been wanking over the Williams sister having their own battle in the Wimbledon final. No wonder he couldn't cum!
    Excellent! Love the phrase "disco biscuit"!

    Gary Ablett
  • Carter said:

    @ValleyGary please tell the story about your mate and the Williams sisters final

    Haha great memory. im not the greatest story teller and it wont be near as funny as it was at the time but....
    Few years ago when me and my mates were bang on the dance scene we had spent a Friday night chucking multiple disco biscuits down own necks. Now, anyone that's taken a pill knows that when returning home not only can you not sleep, but you can get very horny. The other thing is that not only do you get horny but you cannot, well ya know, finish. Anyway, lying in bed it got to about 3pm and the usual phonecalls to the mates to reminise about the nights events and to see how they felt took place. One mate wouldn't answer his phone. Turned out he was having, in his words, 'a two hour battle wank'. When asked what material he was using he reluctantly told us 'something on TV'. Took us about 30 seconds to realise and for him to admit he had been wanking over the Williams sister having their own battle in the Wimbledon final. No wonder he couldn't cum!
    Excellent! Love the phrase "disco biscuit"!

    Used to sell them in Aldi, little M&M on top...!

    Maybe not the same effect as ValleyGary's batch though!
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  • buckshee said:

    Carter said:

    @ValleyGary please tell the story about your mate and the Williams sisters final

    Haha great memory. im not the greatest story teller and it wont be near as funny as it was at the time but....
    Few years ago when me and my mates were bang on the dance scene we had spent a Friday night chucking multiple disco biscuits down own necks. Now, anyone that's taken a pill knows that when returning home not only can you not sleep, but you can get very horny. The other thing is that not only do you get horny but you cannot, well ya know, finish. Anyway, lying in bed it got to about 3pm and the usual phonecalls to the mates to reminise about the nights events and to see how they felt took place. One mate wouldn't answer his phone. Turned out he was having, in his words, 'a two hour battle wank'. When asked what material he was using he reluctantly told us 'something on TV'. Took us about 30 seconds to realise and for him to admit he had been wanking over the Williams sister having their own battle in the Wimbledon final. No wonder he couldn't cum!
    Excellent! Love the phrase "disco biscuit"!

    Gary Ablett
    Rhyming slang?

  • Jack n jill
  • buckshee said:

    Carter said:

    @ValleyGary please tell the story about your mate and the Williams sisters final

    Haha great memory. im not the greatest story teller and it wont be near as funny as it was at the time but....
    Few years ago when me and my mates were bang on the dance scene we had spent a Friday night chucking multiple disco biscuits down own necks. Now, anyone that's taken a pill knows that when returning home not only can you not sleep, but you can get very horny. The other thing is that not only do you get horny but you cannot, well ya know, finish. Anyway, lying in bed it got to about 3pm and the usual phonecalls to the mates to reminise about the nights events and to see how they felt took place. One mate wouldn't answer his phone. Turned out he was having, in his words, 'a two hour battle wank'. When asked what material he was using he reluctantly told us 'something on TV'. Took us about 30 seconds to realise and for him to admit he had been wanking over the Williams sister having their own battle in the Wimbledon final. No wonder he couldn't cum!
    Excellent! Love the phrase "disco biscuit"!

    Gary Ablett
    Rhyming slang?

    Yes , like Mick Mills.
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    edited June 2013
    McBobbin said:

    Jack n jill

    scooby snacks and dog biscuits

  • Had a horrible moment before when I noticed that lisicki looks a bit like ed milliband
  • Nobody has mentioned Anna Kournikova - Lousy tennis player but who cares !

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    Not sure bout lousy player she went three years without losing to someone outside top ten. Just didn't win tournaments.
  • Talking of crumpet I was spoilt for choice on Sky Sports for awhile there. Dutch lady rugby players in incredibly tight shirts in the pouring rain on SS3 or Argentinian lady hockey players on SS4. I really should finish painting the fence but...
  • Talking of crumpet I was spoilt for choice on Sky Sports for awhile there. Dutch lady rugby players in incredibly tight shirts in the pouring rain on SS3 or Argentinian lady hockey players on SS4. I really should finish painting the fence but...


    Better do something or you'll end up white washing the fence without the aid of a paint brush!
  • Game, Set & Crack!

    :)
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