Leeds away this year, they started singing 'Luciano Becchio'...once it died down, my mate slightly worse for wear, stands up on his own and sings 'I've got more money than you'. A few Leeds fans away to our right started to give him a bit of stick, including a young bloke with bright ginger hair.
He was soon shut up when my mate shouts ''Weasley...Sitttdaaarn''
A well known East Stand pain in the arse once redeemed himself briefly in a match v West Ham with a well timed "Kanoute....where were you at Dunkirk boy??!!!" (Everybody was called "boy".....normally as in "referee boy....you're having a nightmare boy!")
Some reason I always remember someone shouting 'Buuuuuy a striker Cuuuuuuurbishleyyyyyyyyyy". Was probably around the time Pringle, Svensson and Lisbie were playing.
Most of mine come from following Welling around a bit a few years ago.
Hi-light has to be the poo, bum, wee song (Riscardo will back me up on this). Welling used to sing it over and over to the tune of back home. Nearly had a heart attack laughing at Crawley when we stood and watched a 80 year old bloke bloke singing it over and over again.
Press-up goal celebrations at Welling were always good. Number 11 scores, the terrace all drop and do 11 press-ups.
At our games to the ref Uriah Rennie "you're supposed to cure indigestion you w*nker"
Away at Fulham (the infamous Curbs lecture game) Greg Shields got a load of stick "give me back my boiled sweets you usless c*nt" was one of the more bizzare.
Also once heard my father-in-law shout a load of abuse at Sean Newton, for some reason he chose to call in Martin Lasenby!!!!!
About 4 games into Euells career with us and he was having a mare.
He had just dribbled the ball straight off for a goal kick in front of us in the South Stand
when my mate stood up and shouted - 'EUELL !!!! You aint good enough to wear white boots'
Believe next game he wore 'normal' boots and scored a cracker to open his account with us (Derby away ?).
One comment that made me chuckle and I've always remembered is few years back in the old covered end and I'm standing next to "fat robbie fowler" who is quiet for most of the half while we are losing until he has a sudden massive EXPLOSIVE rant at an oppo player who has collapsed dramatically like an mfi cupboard after a seemingly tame tackle. I think fat rob's advice to the stricken player was along the lines that he grow an "effing pussy" but after this vast outburst that probably was audible in Wales, he went back to standing there in silence. After a moment or two the bloke in front of him turned round to him and said "You all right mate, you seem a bit quiet today?" "I'm ok" he replied " just feeling a bit mellow today, that's all."
One time on the East Terrace back in the 70s - terrible game, Andy Nelson era. The boys in front of me decided that Charlton were doing a good impression of Dad's Army. Keith Peacock was Captian Mainwaring, of course. They couldn't agree who Pike was - they were spoilt for choice that day...
There's a guy that sits behind me in the upper north who me and my pals have nick-named 'Random Man'. He just comes out with nonsensical comments all the time. My fave:
Random man: "You know Chris Iwelumo has got his own range of clothes"
Random Mans Mate: "Oh yeah?"
Random Man: "Yeah. It's called Fruit of the Iwelumo".
A few seasons back when we were playing Bolton, not long after Diouf had been done for spitting at a player, I took advantage of the unusual (!) slience in the lower north to aim a nice loud verbal tirade at him. I can't remember the exact phrase but the words dirty, spitting and scum came out in some order.
There used to be a guy who sat in front of us in the lower north called Daryl. One time the ball went out of play in front of the wheelchairs and this guy shot up out of one and went to grab the ball, to which Daryl shouted...
"IT'S A MIRACLE!!"
Even now, long after Daryl moved on we bring it up to roars of laughter
Ah the old Welling games. There was the Haime Bigfoot Henderson song, that was always one of my favs.
Playing Portsmouth a few years ago, a lul in play, quiet ... then a loud shout "MY BAG, SOMEONES STOLEN MY BAG!" ... now it was aimed at David ?????? canyt remember his name the old Arsenal player that had been caught nicking bags at the airport. He even had a smile on his face.
[cite]Posted By: C_f_W[/cite]There used to be a guy who sat in front of us in the lower north called Daryl. One time the ball went out of play in front of the wheelchairs and this guy shot up out of one and went to grab the ball, to which Daryl shouted...
"IT'S A MIRACLE!!"
