Attention: Please take a moment to consider our terms and conditions before posting.

Tennis Crumpet

Shag
Shag Posts: 4,554
in Other Football and Sports
BBC1 now - Mladenovi .....

WALLOP
«13456

Comments

  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,722
    edited June 2013
    Would ya ?

    Kristina Mladenovic
    image
  • bloodnut
    bloodnut Posts: 2,146
    id ace her, right where the sun don't shine!
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,218
    Whats that living on her lip?
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,070
    Eurgh
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,835
    That gap in her teeth is a bit offputting though, it makes me think of Joe Jordan!
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,345
    edited June 2013
    killerandflash said:

    That gap in her teeth is a bit offputting though, it makes me think of Joe Jordan!

    Except that Joe Jordan is far better looking (:->)
  • bloodnut
    bloodnut Posts: 2,146
    better pic of the princess...

    image
  • Brendan_O_Connell
    Brendan_O_Connell Posts: 8,938
    I would find it hard to say no.
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,722
    edited June 2013
    I was going to say as long as she doesn't open her mouth but....
  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,141
    I love prefer her opponent
  • Sponsored links:



  • rina
    rina Posts: 2,334
    mladenovic is not even close to being the best looking in this match
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 51,981
    Curb_It said:

    Whats that living on her lip?

    Herpes. No thanks :-)
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    Bedsaddick said:

    Would ya ?

    Kristina Mladenovic
    image

    John Inman, innit?
  • ShootersHillGuru
    ShootersHillGuru Posts: 50,612
    These photos are extremely disappointing.
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    I was thinking Madonna
  • Viewfinder
    Viewfinder Posts: 4,910
    Red-rimmed eyes, sweats like a pig, herpes on the lip, teeth like Joe Jordan.... Apart from that, she's lovely.
  • bloodnut
    bloodnut Posts: 2,146
    my first tennis crush (and still the best) was/is Gabriela Sabatini xXx...

    image
  • Viewfinder
    Viewfinder Posts: 4,910
    My first tennis crush was the young and delightful Chris Evert. She disappointed me by marrying John Lloyd, who later suggestively titled his autobiography 'Lloyd on Lloyd'.
  • EpsomAddick
    EpsomAddick Posts: 2,555
    image

    Sabine Lisicki
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,345
    Steffie Graf in her prime ... delicious
  • Sponsored links:



  • randy andy
    randy andy Posts: 5,454
    Used to work in Wimbledon from 1999-2001, was walking along the pavement one lunch time when a young woman got out a car ahead of us. We could only see her from behind, but were all suitably impressed by the tight jeans, when she turned round it was Steffie.
  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348
    image
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,345
    ^^^^^ good lord !!!!!!
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,347
    edited June 2013
    Mon Dieu... Imagine resting your nuts on that while you got yer breath back!
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,651
    edited June 2013
    http://img.spokeo.com/public/900-600/betty_stove_1977_07_01.jpg
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,345
    ol Betty looks more like a coat hanger than a cooker in that photo
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,435
    You just know - KNOW - that Serena Williams would be one of the best nights in the sack you would ever have. Sure, she's got a moody boat, but by Christ her backside and funbags make up for it. Any man who says no is a wrong'un. The French Serb, however, is brutal.
  • ShootersHillGuru
    ShootersHillGuru Posts: 50,612
    Leroy Ambrose said:

    You just know - KNOW - that Serena Williams would be one of the best nights in the sack you would ever have. Sure, she's got a moody boat, but by Christ her backside and funbags make up for it. Any man who says no is a wrong'un. The French Serb, however, is brutal.

    Blimey Leroy. Calm down ole son.
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,722
    JT said:

    image

    I dont get the modern day obsession with woman and fat arses. I've got one at home and it doest do anything for me!
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,345
    mmmmm Beds .. that is not fat, that is one shapely and large pneumatic hammer slammer

Categories

“Marketplace”