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Things that make you feel old

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  • The size of a Wagon Wheel.
  • Not fancying older women anymore.
  • The occasional incident of erectile dysfunction.
  • The occasional incident of erectile dysfunction.

    What were you trying to do to that wagon wheel then?
  • When an adult, about 50, offers you his seat in the tube or bus.
  • I was telling the 20 year old in the office about my busy weekend (a gig and a film) - "Oh,", she says "you're still quite active then".
  • Not owning an ipod, iphone or ipad, because modern technology gives me a headache.
  • Davo55 said:

    The occasional incident of erectile dysfunction.

    What were you trying to do to that wagon wheel then?
    My therapist says I shouldn't talk about it :(
  • When it dawns on you that taking the roast dinner out of the oven whilst wearing your reading glasses is not a good idea.
  • When you go to the pub with the "Ladz" and everyone talks about their latest ache or ailment rather than some "fit bird" that they saw on the train.
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  • When on a train the other day a beautiful young kady - in her twenties - smiled at me and..........offered me her seat. I was devastated!
  • When you go to the pub and bump into a friend's daughter and explain that your are on a night out with "Ladz". You note that her jaw has dropped, her face is motionless and her eyes unblinking as she surveys the group of "Ladz" - oh dear.
  • Hat trick??????????????
  • Not fancying older women anymore.

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  • When you walk into a pub for a boys 'Friday night out', realise you spent the whole journey there listening to LBC, and the first conversation being about nose hair waxing.
  • edited November 2012
    Would ya?

  • When you think BBC iPlayer didn't exist back then when I missed a couple of programmes in the past that I really wanted to see.
  • Having a snooze in the armchair after eating Sunday lunch.
  • Having a snooze in the armchair after eating Sunday lunch.

    Dunno about that. I managed to get an afternoon snooze in on Sundays from my early 20's. Usually due to making the mistake of laying on the sofa whilst watching Sky Sports.

  • Nirvana's "Nevermind" having a 20th Anniversary edition..!

    Yeah, that wasn't very pleasant!
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  • not being able to fit hula hoops on my fingers anymore
  • Everything!
  • Nearly 20 years back at the Valley...
  • When you open this thread and realise you read it the day before because you posted on it.....
  • Having a snooze in the armchair after eating Sunday lunch.

    But I've been doing that for the last 40 years
  • Sadly there is a few-:
    1) Falling asleep as soon as I sit down after dinner every weekday (about 8 pm)
    2) Asking if we can turn the TV up as I cant hear the bloody thing
    3) Having to record Match of the Day on Skybox as 10:30 is toooo late
    4) What's an I-Pad?
    5) Enjoying Strictly Come Dancing!!
    6) Beer belly wont budge no matter what I do!!
    7) Being bought anti-ageing cream by Mrs RM!!
    8) Increasing flatulence
    9) Watching a film I've seen before and not knowing it until the end!!
    10) and finally.................oh shit I've forgotten what it was!!

  • Seems I still have 8) to look forward to...and there was me thinking old age was 100% downsides :-)

  • edited November 2012
    RedM, that's completely altered my mental image of you! The Match Thread will never be the same again, especially as I can identify with all on your list (and a few from earlier posts). {:- )
  • cutting my nose hair more often than my head hair, and making oohhs and aahhs every time i get out of a chair.
    Oh yeh, and tendering too my garden instead of just sitting in it getting [email protected]@d
  • Sadly there is a few-:
    1) Falling asleep as soon as I sit down after dinner every weekday (about 8 pm)
    2) Asking if we can turn the TV up as I cant hear the bloody thing
    3) Having to record Match of the Day on Skybox as 10:30 is toooo late
    4) What's an I-Pad?
    5) Enjoying Strictly Come Dancing!!
    6) Beer belly wont budge no matter what I do!!
    7) Being bought anti-ageing cream by Mrs RM!!
    8) Increasing flatulence
    9) Watching a film I've seen before and not knowing it until the end!!
    10) and finally.................oh shit I've forgotten what it was!!

    BUT .. threading the games on matchdays keeps you young at heart !!
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