PP: 'You mean, let me understand this 'cos ,y'know, maybe it's me. Useless like Dowie or Pards? I'm here to make you laugh, to f****** amuse you 'cos I'm useless?'.
RM (twitching) 'Just you know, how you train the team, you know'.
PP: 'No,no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm useless, tell me, tell me how I'm useless!'.
Long pause, everyone looks at their boots.
RM (laughing): 'Get the f*** out of here, Phil'
Everyone laughs- they were worried he might resign.
PP: ' You motherf*****! I almost had him. I wonder about you sometimes RM, you've been talking to those supporters again haven't you? Don't listen to them'.
I know what you're thinking, have we lost 6 games or only 5? Well to tell the truth, in all the discussions I've kinda lost track myself. You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well do you Parky?'
[cite]Posted By: March51[/cite]I know what you're thinking, have we lost 6 games or only 5? Well to tell the truth, in all the discussions I've kinda lost track myself. You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well do you Parky?'
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Have so few, given so little, for so many.
Winston Churchill, yesterday.
Phil "Charles Darnay" Parkinson hands RM his letter of resignation
"It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known."
I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve.
RM: 'You're hopeless, really useless, you're really useless'.
PP: 'What do you mean I'm useless?'
RM: 'You're a funny guy, but useless'.
PP: 'What do you mean, you mean the way I manage? What?'.
RM: 'It's just, you know, you're just useless, the way the team plays, y'know?'.
The Boardroom goes quiet.
PP: 'Useless how, what's useless about it?'.
SW: 'Phil no, you got it all wrong'.
PP : 'O.K Steve, he's a big boy, he knows what he said, what the f*** did he mean?'.
RM: 'just...'
PP: 'What?'
RM( laughing nervously): 'Just....y'know....you're useless'.
PP: 'You mean, let me understand this 'cos ,y'know, maybe it's me. Useless like Dowie or Pards? I'm here to make you laugh, to f****** amuse you 'cos I'm useless?'.
RM (twitching) 'Just you know, how you train the team, you know'.
PP: 'No,no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm useless, tell me, tell me how I'm useless!'.
Long pause, everyone looks at their boots.
RM (laughing): 'Get the f*** out of here, Phil'
Everyone laughs- they were worried he might resign.
PP: ' You motherf*****! I almost had him. I wonder about you sometimes RM, you've been talking to those supporters again haven't you? Don't listen to them'.
(with apologies to Martin Scorsese)
Curbs on his return to Charlton/Napoleon on his return to France.
Stewie from Family Guy.
Specially for Len and OoooohAaaaaargh!
;o)
for myself, Len and OoooohAaaaaargh!
For the Board:
Wisely and slow; they stumble that run fast
For Mr Parkinson:
Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow.
For the supporters wringing their hands in despair:
For you and I are past our dancing days
young off it
"Heat a furnace not for your foe so hot that it do singe yourself." Shakespeare
-- Jerry Dennis
(Sir) Spike Milligan.
(Valley McMoist)
A. Screw it up!
Ambrose: All right... It couldn't have gone far, right?
Sam: No.
Ambrose: Somewhere in this Valley... is our talent.
Sam: Yes.
That's a corker!