Sorry, I have to put a warning up for those at work, those with kids, any living, breathing sea animals or even those easily offended, although they're not sure why! (Think I've covered everyone).
Some classic OG Whistle Test on BBC2 at the mo - Bob Marley, Capt Beefheart et al. Those were the days..........Johnny Winter's drummer - shit, that's some mullet.
My enemy's enemy is my friend but my enemy's friend, who was once my enemy, is now my friend and my friend's enemy, who was once my enemy, is also now my friend. If my enemy's friend is now my friend and my friend's enemy is also now also my friend why the hell does everyone still hate us?
Police are hunting the 'knitting needle nutter', who has stabbed six people in the bottom in the last 48 hours - it is believed the attacker could be following some kind of pattern...
A very drunk man stumbles across the local Baptist minister conducting his Sunday service down by the river. He proceeds to venture into the water and stand next to the minister. The minister turns, notices the man and says, "Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?". The man looks back and says, "Yes Reverend, I am". The minister then dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back up. "Have you found Jesus?" the minister asks. "No, I didn't!" says the man. The minister then dunks him under for a little longer, brings him up and says, "Now, brother, have you found Jesus?". "No, I did not!" says the drunken man again. Disgusted, the minister holds the man under for at least thirty seconds this time, brings him up and demands, "For the grace of God, have you found Jesus yet?" The man wipes his eyes and pleads, "No, but are you sure this is where he fell in?"
“People may spend their whole lives climbing the ladder of success only to find, once they reach the top, that the ladder is leaning against the wrong wall.” Thomas Merton.
Harold: Who's having a go at me? Can you think of anyone who might have an old score to settle or something? Razors: Who's big enough to take you on? Harold: Well, there were a few. Razors: Like who? Harold: Yeah, they're all dead.
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(Think I've covered everyone).
Wot I missed since May 20th ?
(Answers in less than 100 words.........)
My enemy's enemy is my friend
but my enemy's friend, who was once my enemy, is now my friend
and my friend's enemy, who was once my enemy, is also now my friend.
If my enemy's friend is now my friend
and my friend's enemy is also now also my friend
why the hell does everyone still hate us?
in the last 48 hours - it is believed the attacker could be following some kind of pattern...
The man looks back and says, "Yes Reverend, I am". The minister then dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back up.
"Have you found Jesus?" the minister asks. "No, I didn't!" says the man.
The minister then dunks him under for a little longer, brings him up and says, "Now, brother, have you found Jesus?". "No, I did not!" says the drunken man again.
Disgusted, the minister holds the man under for at least thirty seconds this time, brings him up and demands, "For the grace of God, have you found Jesus yet?"
The man wipes his eyes and pleads, "No, but are you sure this is where he fell in?"
― Mae West
Speak soon.
Razors: Who's big enough to take you on?
Harold: Well, there were a few.
Razors: Like who?
Harold: Yeah, they're all dead.
Adieu.