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Things that make you feel old

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  • Seeing players even younger than me (34) "retire" from football. I don't think I'll ever make it. 

    Also, wondering whether I've written this in this thread before....
  • Huskaris said:
    Seeing players even younger than me (34) "retire" from football. I don't think I'll ever make it. 

    Also, wondering whether I've written this in this thread before....
    Don't worry there's a whole number of footballing retirements to come that will make you feel even older. Referees next, then managers, then owners.

    I'm also wondering whether I've written this in this thread before.
  • Hearing music and realising how long ago it was when you bought it when it was released.
    Today heard What’s Missing by Alexander O’Neal from his first album, 40 years ago.
  • LenGlover said:
    Being older than the Pope.
    Wow that's a tough one, when Huskaris is just worried about being older than Nick Pope.
  • LenGlover said:
    Being older than the Pope.
    I laughed at this then had a sudden icy chill, so had to check. The old boy has a few years on me yet, but this may be the last pope who is older than I am.

  • aliwibble said:
    _MrDick said:
    Falling over … I’m fast approaching the ripe old age of 66 and over the last couple of months, I’ve fallen over and really hurt myself

    first off, I was walking the dog, she’s still an adolescent, she saw another dog and wanted to go on a meet and greet. She turned tail, I tried to stop myself from standing on her and ended up face planting the pavement. Fell on my car keys and asthma inhaler which went right into my leg - very painful - and I ripped a hole in my nice lambs wool jumper - ruined. The dog is licking my face and I had to rely on a young lad to help me up. 

    Yesterday, I was in a rush to catch an Elizabeth line train at Ealing, I misjudged the gap between the platform and the train, smashed my shin on the footplate and crashed into three people in the carriage. I have a nice gash on my shin. But at least I managed to get a seat. 

    Oh the joys of getting old 😭
    To be honest, that step up at Ealing Broadway is bloody lethal. You're not the first person to come a cropper there:
    I'd definitely recommend complaining to TFL
    ’The platforms at Ealing Broadway are owned by Network Rail and are not new. Before the introduction of Elizabeth line services, they were used by GWR trains out of London Paddington.

    Safety guidance says new platforms should not have a horizontal gap larger than 27.5cm (10.8in) or a vertical gap of more than 23cm (9in).

    However, Rail Safety and Standards Board rules only apply to new stations, so Ealing Broadway as an older platform does not fall under the regulations. The rules do not apply.’

    Just like FFP for Man City and Chelsea, or promotion for Arsenal.
    Tough shit whoever hurts themselves.🤷
  • Thierry small is 13 years younger than me and could probably knock me out with a single punch
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    Avoid the sun, the mirror will be kind to you.
  • Looking at the bidet on holiday and thinking, if I get on it, I won't be able to get up!
  • Looking at the bidet on holiday and thinking, if I get on it, I won't be able to get up!
    Isn’t that for washing your feet?
  • The Mirror
    Sunday or daily?
    Avoid the sun, the mirror will be kind to you.
    I’m a gardener
  • There's a Scottish bloke who works in our local supermarket; nice chap with a thick Glaswegian accent. We were in there last night and he called my wife 'hen'. Immediately I felt like I was an extra in Still Game and that I'd perhaps gone shopping with Isa. 
  • Stig said:
    There's a Scottish bloke who works in our local supermarket; nice chap with a thick Glaswegian accent. We were in there last night and he called my wife 'hen'. Immediately I felt like I was an extra in Still Game and that I'd perhaps gone shopping with Isa. 
    My wife and I were watching Still Game last night on DVD, so funny!
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