When you go to the pub and bump into a friend's daughter and explain that your are on a night out with "Ladz". You note that her jaw has dropped, her face is motionless and her eyes unblinking as she surveys the group of "Ladz" - oh dear.
When you walk into a pub for a boys 'Friday night out', realise you spent the whole journey there listening to LBC, and the first conversation being about nose hair waxing.
Having a snooze in the armchair after eating Sunday lunch.
Dunno about that. I managed to get an afternoon snooze in on Sundays from my early 20's. Usually due to making the mistake of laying on the sofa whilst watching Sky Sports.
Sadly there is a few-: 1) Falling asleep as soon as I sit down after dinner every weekday (about 8 pm) 2) Asking if we can turn the TV up as I cant hear the bloody thing 3) Having to record Match of the Day on Skybox as 10:30 is toooo late 4) What's an I-Pad? 5) Enjoying Strictly Come Dancing!! 6) Beer belly wont budge no matter what I do!! 7) Being bought anti-ageing cream by Mrs RM!! 8) Increasing flatulence 9) Watching a film I've seen before and not knowing it until the end!! 10) and finally.................oh shit I've forgotten what it was!!
RedM, that's completely altered my mental image of you! The Match Thread will never be the same again, especially as I can identify with all on your list (and a few from earlier posts). {:- )
cutting my nose hair more often than my head hair, and making oohhs and aahhs every time i get out of a chair. Oh yeh, and tendering too my garden instead of just sitting in it getting p@ss@d
Sadly there is a few-: 1) Falling asleep as soon as I sit down after dinner every weekday (about 8 pm) 2) Asking if we can turn the TV up as I cant hear the bloody thing 3) Having to record Match of the Day on Skybox as 10:30 is toooo late 4) What's an I-Pad? 5) Enjoying Strictly Come Dancing!! 6) Beer belly wont budge no matter what I do!! 7) Being bought anti-ageing cream by Mrs RM!! 8) Increasing flatulence 9) Watching a film I've seen before and not knowing it until the end!! 10) and finally.................oh shit I've forgotten what it was!!
BUT .. threading the games on matchdays keeps you young at heart !!
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1) Falling asleep as soon as I sit down after dinner every weekday (about 8 pm)
2) Asking if we can turn the TV up as I cant hear the bloody thing
3) Having to record Match of the Day on Skybox as 10:30 is toooo late
4) What's an I-Pad?
5) Enjoying Strictly Come Dancing!!
6) Beer belly wont budge no matter what I do!!
7) Being bought anti-ageing cream by Mrs RM!!
8) Increasing flatulence
9) Watching a film I've seen before and not knowing it until the end!!
10) and finally.................oh shit I've forgotten what it was!!
Oh yeh, and tendering too my garden instead of just sitting in it getting p@ss@d