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Best or Funniest Chants/Songs you've heard

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  • hahah heard this the other day watching city vs united


    "Park, Park, Where ever you may be
    You eat dogs in your home country
    But it could be worse
    You could be a scouse
    Eating rats in your council house"

    Oddly enough, I remember singing this at Old Trafford:

    Zheng Zhi, wherever you may be
    You eat dogs in your home country
    But it could be worse
    You could be Millwall
    Selling crack outside a primary school

  • Posh spice is a slapper

     

    all the verses

     

     

  • Against Colchester a few years back when Teddy Sheringham was playing for them at age of 40/41:

    With a packet of sweets and a zimmerframe,
    Sheringham has p!ssed himself again!

     

  • Loved this when i first saw it... spurs fans i believe.  

     

    http://youtu.be/Mo2wFptAX3k

     

    to millwall fans from as i remember orient fans,- to he's better than shaun- "no one understands, no one understands, your complicated and your angry and no one understands." 

  • Can't remember which away fans sung it but it was a pretty poor game and the away fans sang 'we've walked into a library'.............
  • I've always enjoyed 'If you tolerate Rix, then your children will be next'
  • edited October 2011
    Was looking for the lyrics to the Peter Reid's got a f****** monkey's head song and found this page

    Some decent ones on there but I love
    (To the tune of the Outhere Brothers, Boom Boom')Toon, Toon, Toon, everybody say wheyaye (wheyaye)
  • Leyton Orient at Arsenal.. 'we've got tiny cox say we've got tiny cox'
  • West Ham to Brighton fans on Monday night made me chuckle with "We can see you holding hands!" and "Were winning away, were winning awayyyyy, how s**t must you be, were winning away!"
  • Was at welling v Thurrock!

    "Weeeee alllllll agreeeee.......BLUEWATERS better than lakeside"
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    I thought the Oldham fans song Dontcha wish your Right Back was Kieran Lee to the Pussycat Dolls Don't Cha was amusing.

    Maybe we could change it to Chris Solly ?

  • good shout richard but i just think as a group of fans we haven't got the personality to pull off a funny song

    c-a-f-c-c-a-f-c-c-a-f-c-c-a-f-c

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    I thought the Oldham fans song Dontcha wish your Right Back was Kieran Lee to the Pussycat Dolls Don't Cha was amusing.

    Maybe we could change it to Chris Solly ?


    This is a good idea.
  • Yeah, I like that! clean and simple. I'll sing it at Brentford.

  • We paid for your hats, we paid for your hats, we played for you hats, with our council tax!!!
  • Keeping with the theme of pussy cat dolls and last nights excellent assist....

    "We've got danny Hollands in centre mid.... Through ball!"

    Better than "one Danny hollands"
  • When city beat us 5-2 @ the valley and they started singing as it was near xmas, jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way, oh what fun it is too city, city with away hay!
  • When I pass the ball back to scott carson when I was ballboy against wycombe he didn't see and it went straight in they started singing; sign him up sign him uo sign him up!!! Proud moment! ;)
  • Loved the old "We all dream of a team of Gary Breens" chant to the tune of Yellow Submarine.
  • good shout richard but i just think as a group of fans we haven't got the personality to pull off a funny song

    c-a-f-c-c-a-f-c-c-a-f-c-c-a-f-c

    God your really do come across as a self- hating bore sometimes. Second dig at our support today. Speak for yourself..the people I go to football with are spot on as are most the Charlton supporters I know. Perhaps you need to find some new mates to go with if we are so rubbish?
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  • JTJT
    edited October 2011

    wrong thread

  • Newcastle at the Valley singing oh Shola Ameobi instead the Hokey Cokey made me chuckle.
  • "We'd rather have a king than a queen"

    Tottenham v Arsenal shortly after Sol Cambell switched to the gunners

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    I thought the Oldham fans song Dontcha wish your Right Back was Kieran Lee to the Pussycat Dolls Don't Cha was amusing.

    Maybe we could change it to Chris Solly ?

    This needs to happen.
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    I thought the Oldham fans song Dontcha wish your Right Back was Kieran Lee to the Pussycat Dolls Don't Cha was amusing.

    Maybe we could change it to Chris Solly ?

    This needs to happen.
    we already have a decent song for solly, well i like it anyway.
  • wrong thread

    To what tune?
  • I thought the Oldham fans song Dontcha wish your Right Back was Kieran Lee to the Pussycat Dolls Don't Cha was amusing.

    Maybe we could change it to Chris Solly ?


    Great shout.

     

  • Back in the Premiership years we was playing Chelsea when most of the team was made up of French players , when coming back on the field at half time the North stand piped up with " who let the frogs out " .
  • "lets prentend weve scored a goal" has to be sung at the valley if we go a goal behind against hudders on sky ;)
  • I thought the Oldham fans song Dontcha wish your Right Back was Kieran Lee to the Pussycat Dolls Don't Cha was amusing.

    Maybe we could change it to Chris Solly ?


    Great shout.

     

    Or Rhoys Wiggins with a change to "left back"
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