Watched the Laura Robson match today, she is growing on me, great legs and scrubs up really well judging by the pics posted earlier in the thread.
And an added bonus, the whole match without a single scream or grunt from either player, I doubt any woman player hits the ball harder than Laura, which goes to prove that there is absolutely no need to do it
@ValleyGary please tell the story about your mate and the Williams sisters final
Haha great memory. im not the greatest story teller and it wont be near as funny as it was at the time but.... Few years ago when me and my mates were bang on the dance scene we had spent a Friday night chucking multiple disco biscuits down own necks. Now, anyone that's taken a pill knows that when returning home not only can you not sleep, but you can get very horny. The other thing is that not only do you get horny but you cannot, well ya know, finish. Anyway, lying in bed it got to about 3pm and the usual phonecalls to the mates to reminise about the nights events and to see how they felt took place. One mate wouldn't answer his phone. Turned out he was having, in his words, 'a two hour battle wank'. When asked what material he was using he reluctantly told us 'something on TV'. Took us about 30 seconds to realise and for him to admit he had been wanking over the Williams sister having their own battle in the Wimbledon final. No wonder he couldn't cum!
@ValleyGary please tell the story about your mate and the Williams sisters final
Haha great memory. im not the greatest story teller and it wont be near as funny as it was at the time but.... Few years ago when me and my mates were bang on the dance scene we had spent a Friday night chucking multiple disco biscuits down own necks. Now, anyone that's taken a pill knows that when returning home not only can you not sleep, but you can get very horny. The other thing is that not only do you get horny but you cannot, well ya know, finish. Anyway, lying in bed it got to about 3pm and the usual phonecalls to the mates to reminise about the nights events and to see how they felt took place. One mate wouldn't answer his phone. Turned out he was having, in his words, 'a two hour battle wank'. When asked what material he was using he reluctantly told us 'something on TV'. Took us about 30 seconds to realise and for him to admit he had been wanking over the Williams sister having their own battle in the Wimbledon final. No wonder he couldn't cum!
@ValleyGary please tell the story about your mate and the Williams sisters final
Haha great memory. im not the greatest story teller and it wont be near as funny as it was at the time but.... Few years ago when me and my mates were bang on the dance scene we had spent a Friday night chucking multiple disco biscuits down own necks. Now, anyone that's taken a pill knows that when returning home not only can you not sleep, but you can get very horny. The other thing is that not only do you get horny but you cannot, well ya know, finish. Anyway, lying in bed it got to about 3pm and the usual phonecalls to the mates to reminise about the nights events and to see how they felt took place. One mate wouldn't answer his phone. Turned out he was having, in his words, 'a two hour battle wank'. When asked what material he was using he reluctantly told us 'something on TV'. Took us about 30 seconds to realise and for him to admit he had been wanking over the Williams sister having their own battle in the Wimbledon final. No wonder he couldn't cum!
@ValleyGary please tell the story about your mate and the Williams sisters final
Haha great memory. im not the greatest story teller and it wont be near as funny as it was at the time but.... Few years ago when me and my mates were bang on the dance scene we had spent a Friday night chucking multiple disco biscuits down own necks. Now, anyone that's taken a pill knows that when returning home not only can you not sleep, but you can get very horny. The other thing is that not only do you get horny but you cannot, well ya know, finish. Anyway, lying in bed it got to about 3pm and the usual phonecalls to the mates to reminise about the nights events and to see how they felt took place. One mate wouldn't answer his phone. Turned out he was having, in his words, 'a two hour battle wank'. When asked what material he was using he reluctantly told us 'something on TV'. Took us about 30 seconds to realise and for him to admit he had been wanking over the Williams sister having their own battle in the Wimbledon final. No wonder he couldn't cum!
Excellent! Love the phrase "disco biscuit"!
Used to sell them in Aldi, little M&M on top...!
Maybe not the same effect as ValleyGary's batch though!
@ValleyGary please tell the story about your mate and the Williams sisters final
Haha great memory. im not the greatest story teller and it wont be near as funny as it was at the time but.... Few years ago when me and my mates were bang on the dance scene we had spent a Friday night chucking multiple disco biscuits down own necks. Now, anyone that's taken a pill knows that when returning home not only can you not sleep, but you can get very horny. The other thing is that not only do you get horny but you cannot, well ya know, finish. Anyway, lying in bed it got to about 3pm and the usual phonecalls to the mates to reminise about the nights events and to see how they felt took place. One mate wouldn't answer his phone. Turned out he was having, in his words, 'a two hour battle wank'. When asked what material he was using he reluctantly told us 'something on TV'. Took us about 30 seconds to realise and for him to admit he had been wanking over the Williams sister having their own battle in the Wimbledon final. No wonder he couldn't cum!
@ValleyGary please tell the story about your mate and the Williams sisters final
Haha great memory. im not the greatest story teller and it wont be near as funny as it was at the time but.... Few years ago when me and my mates were bang on the dance scene we had spent a Friday night chucking multiple disco biscuits down own necks. Now, anyone that's taken a pill knows that when returning home not only can you not sleep, but you can get very horny. The other thing is that not only do you get horny but you cannot, well ya know, finish. Anyway, lying in bed it got to about 3pm and the usual phonecalls to the mates to reminise about the nights events and to see how they felt took place. One mate wouldn't answer his phone. Turned out he was having, in his words, 'a two hour battle wank'. When asked what material he was using he reluctantly told us 'something on TV'. Took us about 30 seconds to realise and for him to admit he had been wanking over the Williams sister having their own battle in the Wimbledon final. No wonder he couldn't cum!
Talking of crumpet I was spoilt for choice on Sky Sports for awhile there. Dutch lady rugby players in incredibly tight shirts in the pouring rain on SS3 or Argentinian lady hockey players on SS4. I really should finish painting the fence but...
Talking of crumpet I was spoilt for choice on Sky Sports for awhile there. Dutch lady rugby players in incredibly tight shirts in the pouring rain on SS3 or Argentinian lady hockey players on SS4. I really should finish painting the fence but...
Better do something or you'll end up white washing the fence without the aid of a paint brush!
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Jesus christ i have seen heaven and i want to go there
Bartoli v Giorgi on court 2 is about it
And an added bonus, the whole match without a single scream or grunt from either player, I doubt any woman player hits the ball harder than Laura, which goes to prove that there is absolutely no need to do it
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/tennis/23105995
Looked a spitting image of Miranda Kerr.
What this Jenna-Louise Coleman
Also looks like Fiona O'Carroll
is it a class thing, cos they all look like they've been to finishing school?
Few years ago when me and my mates were bang on the dance scene we had spent a Friday night chucking multiple disco biscuits down own necks. Now, anyone that's taken a pill knows that when returning home not only can you not sleep, but you can get very horny. The other thing is that not only do you get horny but you cannot, well ya know, finish. Anyway, lying in bed it got to about 3pm and the usual phonecalls to the mates to reminise about the nights events and to see how they felt took place. One mate wouldn't answer his phone. Turned out he was having, in his words, 'a two hour battle wank'. When asked what material he was using he reluctantly told us 'something on TV'. Took us about 30 seconds to realise and for him to admit he had been wanking over the Williams sister having their own battle in the Wimbledon final. No wonder he couldn't cum!
Maybe not the same effect as ValleyGary's batch though!
Better do something or you'll end up white washing the fence without the aid of a paint brush!