ok....About 12 years ago I was out with a mate who shall remain anonymous (nobody on here). We got proper lashed up in a club (think it was amodeous). He said I could stay at his house. Got back to his place, forgot to ask where the toilet was and just collapsed on the bed. Woke up in the middle of the night desperate for a piss but couldn't find the bathroom. SO....I pissed in the corner of the hallway and fucked off home. TRUE STORY. The shame has lived with me ever since
I've always lied about the size of my penis when chatting up women in hope that they will stay interested, but this lie has always backfired on me when they eventually find out it's much bigger than I've said.
I've always lied about the size of my penis when chatting up women in hope that they will stay interested, but this lie has always backfired on me when they eventually find out it's much bigger than I've said.
Chasing skirt with your aches and pains? I'm proud of you mate!
Just remembered something I should confess about now. Another bodily function.
About ten years ago I went to a party near where rob Elliot used to live, I say party but it was a 'gathering' that got a bit over populated. Cut a long story short I used the upstairs toilet for a Richard III and there was no toilet roll anywhere, and I hunted high and low. I ended up using the hand towel to wipe my bum and left it in the bath (I know)
This in itself is not the worse part. The guy whose house it was has got a temper to say the least. I did not own up at the time (would anyone) and someone else got blamed, apparently he had previous for this sort of thing and got a few whacks. The pair of them still don't really get along and I said nothing. Until now. Sorry Wesley. I was the me who used the Egyptian cotton for what it was not meant.
And sorry Sam for taking a few peaches to the head for no reason but you did worse prior to my misgiving
Just remembered something I should confess about now. Another bodily function.
About ten years ago I went to a party near where rob Elliot used to live, I say party but it was a 'gathering' that got a bit over populated. Cut a long story short I used the upstairs toilet for a Richard III and there was no toilet roll anywhere, and I hunted high and low. I ended up using the hand towel to wipe my bum and left it in the bath (I know)
This in itself is not the worse part. The guy whose house it was has got a temper to say the least. I did not own up at the time (would anyone) and someone else got blamed, apparently he had previous for this sort of thing and got a few whacks. The pair of them still don't really get along and I said nothing. Until now. Sorry Wesley. I was the me who used the Egyptian cotton for what it was not meant.
And sorry Sam for taking a few peaches to the head for no reason but you did worse prior to my misgiving
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No one saw it before the edit right?
Well if you did, I was only kidding, OK?
About ten years ago I went to a party near where rob Elliot used to live, I say party but it was a 'gathering' that got a bit over populated. Cut a long story short I used the upstairs toilet for a Richard III and there was no toilet roll anywhere, and I hunted high and low. I ended up using the hand towel to wipe my bum and left it in the bath (I know)
This in itself is not the worse part. The guy whose house it was has got a temper to say the least. I did not own up at the time (would anyone) and someone else got blamed, apparently he had previous for this sort of thing and got a few whacks. The pair of them still don't really get along and I said nothing. Until now. Sorry Wesley. I was the me who used the Egyptian cotton for what it was not meant.
And sorry Sam for taking a few peaches to the head for no reason but you did worse prior to my misgiving
I was also a Young Owl at the same time.......it doesn't stop there.
When i was about 9 my my couldn't find a replica charlton tracksuit, so bought me a Liverpool one and sewed a Charlton Patch over their badge.
I'm sorry.
Apparently its 23-30(GMT) tonight, and, its NOT the EOTW, its a "New Beginning" !
So there !
i am heading down to the ground to get my money back on our season tickets.
goodbye to you all.