Pre season away at Bray gets my vote. Linesman is carrying a bit of holiday weight, mate shouts "keep up with play you fat b******. Linesman replies "F*** *** you prick".
Every year over at Lordswoods ground they used to have a charity game between a selection of Z list celebrities and the RAF, Kent Fire Brigade, the Police etc.
I have been to a couple of these and spent games tormenting these berks. Whoever it was played tinhead in brookside told me to f*ck off after about an hour of digging him out in the campest voice I could muster about his height. That is the only one I can clearly remember although there are plenty I used to get so tanked it was more outright abuse than witty banter
What was the one back a few seasons back when someone shouted at David Moyes after ferguson had been sent off... and our attendance was 27,001? something funny was said then to him. cant remember but i reckon PBS or someone will remindn me.
One from this year. Live by the sword on the pre-season tour of Ireland. One of the trialists had had a mare and just sat in the centre circle after the game clearly very down. As he walked off Live by the Sword shouts "oh mate, give us your shirt, you obviously won't be needing it".
As told to me by the Lifer concerned. Cascarino (I think) at a reserve game at Welling responding to some abuse with "shut up fatty"
And two from the golden age of the East Terrace. Every week the same guy would use the same two phrases. Any oppo player climbing for a header got "bring a ladder next time" and every dodgy referee's decision got "you got this down on your four aways Ref?"
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Linesman is carrying a bit of holiday weight, mate shouts "keep up with play you fat b******.
Linesman replies "F*** *** you prick".
I have been to a couple of these and spent games tormenting these berks. Whoever it was played tinhead in brookside told me to f*ck off after about an hour of digging him out in the campest voice I could muster about his height. That is the only one I can clearly remember although there are plenty I used to get so tanked it was more outright abuse than witty banter
What was the one back a few seasons back when someone shouted at David Moyes after ferguson had been sent off... and our attendance was 27,001? something funny was said then to him. cant remember but i reckon PBS or someone will remindn me.
One from this year. Live by the sword on the pre-season tour of Ireland. One of the trialists had had a mare and just sat in the centre circle after the game clearly very down. As he walked off Live by the Sword shouts "oh mate, give us your shirt, you obviously won't be needing it".
As told to me by the Lifer concerned. Cascarino (I think) at a reserve game at Welling responding to some abuse with "shut up fatty"
And two from the golden age of the East Terrace. Every week the same guy would use the same two phrases. Any oppo player climbing for a header got "bring a ladder next time" and every dodgy referee's decision got "you got this down on your four aways Ref?"