Tennis Crumpet

Shag

BBC1 now - Mladenovi .....

WALLOP

Bedsaddick

Would ya ?

Kristina Mladenovic

bloodnut

id ace her, right where the sun don't shine!

Curb_It

Whats that living on her lip?

WSS

Eurgh

killerandflash

That gap in her teeth is a bit offputting though, it makes me think of Joe Jordan!

Lincsaddick

killerandflash said:

That gap in her teeth is a bit offputting though, it makes me think of Joe Jordan!

Except that Joe Jordan is far better looking (:->)

bloodnut

better pic of the princess...

Brendan_O_Connell

I would find it hard to say no.

Bedsaddick

I was going to say as long as she doesn't open her mouth but....

oohaahmortimer

I love prefer her opponent

rina

mladenovic is not even close to being the best looking in this match

Covered End

Curb_It said:

Whats that living on her lip?

Herpes. No thanks :-)

man_at_milletts

Bedsaddick said:

Would ya ?

Kristina Mladenovic

John Inman, innit?

ShootersHillGuru

These photos are extremely disappointing.

McBobbin

I was thinking Madonna

Viewfinder

Red-rimmed eyes, sweats like a pig, herpes on the lip, teeth like Joe Jordan.... Apart from that, she's lovely.

bloodnut

my first tennis crush (and still the best) was/is Gabriela Sabatini xXx...

Viewfinder

My first tennis crush was the young and delightful Chris Evert. She disappointed me by marrying John Lloyd, who later suggestively titled his autobiography 'Lloyd on Lloyd'.

EpsomAddick

Sabine Lisicki

Lincsaddick

Steffie Graf in her prime ... delicious

randy andy

Used to work in Wimbledon from 1999-2001, was walking along the pavement one lunch time when a young woman got out a car ahead of us. We could only see her from behind, but were all suitably impressed by the tight jeans, when she turned round it was Steffie.

JT

Lincsaddick

^^^^^ good lord !!!!!!

soapy_jones

Mon Dieu... Imagine resting your nuts on that while you got yer breath back!

LenGlover

http://img.spokeo.com/public/900-600/betty_stove_1977_07_01.jpg

Lincsaddick

ol Betty looks more like a coat hanger than a cooker in that photo

Leroy Ambrose

You just know - KNOW - that Serena Williams would be one of the best nights in the sack you would ever have. Sure, she's got a moody boat, but by Christ her backside and funbags make up for it. Any man who says no is a wrong'un. The French Serb, however, is brutal.

ShootersHillGuru

Leroy Ambrose said:

You just know - KNOW - that Serena Williams would be one of the best nights in the sack you would ever have. Sure, she's got a moody boat, but by Christ her backside and funbags make up for it. Any man who says no is a wrong'un. The French Serb, however, is brutal.

Blimey Leroy. Calm down ole son.

Bedsaddick

JT said:

I dont get the modern day obsession with woman and fat arses. I've got one at home and it doest do anything for me!

Lincsaddick

mmmmm Beds .. that is not fat, that is one shapely and large pneumatic hammer slammer