This is a prime example of why I like this thread. It made me think about the concept and my mind wandered over to thinking about that bird, the Oyster Catcher. You know, I mean, how fast do oysters run?
I went to the doctors last week. He told me I had no magnesium. I said 0mg
My doctor told me I needed to be on a potassium-free diet. I said "0K".
PS (look away now if you're not interested in pernicketyness) It doesn't take away from the humour and cleverness but yours should be 0Mg. 0mg looks like zero microgrammes. Admittedly, 0Mg could be taken as zero Megagrammes but I'd expect people to use zero tonnes for that.
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''I was at the airport and there was a bloke fast asleep on the baggage carousel. I was worried but airport staff assured me he’d come around soon''
Mr Dick you obviously listen to Tony Blackburn's Sounds of the 60's early on a Saturday morning!
I wouldn’t pay £50 to have a lentil on my face.
But according to Sainsbury's Deluxe Sticky Toffee Pudding, I am actually a family of four.
A woman asked me to check her balance, then complained when I pushed her over.
Because they don't like each other.
PS (look away now if you're not interested in pernicketyness) It doesn't take away from the humour and cleverness but yours should be 0Mg. 0mg looks like zero microgrammes. Admittedly, 0Mg could be taken as zero Megagrammes but I'd expect people to use zero tonnes for that.
The barman looks at her and says," I seriously doubt it love."
Mind you, a temperature like that would have killed anyone.
And maybe a couple of other strippers.