Even now, long after Daryl moved on we bring it up to roars of laughter
at home to Liverpool last game of the season. Brother and i were sitting in the home section of the Jimmy seed. Fowler does an over-head kick. as soon as the ball leaves his boot my brother jumps up arms in the air and shouts "aaaaahhhhhh".
"sit the f*ck down" i say, as the ball nestles in the back of our net.
Remember probably over ten years ago took my younger brother to the valley when we played reading.
Cant remember the score but we were leading and it was in the dying minutes when the ref blew up for full time.
Cue me leap out of my seat, fist clenched as I punched the air and said "3 points, f**king get in there!"
"Sit down you tosser" was my brother's response. As he looked up at me from his seet with contempt I then realise the ref had in fact blown for a reading free kick.
Another time was after the play off final against sunderland and we got on the tube at Wembley to head back into town. There were a load of us jubilent addicks and an equal number of glum rokerites and suddenly a copper forced himself into our carriage. He dropped something and bent down to pick it up just as the doors were closing and his helmut (not that one) got stuck in the doors.
So there he was for about 5 seconds arse in the air while a few scamps placed a few pretty accurate kicks to his backside....cheered the sunderland lot up no end and even the copper saw the funny side.
In the east a few years ago. Kish the legend gave the ball away needlessly and the guy beind just shouted: "Kish, basically you are a fucking idiot" Playing Newcastle, Bellamy running with the ball being chased by Young, guy shouts "tread on is hair"
Anyone ever see/hear the Crazy black lady? Think she sat in the West stand. Remember when we played Arsenal over xmas and she told Thierry Henry she was gonna burn his house down!
Remember a match at Coventry in the 80s. Highfield road had a bog of a pitch in those days and they used to use loads of sand to help it drain during the winter months.
During the match a player went down with an injury, the ref called on the trainer. After about a minute of treatment a cry came from behind me....
Paul Samsone was in goal for Southend and was directly in front of the Charton terrace. Sammy slices a goal kick out for a throw to Charlton. After the laughter had died down a well known Charlton Lifer yelled out clearly: "That's not bad for a player of such limited ability"
Samsone was heard to mutter "well, thaks VERY much" or something similar :)
"You're the face of Pucker Pies!" was quite a good one aimed at a particularly ugly Scunny player a couple of years ago.
Also, anyone else remember the bald bloke at Crewe back in the play-off season (the 98 one)? He was leaning on the fence which runs along the side of the pitch. For some reason pretty much the whole away end singled him out for abuse and after about an hour he lost his rag and stood up from his lean to start offering people outside. When he got no takers he turned back to lean on the fence again only to find a kid had nipped in to nick his spot! Cue more abuse and laughter from the Addicks and chant along the lines of 'Where's your fence gone, where's your fence gone?". I forget the exact lyric, was bloody hilarious though and the guy ended up storming off home in a strop!
Years back at Aldershot we were lossing 2 nil and i went got a coffee. They scored again and the scorer decided to head strt at me. He got the coffee. Guy behind says -----
Posted this recently but heard an amusing comment at our pre-season friendly against Bournemouth this year. Some old dear - very well spoken, obviously well off, imagine Penelope Keith goes to the football for some reason. Halfway through the second half she stands up and calls Youga a "twit" no less. Quick as you like some herbert behind me shouts down "Easy love, it's people like you that give football supporters a bad name..."
[cite]Posted By: Bournemouth Addick[/cite]Posted this recently but heard an amusing comment at our pre-season friendly against Bournemouth this year. Some old dear - very well spoken, obviously well off, imagine Penelope Keith goes to the football for some reason. Halfway through the second half she stands up and calls Youga a "twit" no less. Quick as you like some herbert behind me shouts down "Easy love, it's people like you that give football supporters a bad name..."
Maybe you had to be there.
What - you mean there at the game, or there when you posted the same anecdote about three weeks back? )
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He was soon shut up when my mate shouts ''Weasley...Sitttdaaarn''
Hi-light has to be the poo, bum, wee song (Riscardo will back me up on this). Welling used to sing it over and over to the tune of back home. Nearly had a heart attack laughing at Crawley when we stood and watched a 80 year old bloke bloke singing it over and over again.
Press-up goal celebrations at Welling were always good. Number 11 scores, the terrace all drop and do 11 press-ups.
