I made enquiries in a hardware shop concerning a plan to make up a big notice saying The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog The idea foundered because one vowel cost ten times the price of the other letters. Oh dear.
I made enquiries in a hardware shop concerning a plan to make up a big notice saying The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog The idea foundered because one vowel cost ten times the price of the other letters. Oh dear.
He probably got outwitted by the hunt he was trying to ruin and resorted to posting the worst joke in the world out of frustration.
So to clarify:
Plenty of foxes were killed this year Plenty of horses died this year Plenty of meat was eaten this year. The dwindling number of vegetarian activists had zero effect.
I made enquiries in a hardware shop concerning a plan to make up a big notice saying The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog The idea foundered because one vowel cost ten times the price of the other letters. Oh dear.
He probably got outwitted by the hunt he was trying to ruin and resorted to posting the worst joke in the world out of frustration.
So to clarify:
Plenty of foxes were killed this year Plenty of horses died this year Plenty of meat was eaten this year. The dwindling number of vegetarian activists had zero effect.
But the good news is that no foxes were ripped apart by dogs this year.
I made enquiries in a hardware shop concerning a plan to make up a big notice saying The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog The idea foundered because one vowel cost ten times the price of the other letters. Oh dear.
He probably got outwitted by the hunt he was trying to ruin and resorted to posting the worst joke in the world out of frustration.
So to clarify:
Plenty of foxes were killed this year Plenty of horses died this year Plenty of meat was eaten this year. The dwindling number of vegetarian activists had zero effect.
Is this something to do with too much meat can cause irritable vowel syndrome?
I made enquiries in a hardware shop concerning a plan to make up a big notice saying The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog The idea foundered because one vowel cost ten times the price of the other letters. Oh dear.
No animals were harmed in the making of this joke.
I made enquiries in a hardware shop concerning a plan to make up a big notice saying The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog The idea foundered because one vowel cost ten times the price of the other letters. Oh dear.
No animals were harmed in the making of this joke.
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog contains every letter of the alphabet. It has nothing whatsoever to do with hunting or animal welfare. The 'joke', such as it was, concerned the letter 'O'.
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog contains every letter of the alphabet. It has nothing whatsoever to do with hunting or animal welfare. The 'joke', such as it was, concerned the letter 'O'.
I hope you asked if they had some O's first.......
I made enquiries in a hardware shop concerning a plan to make up a big notice saying The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog The idea foundered because one vowel cost ten times the price of the other letters. Oh dear.
I've just got that, and I'm desperately unimpressed
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So to clarify:
Plenty of foxes were killed this year
Plenty of horses died this year
Plenty of meat was eaten this year.
The dwindling number of vegetarian activists had zero effect.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons.
So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your
note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk.
Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"
"No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"
"No, just up to my tits' she said ...
I can splash it on my eyes if I need to!"
Guy: Roger
I remember when I was 8 and I went to the zoo and saw an elephant
It needed 9 visits to the vet.
Once she earned 3 shillings by jerking off Einstein.
Now that was a stroke of genius.
It's called Not Poodle...
Spurs mate just sent me this.....
Just imagine if Spurs sign Payet? Our lineup would look like:
Lloris;
Walker, Toby, Dier, Jan, Rose;
Wanyama, Dembele:
Alli, Eriksen;
Kane.