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  • Viewfinder
    Viewfinder Posts: 4,910
    Lincsaddick said:

    mmmmm Beds .. that is not fat, that is one shapely and large pneumatic hammer slammer

    As the doyen of tennis commentators Dan Maskell would exclaim: "Oh, I say!"

  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,345
    ^^^^ hahahaha .. Dan the man
  • RedPanda
    RedPanda Posts: 4,982
    Women's golf doesn't get much coverage in the UK, and thus have a centre piece whereby we can get away with posting pervy pics. Have Blair O'Neal anyway:

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  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,345
    fore !!!!! .. get in the hole !!!!!
  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,866
    Got to be the lovely Ana for me

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  • bloodnut
    bloodnut Posts: 2,146
    edited June 2013
    I would drive my wood right up that Blair O'Neal!

    (sorry Gabriela).
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,345
    hahahahha .. sexism is alive n well on CL
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,435
    Anyone who thinks that arse is fat needs their eyes tested. That is pure, unadulterated prime rump. There's less fat on Serena Williams' arse than there is in a bowl of rice.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,970
    JFH had a large arse and big tits. I put Serena in the same bracket. Not for me.
  • redcarter
    redcarter Posts: 1,009
    ValleyGary said:

    JFH had a large arse and big tits. I put Serena in the same bracket. Not for me.

    Excellent

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  • Absurdistan
    Absurdistan Posts: 8,024
    Got to be a disadvantage

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  • Absurdistan
    Absurdistan Posts: 8,024
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  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,866
    Serena Williams is a beast. Plain and simple.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,970
    Leroy Ambrose said:

    Anyone who thinks that arse is fat needs their eyes tested. That is pure, unadulterated prime rump. There's less fat on Serena Williams' arse than there is in a bowl of rice.

    You make that sound like a good thing! Muscles on women. Just wrong.
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,943
    Absurdistan said:

    Got to be a disadvantage

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    Jesus. Christ.
  • Viewfinder
    Viewfinder Posts: 4,910
    Absurdistan said:

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    "New balls, please."

  • bolloxbolder
    bolloxbolder Posts: 7,957
    Viewfinder said:



    Absurdistan said:

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    "New balls, please."

    Who is that goddess please?

  • Viewfinder
    Viewfinder Posts: 4,910
    She is Simona Halep, who according to Professor Wiki is a Romanian tennis player ranked in the top 100. Unfortunately, she has had her assets surgically reduced since these photos.
  • Bolderhumphreyreid
    Bolderhumphreyreid Posts: 2,553
    No that's Lucy Pinder who most definitely won't be getting them reduced.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,970
    Was gonna say that looks like Lucy Pinder!
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  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    Is lucy a tennis player now

    Bada bing
  • bloodnut
    bloodnut Posts: 2,146
    I bet if rob doctored the photo so her head was missing someone on here would guess who it was in a flash!
  • Sillybilly
    Sillybilly Posts: 9,234
    Bedsaddick said:

    JT said:

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    I dont get the modern day obsession with woman and fat arses. I've got one at home and it doest do anything for me!
    Made me chuckle.
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,435
    ValleyGary said:

    Leroy Ambrose said:

    Anyone who thinks that arse is fat needs their eyes tested. That is pure, unadulterated prime rump. There's less fat on Serena Williams' arse than there is in a bowl of rice.

    You make that sound like a good thing! Muscles on women. Just wrong.
    Nothing wrong with a muscular woman. So long as she's not a bodybuilder.
    Some of the best sex I've ever had was with a woman who worked out a lot. She was an absolute pleasure to be with. Most men can't handle a strong woman because they feel inferior. Personally, its never bothered me. Serena Williams would be awesome in bed. End of.
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,834
    You've had sex Leroy?

    And with another person?

    Blimey.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    i'd queue for a ticket for 40 days & nights in the pissing rain with only stawberries for food if Lucy Pinder played tennis.
  • Shag
    Shag Posts: 4,555
    Todays beauty is on Court 1a bit later on

    Maria Kirilenko

    For everyone else there is Paszek
  • bolloxbolder
    bolloxbolder Posts: 7,957
    Personally think our Laura is a babe when dolled up. Anyone got any pics?
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    will this do?

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  • bolloxbolder
    bolloxbolder Posts: 7,957
    Cheers Macronate. Still some maturing to do too, but already scrubs up nicely.

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