I know I am not alone in this so

RedArmySE7

He'll always be K-Dog to me.

Rizzo

He's in the pub with me as we speak .

Bollocks is he!

Macronate

He's in the pub with me as we speak .

Bollocks is he!

You're avin a laugh, right?

Am working on some financial details with him right now

Rizzo

I wouldn't do that if I were you. He's a terror after a couple of sherberts.

Saga Lout

Kermorgant whoa oh

Kermorgant whoa ho

He don't come from round here

he f##king hates Tranmere...

Dave Rudd

All this 'Kermit' thing is getting tiresome.  Time for some lateral thinking.

Yannker?

So (to the tune of Yankee Doodle Dandy):

"We're the Yannker Morgant Fan Club ..."

Over to you, lads and lasses.

davedave

What will the opposition fans think of everyone shouting Yanker!