@Leroy Ambrose - you've gone down in my estimation mate (
*sadly walks away*
For the duck, or Ruth Arlington? Because it's actually the way I treated her that I'm most regretful for.
Oh - I'm adding another one here. Emma Gilroy - I'm sorry for puking in your handbag at Mike Tully's party back in 1992. Even sorrier for continuing to get off with your sister afterwards
To Grant Hazelwood - remember that half ounce of Nepalese hash you lost at John & Tamar's flat after we'd been clubbing in Hull, July '99? Really sorry but I found it.
I once put a load of hand held LCD games in the brother's bedroom, with the alarms set to go off every hour from about midnight onwards. He looked so tired the next day. I'm chortling typing this so I guess I don't feel too bad!
To Grant Hazelwood - remember that half ounce of Nepalese hash you lost at John & Tamar's flat after we'd been clubbing in Hull, July '99? Really sorry but I found it.
To Grant Hazelwood - remember that half ounce of Nepalese hash you lost at John & Tamar's flat after we'd been clubbing in Hull, July '99? Really sorry but I found it.
I just spoke to our local roadsweeper (I work in the Town Hall). Turns out that he's a Johovah's Witness and he is looking forward to the world ending tomorrow! He's still sweeping up just in case it doesn't happen though.
I challenged the Modern conception that the Mayans thought the world would end now... Just imagine in a thousand years when someone finds a (somehow) preserved a calendar we develop covering a thousand years? No doubt it'll be the end all over again
As a young teacher I once stood in a massive dog turd on the way to school. Once at my desk i wiped it on one of the desk legs. The first unfortunate child that came out to ask a question was then berated by me for the disgusting act of smearing dog poo on my desk and dispatched to the toilet to get tissue to clean it up. Which he did without question! I'm not proud of this act!
I just spoke to our local roadsweeper (I work in the Town Hall). Turns out that he's a Johovah's Witness and he is looking forward to the world ending tomorrow! He's still sweeping up just in case it doesn't happen though.
Those loons reckoned it was gonna happen in 1941,1975, 1984 and again before 2000.
Remember watching a documentary about some yank cult that were prediciting the apocolypse whereby they, the chosen few inter- shaggers, would fire away to nirvana on a space rocket. Judgement day came and nothing happened....not a sausage. The presenter (may have been Louis Theroux come to think of it) asked what had happened and the leader came out with some clap trap about miscalculations.
If these Mayans were so damn smart, how come they didn't predict their own extinction?
There are still people in central/south America who identify themselves as Mayan. Instead of panicking they're celebrating tonight, since the end of the Calendar is simply the end of one age and the beginning of another, just like the end of our calendars every year
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The video is amazing
Oh - I'm adding another one here. Emma Gilroy - I'm sorry for puking in your handbag at Mike Tully's party back in 1992. Even sorrier for continuing to get off with your sister afterwards
I am sorry for that
I'm not proud of this act!
Link shows all the so called end dates on record.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dates_predicted_for_apocalyptic_events
Remember watching a documentary about some yank cult that were prediciting the apocolypse whereby they, the chosen few inter- shaggers, would fire away to nirvana on a space rocket. Judgement day came and nothing happened....not a sausage. The presenter (may have been Louis Theroux come to think of it) asked what had happened and the leader came out with some clap trap about miscalculations.
Nutters
If not then the whole things about 7 months out of date
Or am i just proper fuko on my work xmas do