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  • Coach stopping for an hour at the services. 
  • Didn't realise our fans were so religious.
  • Contrived nicknames used in sports marketing. I've just watched The Ace In The Pack beat The Hawk, as no-one ever said. What a load of old rubbish. 
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    The ramen conspiracy - the conspiracy being that it actually tastes nice and isn't just an egg floating in broth.
  • Bernie Ecclestones teeth in the advert for his upcoming tv series 
  • buckshee said:
    Lifelong voters 

    ‘I vote Labour/Conservative, like my Dad before me and his Dad before him’

    Democracy is wasted on these people. 
    Yeah but remember, if you put a funny enough meme up on social media, you can easily sway someone’s political opinion.
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  • IdleHans said:
    Michael MacIntyre's Shit Show
    It was really good last night. 
  • Channel 4 have a real shit show on Wednesday, 'Know your s**t: Inside Our Guts'.
  • iaitch said:
    Channel 4 have a real shit show on Wednesday, 'Know your s**t: Inside Our Guts'.
    Niche.
  • iaitch said:
    Channel 4 have a real shit show on Wednesday, 'Know your s**t: Inside Our Guts'.
    We were watching it every week last year😫
  • IdleHans said:
    Michael MacIntyre's Shit Show
    It was really good last night. 
    He may well be really funny, but I will never know because I can’t watch him for long enough to listen to anything he says.
    I simply can’t bear him and his fucking awful stage persona. Makes my shit itch.
    He isn't. Lowest common denominator comedy for the undiscerning masses.
    (I appreciate comedy is very subjective, and my opinion is just an opinion. Also that when it comes to comedy I am an insufferable snob.)
  • IdleHans said:
    IdleHans said:
    Michael MacIntyre's Shit Show
    It was really good last night. 
    He may well be really funny, but I will never know because I can’t watch him for long enough to listen to anything he says.
    I simply can’t bear him and his fucking awful stage persona. Makes my shit itch.
    He isn't. Lowest common denominator comedy for the undiscerning masses.
    (I appreciate comedy is very subjective, and my opinion is just an opinion. Also that when it comes to comedy I am an insufferable snob.)
    The opposite end of the spectrum is probably Stewart Lee. I'd rather stick rusty nails in my **** than watch that insufferable twat.
    Unsurprisingly, he's my favourite by a distance. But I completely get what you're saying.
    I think MacIntyre is very good at what he does, it just leaves me cold.
  • IdleHans said:
    IdleHans said:
    Michael MacIntyre's Shit Show
    It was really good last night. 
    He may well be really funny, but I will never know because I can’t watch him for long enough to listen to anything he says.
    I simply can’t bear him and his fucking awful stage persona. Makes my shit itch.
    He isn't. Lowest common denominator comedy for the undiscerning masses.
    (I appreciate comedy is very subjective, and my opinion is just an opinion. Also that when it comes to comedy I am an insufferable snob.)
    I can’t even watch a chat show if he’s on it. If I see he’s on any programme I’m watching, my reflex reaction is “Oh ffs not this c**t”.
    I watch Big Fat Quiz Of The Year every year, but switched off the one he was on after no more than five minutes.
    There’s just something about him that I find intolerable. He’s creepy and smug and just strikes me as a bit of a wanker.

    It’s my problem and my prejudice, and I’ll own that. But at the end of the day, I’d rather nail my cock to the table than listen to him.
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  • IdleHans said:
    IdleHans said:
    Michael MacIntyre's Shit Show
    It was really good last night. 
    He may well be really funny, but I will never know because I can’t watch him for long enough to listen to anything he says.
    I simply can’t bear him and his fucking awful stage persona. Makes my shit itch.
    He isn't. Lowest common denominator comedy for the undiscerning masses.
    (I appreciate comedy is very subjective, and my opinion is just an opinion. Also that when it comes to comedy I am an insufferable snob.)
    I can’t even watch a chat show if he’s on it. If I see he’s on any programme I’m watching, my reflex reaction is “Oh ffs not this c**t”.
    I watch Big Fat Quiz Of The Year every year, but switched off the one he was on after no more than five minutes.
    There’s just something about him that I find intolerable. He’s creepy and smug and just strikes me as a bit of a wanker.

    It’s my problem and my prejudice, and I’ll own that. But at the end of the day, I’d rather nail my cock to the table than listen to him.
    I don't disagree with you, though in his act at least these aspects are deliberately exaggerated. 

