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  • Kerminator..... unless that upsets his mates.

    Like that one too.
  • I found it strangely irritating to be called 'cockerney' when visiting the Huddersfield and Wednesday forums. And I am from Surrey! With that in mind, I've no problem not calling Kermy anything he doesn't like. To his face.

  • Big Yann is good ... Special K is good too.

    No, could offend people allergic to cereal.
  • Big Yann is good ... Special K is good too.

    No, could offend people allergic to cereal.
    cereal KKKKKillers?
  • Can we call him Gonzo?
  • Can we call him Gonzo?
    you can .. but be ready to run !!!!!
  • Ketman's a big fan of Special K!

    I think we should just keep kermit to the forums/pubs and away from chants.
  • He's probably a bit sensitive and understandably so  - didn't he undergo a bit of piss taking after the penalty debacle? I'm happy to swerve using Kermit.

    How about Kor me gunt? any good? 

  • He's probably a bit sensitive and understandably so  - didn't he undergo a bit of piss taking after the penalty debacle? I'm happy to swerve using Kermit.

    How about Kor me gunt? any good? 

    nah !!!
  • what about "that lanky, garlic munching surrender monkey"?

     

    Just kidding by the way, think the guy has been great and worked his arse off for us.

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  • "Hes big,

    Hes Yann,

    He is the fucking man,

    Kermogant....Kermogant!"

  • "Hes big,

    Hes Yann,

    He is the fucking man,

    Kermogant....Kermogant!"

    definite hit !!!
  • you seem alone.
    read the post match comments thread then
    How do we know he doesnt like it?
    because he told some fans on the train back from Brentford




    What was he doing on a train?

    Surely we pay him enough to buy a car.

  • We can decide not to call him Kermit but it won't make a blind bit of different with the rest of our support that don't frequent this site. I just don't believe that Yann cares one way or the other and until it's on the OS that he doesn't !
  • Only on Charlton Life ......... lol
  • My old man said where's Yan Kermogant

    I said he's up there scoring with his head

     

    Tune of "My Old Man's A Dustman"

     

    Still one of my favourite footy songs, to that same tune

     

    My old man said be a Millwall fan

    I said F*** off, Bollocks, you're a C***

  • "Vraiment, Henri .. tu es une carte!"

    You are a map ?
  • "He's better than cheese

    He's better than cheeeeessssseeee

    Yanny Kermorgant

    He's better than cheese"

  • edited November 2011
    He came from Leicester, KERMORGANT.
    He's the clinical striker, KERMORGANT.
    No one picks him up in the area, KERMORGANT
    And we love him like that, KERMORGANT

  • super, super yann

    super, super yann

    super, super yann

    super yann kermorgant


    Prefer

    Big Yann, Ker-mor-gant,

    Big Yann, Ker-mor-gant,

    Big Yann, Ker-mor-gant,

    Big Yann Kermorgant.

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  • He came from Leicester, KERMORGANT.
    He's the clinical striker, KERMORGANT.

    No one picks him up in the area, KERMORGANT

    And we love him like that, KERMORGANT



    Like that bit different!

    Except maybe instead of 'no one picks him up in the area' - 'he's causing havoc in the area'?!

  • "He's better than cheese

    He's better than cheeeeessssseeee

    Yanny Kermorgant

    He's better than cheese"

    We HAVE to sing this.
  • How about Yann The Man?

    Yann is fine for me, if not Kermo.
  • Kermit doesn't sit well with me.
    He's french. Kermit is a frog. His mates also said he didn't like it.

    Big Yann is what I'll call him.
    Although last night was calling him Kermy.
    This whole thread is hilarious.  Breton born, so arguably not even French.  But some song incorporating the tune to La Marseillaise would ring out beautifully at the Valley.
  • Thanks for the info Large.

     

    Yann it is.

  • So long as he's not offended by La Marseillaise then why not .....................

     

    la la la la la la la la la la

    Yanny Yanny Kermorgant

    Simples

  • I call him 'that cheese eating surrender monkey'.

    It's purely a term of endearment though.

  • When did Kermit say he didnt like his name Kermit.

    read the thread, you may find out
    kermit didnt say he didnt like being called kermit, someone claiming to be kermit's friend said kermit doesnt like being called kermit
    Without reading back through the thread I am sure someone said HE told them on the train back from brentford

  • It's time to play the music
    It's time to light the lights
    It's time to get things started
    On kermorgant tonight

    It's a work in progress...
  • When did Kermit say he didnt like his name Kermit.

    read the thread, you may find out
    kermit didnt say he didnt like being called kermit, someone claiming to be kermit's friend said kermit doesnt like being called kermit
    Well we'll see if he is really is Kermo's (his nickname in France) friend because I've just sent him a long message in French.

    I think it makes quite good sense that he doesn't like Kermit. The point is whether we care what he does or doesn't like. I don't think Andy Hunt much liked the song we attributed to him either.

    Before making a decision on this I think one has to consider that we are talking about a foreign player. It's not the same as the 'banter' you might share with another Englishman (like Andy Hunt). We're talking about someone from a different culture and the humour doesn't transfer very well between English and French. I live in France and play for a football team here so I know what I'm talking about.

    In my opinion it's best to call him Kermo and have a player who feels more comfortable. With 'Kermit' you might run the risk of him feeling like his own fans are somewhat taking the piss!

    Besides with 'Kermo' we can sing 'Kermochameleon' which was suggested by someone on the other thread and which would make a great chant.
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