When we played Spurs just after Paul Robinson had a bit of extra marital and his old woman left him,'Wheres ya Mrs gone' to the tune of 'Wheres ya mama gone'. Made me chuckle anyway!
When Rooney was kicked out of home after his indiscretions the Everton fans were singing, 'No woman, No Kye'.
Cruel rather than funny, but certainly inventive.
Know a Luton fan who told me that years back they had a home game against Cardiff which happened to fall on Valentines day. He said funniest thing he's heard at football was when the Cardiff fans started singing...
"We're only here cos we're single! Here cos we're siiiiinngle"
I remember a goalkeeper putting his little kit bag thing down on the goal line, I think during a friendly at The Valley in the mid-90s, and we responded with "get your handbag out the goal." The ref heard the chant and made him move it. Only time I've seen a ref respond to a chant.
there's only 2 andy gorams..... after he'd been diagnosed with a form of schizophrenia.
Deutschlands Nummer zwei...sang to jens lehman after oliver khan was picked ahead of him for germany.
he ain't efe, he's his brother...sang to sam sodje during his time at brentford.
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He's only a poor little miner
who should be at work at the shaft
he's not digging coal cos he's on the dole
McGregor has had the last laugh
superb ... love this one
etc
Cruel rather than funny, but certainly inventive.
Nottingham.
Nottingham.
Tranmere fans at the Valley last year
"We're only here cos we're single! Here cos we're siiiiinngle"
Deutschlands Nummer zwei...sang to jens lehman after oliver khan was picked ahead of him for germany.
he ain't efe, he's his brother...sang to sam sodje during his time at brentford.
Viera, woah oh oh oh
He's off to Real Madrid
Cos Wenger Touches Kids.
The Jimmy Hill song at Hampden still cracks me up for it's childishness "We hate Jimmy Hill, he's a poof, he's a poof"
West Ham v Derby in the eighties. "Cox Out" from the Derby fans matched by "Dicks Out" from West Ham.
Always a good song when someone takes the mickey out of trAshley Cole!
You eat dogs in your home country
But it could be worse
You could be a scouse
Eating rats in your council house"
Canaries fans at Old Trafford the other week, to the tune Sloop John B:
"We've come for our scarves, we've come for our scar-ar-arves, we're Norwich City, and we,ve come for our scarves..."
We could have done this one against Southend last year to the tune of the adams family
"Your uncle and your brother
your sister and your mother
all jack up with each other
in your junkie family."
When Southampton were relegated against Manure the clock was on 89mins Manure started singing "your going down in a minute".
Made me laugh.
I did lik eStevenage the other week singing 'Is there a fire drill?' when our fans started leaving.
I remember singing to David James that he was England's number 4 and him turning round and shouting 'Number 4? f** off!'