    If comedians were beer MacIntyre would be Carling. Lee would be some sort of sour craft ale that you'd drink to reinforce a beery sense of superiority over those that don't 'get it', even though in reality it may simply just not be very nice at all.
  • TBF - That last paragraph is funnier than anything Stewart Lee has ever has ever said. 
  • IdleHans said:
    IdleHans said:
    IdleHans said:
    Michael MacIntyre's Shit Show
    It was really good last night. 
    He may well be really funny, but I will never know because I can’t watch him for long enough to listen to anything he says.
    I simply can’t bear him and his fucking awful stage persona. Makes my shit itch.
    He isn't. Lowest common denominator comedy for the undiscerning masses.
    (I appreciate comedy is very subjective, and my opinion is just an opinion. Also that when it comes to comedy I am an insufferable snob.)
    I can’t even watch a chat show if he’s on it. If I see he’s on any programme I’m watching, my reflex reaction is “Oh ffs not this c**t”.
    I watch Big Fat Quiz Of The Year every year, but switched off the one he was on after no more than five minutes.
    There’s just something about him that I find intolerable. He’s creepy and smug and just strikes me as a bit of a wanker.

    It’s my problem and my prejudice, and I’ll own that. But at the end of the day, I’d rather nail my cock to the table than listen to him.
    I don't disagree with you, though in his act at least these aspects are deliberately exaggerated. 

    If comedians were beer MacIntyre would be Carling. Lee would be some sort of sour craft ale that you'd drink to reinforce a beery sense of superiority over those that don't 'get it', even though in reality it may simply just not be very nice at all.
    I think Stewart Lee may be a regular contributor to the "Beer" thread.
  • IdleHans said:
    IdleHans said:
    Michael MacIntyre's Shit Show
    It was really good last night. 
    He may well be really funny, but I will never know because I can’t watch him for long enough to listen to anything he says.
    I simply can’t bear him and his fucking awful stage persona. Makes my shit itch.
    He isn't. Lowest common denominator comedy for the undiscerning masses.
    (I appreciate comedy is very subjective, and my opinion is just an opinion. Also that when it comes to comedy I am an insufferable snob.)
    The opposite end of the spectrum is probably Stewart Lee. I'd rather stick rusty nails in my **** than watch that insufferable twat.
    I see your Stewart Lee, I raise you Nish Kumar - I’ve had funnier bouts of Norovirus than that dickhead
  • edited January 2023
    Flat pack furniture.

    Building a cabin bed and this piece

    Is a mm or two too wide for the place that it's supposed to slot in past.

    So now on about p40 of 64 page instructions, I've got two halves of a cabin bed that won't fit together, and I need to either file that part down, take it off and find something else to support the desk part, or take it all apart again.


  • I don't mind Michael McIntyre, but he does strike me as a bit 'stand up comedian by numbers', like a comedian version of an actor who says all the right lines, smiles at the right time etc but there's no flair or depth to it.
  • It’s a funny thing with comedians - I think it’s easy to be swayed by an initial impression and if that goes badly, they’re forever tainted in your mind as being bad.
    There are a few comedians (eg Chris Ramsey, Nish Kumar) that I don’t like but, like McIntyre, I have no idea if they’re actually any good because if I see them on tv, I immediately get turned off mentally and it’s very difficult to find a comedian funny when you’ve already decided they’re not going to be.
    It’s something I’d like to change in myself (and maybe this is the “general thing that annoys me”) because I have great respect for comedians, the wit and imagination they have and the guts it takes to get on stage the way they do.
    But it’s really difficult to find a comedian funny when your starting point is pretty much saying “Go on then wanker, see if you can make me laugh”

    Maybe I’ll give one of them a go. See if I can go into it with an open mind.
  • IdleHans said:
    Michael MacIntyre's Shit Show

    A bloke that has had his day. On a scale of Ken Dodd or Bob Monkhouse, Michael McIntyre wouldn't even get out of the traps IMO.

  • IdleHans said:
    IdleHans said:
    IdleHans said:
    Michael MacIntyre's Shit Show
    It was really good last night. 
    He may well be really funny, but I will never know because I can’t watch him for long enough to listen to anything he says.
    I simply can’t bear him and his fucking awful stage persona. Makes my shit itch.
    He isn't. Lowest common denominator comedy for the undiscerning masses.
    (I appreciate comedy is very subjective, and my opinion is just an opinion. Also that when it comes to comedy I am an insufferable snob.)
    The opposite end of the spectrum is probably Stewart Lee. I'd rather stick rusty nails in my **** than watch that insufferable twat.
    Unsurprisingly, he's my favourite by a distance. But I completely get what you're saying.
    I think MacIntyre is very good at what he does, it just leaves me cold.
    Stewart Lee is fucking brilliant. The best. I went recently to his Basic Lee at Leicester Square. I was in pain it was so funny. A great bit destroying Fleabag.

    how anyone cannot find him funny I don’t know or to at least “agree the fuck out of it”

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    CONING OVER HERE SHOULD BE TAUGHT IN SCHOOLS

    as for his recent shows he.s on fire.

    content provider was pure smug intelligent genius, coupled with a trousers down penguin walk.

    not only racists voted for Brexit, no. ………Cunts did as well

    as for Macintyre, I would never get tired of punching him in the face.


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