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    I made enquiries in a hardware shop concerning a plan to make up a big notice saying
    The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
    The idea foundered because one vowel cost ten times the price of the other letters. Oh dear.

    I dont get it?
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    I made enquiries in a hardware shop concerning a plan to make up a big notice saying
    The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
    The idea foundered because one vowel cost ten times the price of the other letters. Oh dear.

    He probably got outwitted by the hunt he was trying to ruin and resorted to posting the worst joke in the world out of frustration.

    So to clarify:

    Plenty of foxes were killed this year
    Plenty of horses died this year
    Plenty of meat was eaten this year.
    The dwindling number of vegetarian activists had zero effect.
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    Fiiish said:

    I made enquiries in a hardware shop concerning a plan to make up a big notice saying
    The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
    The idea foundered because one vowel cost ten times the price of the other letters. Oh dear.

    He probably got outwitted by the hunt he was trying to ruin and resorted to posting the worst joke in the world out of frustration.

    So to clarify:

    Plenty of foxes were killed this year
    Plenty of horses died this year
    Plenty of meat was eaten this year.
    The dwindling number of vegetarian activists had zero effect.
    But the good news is that no foxes were ripped apart by dogs this year.
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    edited January 2017
    Fiiish said:

    I made enquiries in a hardware shop concerning a plan to make up a big notice saying
    The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
    The idea foundered because one vowel cost ten times the price of the other letters. Oh dear.

    He probably got outwitted by the hunt he was trying to ruin and resorted to posting the worst joke in the world out of frustration.

    So to clarify:

    Plenty of foxes were killed this year
    Plenty of horses died this year
    Plenty of meat was eaten this year.
    The dwindling number of vegetarian activists had zero effect.
    Is this something to do with too much meat can cause irritable vowel syndrome?
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    & too much love can kill you
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    I made enquiries in a hardware shop concerning a plan to make up a big notice saying
    The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
    The idea foundered because one vowel cost ten times the price of the other letters. Oh dear.

    No animals were harmed in the making of this joke.
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    1StevieG said:

    I made enquiries in a hardware shop concerning a plan to make up a big notice saying
    The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
    The idea foundered because one vowel cost ten times the price of the other letters. Oh dear.

    No animals were harmed in the making of this joke.
    Only Anna's reputation for posting it
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    The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog contains every letter of the alphabet. It has nothing whatsoever to do with hunting or animal welfare. The 'joke', such as it was, concerned the letter 'O'.

    Is that a joke or a quiz question?
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    I get it now. Candidate for worst joke ever ;-)
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    edited January 2017
    Watch it AK, you'll get transferred to that interminable "worst comedian" thread...
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    edited January 2017

    The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog contains every letter of the alphabet. It has nothing whatsoever to do with hunting or animal welfare. The 'joke', such as it was, concerned the letter 'O'.

    I hope you asked if they had some O's first.......
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    I made enquiries in a hardware shop concerning a plan to make up a big notice saying
    The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
    The idea foundered because one vowel cost ten times the price of the other letters. Oh dear.

    I've just got that, and I'm desperately unimpressed
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    Girl: Come over

    Guy: I'm coming over

    Girl: We should stop using walkie-talkies in bed over

    Girl: Roger, over

    Guy: Roger
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    I've got the memory of an elephant.

    I remember when I was 8 and I went to the zoo and saw an elephant

    Marks and Spencer Christmas cracker?
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    I've got the memory of an elephant.

    I remember when I was 8 and I went to the zoo and saw an elephant

    Marks and Spencer Christmas cracker?
    Hilarious contribution to the Jokes thread?
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    Didn't realize how expensive it was to put down my cat.
    It needed 9 visits to the vet.
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    I've got the memory of an elephant.

    I remember when I was 8 and I went to the zoo and saw an elephant

    Marks and Spencer Christmas cracker?
    Hilarious contribution to the Jokes thread?
    Well thanks......whoooosh!
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    I've got the memory of an elephant.

    I remember when I was 8 and I went to the zoo and saw an elephant

    Marks and Spencer Christmas cracker?
    Hilarious contribution to the Jokes thread?
    Well thanks......whoooosh!
    Who whooshed who??
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    Greenie said:

    I've got the memory of an elephant.

    I remember when I was 8 and I went to the zoo and saw an elephant

    Marks and Spencer Christmas cracker?
    Hilarious contribution to the Jokes thread?
    Well thanks......whoooosh!
    Who whooshed who??
    I don't think anyone got whooshed.
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    When my nan was young she was always short of money.
    Once she earned 3 shillings by jerking off Einstein.
    Now that was a stroke of genius.
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    Greenie said:

    The Koreans have recently brought out their own vegetarian version of an instant noodle snack.
    It's called Not Poodle...

    Bloody hell a joke on the jokes page that's actually funny, bravo sir!!
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