Now everytime he's playing, a cross he never drops, You get a sniff of goal and he's blocking off your shots, Its Hamer time, ooo ooo, ooo ooo, Its Hamer time.
There's just something not right with singing Ding, Dang, Dong.
Haha quite ! It's very difficult coming up with something original but some of the songs suggested are so far removed from what a football crowd would sing you just have to laugh ;-)
I hate the 'Top of the League' song & 'He's better than Shaun' not for the sentiment but because the 'tune'sounds as moronic as it does when every other team in the country sings their bespoke version. Bring back 'Zigger Zagger'. Truly moronic but with class.
Why bring any of that crap into it? It's football - it's a football song. It doesn't have to make 'a statement'.
Oh dear Mr Humorless, and Mr Ignorant got together in your head. I thought Ryan Giggs, to the tune of Robin Hood was a political statement setting him up to lead the poor in the Anti Poll Tax Movement? But then he just sold tasty quorn burgers to them.
Perhaps not but aside from banging out a verse of palace's sister act song I cant think of anything less original at the mo...couldn't we at least try to be a tiny bit different?
What I don't understand is that if any Charlton fan had suggested using 'Just Can't Get Enough' as a Charlton song during any of the 29 years since it was written, people would have groaned, or moaned that it was too difficult. As soon as Liverpool fans give it a go it seems to be OK.
I've suggested on here using 'It's a Sin' for Rhoys Wiggins because it fits perfectly. Others have made equally sensible suggestions. Do we need to wait for another club to use it, as they probably eventually will? (although admittedly it is now already 25 years old).
Why do we bother suggesting songs on here: no-one pays any attention unless other clubs' fans are singing them already anyway.
I hate the 'Top of the League' song & 'He's better than Shaun' not for the sentiment but because the 'tune'sounds as moronic as it does when every other team in the country sings their bespoke version. Bring back 'Zigger Zagger'. Truly moronic but with class.
This is another example. Sloop John B was written 46 years ago. Once one set of fans sing something, why do other clubs' fans copy? There are so many songs that can be sang - it just that no-one seems to have any confidence in their own fans' inventiveness.
Perhaps an X-factor thing once a year would actually be a good thing. It would certainly be a laugh! If someone arranges one in advance I think I'd fly home specially for that (especially tied in with a home game ;-).
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Is it a bird, is it a plane
He flys through the air like no other man,
Its Super Yann, Super Yann.
I saw my mate
The other day
He said to me his seen a French pele
His big, his strong
He plays up front
He goes by the name of kermorgant
Nicked it from the man utd/Rooney song
Now everytime he's playing, a cross he never drops,
You get a sniff of goal and he's blocking off your shots,
Its Hamer time, ooo ooo, ooo ooo, Its Hamer time.
Bored at work!!
Ker-Mor-Gant
Broke my Heart
Now we're waiting for you to score
Ker-Mor-Gant
What's a boy in love
Supposed to do
We could be the first post-modern fans, who have a homo-erotic chant. Kick homophobia out of football, choose Kermorgant.
To the tune of frere jaques
Kermogant, Kermogant
Scorez vous, Scorez vous
Win another header, kick it in the goal
Ding dang dong
Ding dang dong
feed the frog
feed the frog
feed the frog and he will score
feeeed the frog and he will score
and i hope the frog comment is taken the right way ! hope no one is offended, sorry if anyone is (pc blah blah)
There's nothing like
There's nothing like
There's nothing like
There's nothing like yann Kermogant...
You could that one going over and over
I believe yann can fly
I believe yann can touch the sky
Win a header any time of day
Score a goal in any old way
Yann Kermogant
Yann Kermogant...
"Hey Mister Kermogant, Yann score a goal for me
Cos you're French and there is nothing that you cannot do"
It's football - it's a football song. It doesn't have to make 'a statement'.
Bring back 'Zigger Zagger'. Truly moronic but with class.
I've suggested on here using 'It's a Sin' for Rhoys Wiggins because it fits perfectly. Others have made equally sensible suggestions. Do we need to wait for another club to use it, as they probably eventually will? (although admittedly it is now already 25 years old).
Why do we bother suggesting songs on here: no-one pays any attention unless other clubs' fans are singing them already anyway.
Perhaps an X-factor thing once a year would actually be a good thing. It would certainly be a laugh! If someone arranges one in advance I think I'd fly home specially for that (especially tied in with a home game ;-).
Indeed I'm so Bored with the USA... is perfect for I'm so Bored with Crystal Palace, Always Bankrupt!
For once something original, with a tiny bit of whit rather than pathetic idiotic posturing.