At our games to the ref Uriah Rennie "you're supposed to cure indigestion you w*nker"
Away at Fulham (the infamous Curbs lecture game) Greg Shields got a load of stick "give me back my boiled sweets you usless c*nt" was one of the more bizzare.
Also once heard my father-in-law shout a load of abuse at Sean Newton, for some reason he chose to call in Martin Lasenby!!!!!
Away at Dagenham in the cup replay.
Daggers fans chanting "Charlton, Charlton give us a song".
Riscardo gets 20-30 of us to sing the first verse and and chorus of "I believe children are the future"......
I was rolling about but the bloke next to me was stunned into silence.
He had just dribbled the ball straight off for a goal kick in front of us in the South Stand
when my mate stood up and shouted - 'EUELL !!!! You aint good enough to wear white boots'
Believe next game he wore 'normal' boots and scored a cracker to open his account with us (Derby away ?).
woman behind us "TOO HIGH"
it's true.
After a moment or two the bloke in front of him turned round to him and said "You all right mate, you seem a bit quiet today?"
"I'm ok" he replied " just feeling a bit mellow today, that's all."
Random man: "You know Chris Iwelumo has got his own range of clothes"
Random Mans Mate: "Oh yeah?"
Random Man: "Yeah. It's called Fruit of the Iwelumo".
Hahaha!
Haha! I remember him and the chant he got every game.
"Your just a fat Robbie Fowler, fat Robbie Foooowler"
Cue a look from Diouf that could've melted steel!
"IT'S A MIRACLE!!"
Even now, long after Daryl moved on we bring it up to roars of laughter
Playing Portsmouth a few years ago, a lul in play, quiet ... then a loud shout "MY BAG, SOMEONES STOLEN MY BAG!" ... now it was aimed at David ?????? canyt remember his name the old Arsenal player that had been caught nicking bags at the airport. He even had a smile on his face.
Yes the Hydro Electric Power Station ... Jesus,
"sit the f*ck down" i say, as the ball nestles in the back of our net.
Cant remember the score but we were leading and it was in the dying minutes when the ref blew up for full time.
Cue me leap out of my seat, fist clenched as I punched the air and said "3 points, f**king get in there!"
"Sit down you tosser" was my brother's response. As he looked up at me from his seet with contempt I then realise the ref had in fact blown for a reading free kick.
Another time was after the play off final against sunderland and we got on the tube at Wembley to head back into town. There were a load of us jubilent addicks and an equal number of glum rokerites and suddenly a copper forced himself into our carriage. He dropped something and bent down to pick it up just as the doors were closing and his helmut (not that one) got stuck in the doors.
So there he was for about 5 seconds arse in the air while a few scamps placed a few pretty accurate kicks to his backside....cheered the sunderland lot up no end and even the copper saw the funny side.
Perfect end to a great day.
"Kish, basically you are a fucking idiot"
Playing Newcastle, Bellamy running with the ball being chased by Young, guy shouts "tread on is hair"
During the match a player went down with an injury, the ref called on the trainer. After about a minute of treatment a cry came from behind me....
"Hurry up Ref, the tide's coming in"
Classic.
Paul Samsone was in goal for Southend and was directly in front of the Charton terrace. Sammy slices a goal kick out for a throw to Charlton. After the laughter had died down a well known Charlton Lifer yelled out clearly: "That's not bad for a player of such limited ability"
Samsone was heard to mutter "well, thaks VERY much" or something similar :)
Also, anyone else remember the bald bloke at Crewe back in the play-off season (the 98 one)? He was leaning on the fence which runs along the side of the pitch. For some reason pretty much the whole away end singled him out for abuse and after about an hour he lost his rag and stood up from his lean to start offering people outside. When he got no takers he turned back to lean on the fence again only to find a kid had nipped in to nick his spot! Cue more abuse and laughter from the Addicks and chant along the lines of 'Where's your fence gone, where's your fence gone?". I forget the exact lyric, was bloody hilarious though and the guy ended up storming off home in a strop!
"that was bang out of order mate"
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"he dont take sugar"
Maybe you had to be there.
I'm with you though - it's dead funny!
'You should be hiding in the bushes with a touch like that!'
You do have to be very select where and when you say it though.