dont know how the above one went but i persume it went something like this...
when i think of kermorgant i go out of my head, i just cant get enough, i just cant get enough. with all the things he did to me and all the things he said, i just cant get enough, i just cant get enough. we slip and slide when we fall in love but i just cant seem to get enough of der der der etc....
when i think of kermorgant i go out of my head, i just cant get enough, i just cant get enough. with all the things he does to me and all the things he says,i just cant get enough, i just cant get enough. He scores a goal, the covered end goes wild, and i just cant seem to get enough of der der der... Yann Kermorgant!
We have had a song since Bramall Lane: "ooh aah kermorgant". It sounds better, it has some history with the club, it isnt being sung by every single team at this very moment... but it never caught on. why do we want to copy celtic, liverpool and others?
Perhaps not but aside from banging out a verse of palace's sister act song I cant think of anything less original at the mo...couldn't we at least try to be a tiny bit different?
our fans cant do anything without someone having a go, usually by people not even there.
perhaps we should all have an x factor style system where the best 4 fans sit in the lib and judge while we do auditions on what should be sung, what should be worn, how they should stand or sit, how they should get there and what should be drunk.
his name is yann and he wears the famous red.... i just can't get enough i just can't get enough when he scores a set piece or when he scores a head... i just can't get enough i just can't enough when he scores the valley goes wild and I just cant seem to get enough of yann!!!!! do do dodododododododododdo Yann Kermorgant!
Will there ever be a boy born that can swim faster than a shark.
Did you know AdamtheAddick put the PC monitor of Ricky Gervais' P.A. in a bowl of trifle and Ricky thought it was so funny he would use it in one of his sketches in The Office. That's where he got the stapler in jelly sketch from.
So you could say really, that Adam wrote The Office.
We have had a song since Bramall Lane: "ooh aah kermorgant". It sounds better, it has some history with the club, it isnt being sung by every single team at this very moment... but it never caught on. why do we want to copy celtic, liverpool and others?
Seems to me our song-writing capability seems restricted to nicking songs other clubs are doing and slotting our players names in. (Am I the only one who thinks Bradley Wright-wright-Wright is just plain embarrassing?)
Dunno why we just don't do 'Kermorgant he plays up front' and be done with it.
Ok, here's my humble offering for a song for kerm...
To the tune of king of the road...
Big yann was only meant To give a hundred per cent But Chris powell said kerm my son I know you give a hundred and one Cos you're a Man who means to win things You're King of the goals
Ok, here's my humble offering for a song for kerm...
To the tune of king of the road...
Big yann was only meant To give a hundred per cent But Chris powell said kerm my son I know you give a hundred and one Cos you're a Man who means to win things You're King of the goals
I'll get my coat...
Good shout, second verse if I may................
In every team, you need a target man Who can head a ball just like our Yann £35million on Carroll was spent We don't give a f*ck We've got our Kermogant!
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when i think of kermorgant i go out of my head, i just cant get enough, i just cant get enough.
with all the things he did to me and all the things he said, i just cant get enough, i just cant get enough.
we slip and slide when we fall in love but i just cant seem to get enough of der der der etc....
This season seems to have produced a number of songs across the whole country which replicate each other with the same tune and different words!
when i think of kermorgant i go out of my head, i just cant get enough, i just cant get enough.
with all the things he does to me and all the things he says,i just cant get enough, i just cant get enough.
He scores a goal, the covered end goes wild, and i just cant seem to get enough of der der der...
Yann Kermorgant!
We have had a song since Bramall Lane: "ooh aah kermorgant". It sounds better, it has some history with the club, it isnt being sung by every single team at this very moment... but it never caught on. why do we want to copy celtic, liverpool and others?
they're all copies of sorts
perhaps we should all have an x factor style system where the best 4 fans sit in the lib and judge while we do auditions on what should be sung, what should be worn, how they should stand or sit, how they should get there and what should be drunk.
im happy to be one of those judges.
when he scores a set piece or when he scores a head... i just can't get enough i just can't enough
when he scores the valley goes wild and I just cant seem to get enough of yann!!!!! do do dodododododododododdo Yann Kermorgant!
So you could say really, that Adam wrote The Office.
Dunno why we just don't do 'Kermorgant he plays up front' and be done with it.
To the tune of king of the road...
Big yann was only meant
To give a hundred per cent
But Chris powell said kerm my son
I know you give a hundred and one
Cos you're a
Man who means to win things
You're
King of the goals
I'll get my coat...
In every team, you need a target man
Who can head a ball just like our Yann
£35million on Carroll was spent
We don't give a f*ck
We've got our Kermogant!
Boom boom.....................next
Kermorgant.....Kermorgant
Kermorgant.....Kermorgant
He hates Crystal Palace.....Kermorgant
A derogatory expletive towards palace could be inserted as an optional extra.