People at work who leave their phones on their desks and walk off or in meetings, leaving them to ring off, also with invasive ringtones. They couldn't be bothered to take the 1 second it takes to put on silent, even though in meetings they have nothing better to do
Just answer it. Most will have their contacts saved so a name will come up. If it's their partner then just say they're down the pub with the girl/boy from accounts.....
Bet they'll take it with them next time....
At our place the deal is if you leave you moby on your desk unattended, it will be answered......generally along the lines of
'James's phone......no he's busy servicing a client right now, as soon as he's cleaned himself up he'll call you back'
Dickheads who bring kids and dogs to the pub and let them run riot. Or worse, when the animal or kids make such a racket even the shitarse who brought them in notices the communication is so loud and obnoxious I feel obligated to have a word.
It's never worth it, it's always the arseholes that get triggered and best case scenario they sod off, worst case you end up in a punch up
Dickheads who bring kids and dogs to the pub and let them run riot. Or worse, when the animal or kids make such a racket even the shitarse who brought them in notices the communication is so loud and obnoxious I feel obligated to have a word.
It's never worth it, it's always the arseholes that get triggered and best case scenario they sod off, worst case you end up in a punch up
I like that in Ireland children aren't allowed in pubs after 9pm. Makes it much simpler.
Annoy is probably not strong enough for this one. Having my ex girlfriend, her daughter and 3 kids come over to stay (which I don’t mind) because the daughter has on Sunday been attacked by her boyfriend with scissors to the throat and hands, strangled and fortunate to be alive.
The reason for the stay is that while old bill pushed for custody in remand, the magistrate has let the tosser out prior to his trial for GBH with intent on 25th March.
Police cant guarantee their safety until they find somewhere new for him to live and unfortunately he knows where the ex and her kids dad live as well,
Absolutely f*cking hate people (pedestrians) who are walking the opposing direction, so we are about to go past each other....and they seem intent on walking right into me. I consider it strange behaviour.
It's like they are purposely pretending they are blind.
I am then forced to stop and wait for them to walk around me.
The neighbour who crept out under the cover of darkness the other night to utilise the remaining space in my bin the cram their own rubbish in. Leaving the lid unable to close, thus letting the rain in, risking it not being collected as it was now overloaded and using an open bin liner containing their half eaten takeaways, bottles, beer cans and assorted crud that was by now blowing down the road.
Chasing someone else's rubbish down the road was not the way to start my day off and as most of it was recyclable/compostable anyway totally unnecessary.
I've got a suspect but in the absence of night vision equipped CCTV my retribution will have to wait...
The neighbour who crept out under the cover of darkness the other night to utilise the remaining space in my bin the cram their own rubbish in. Leaving the lid unable to close, thus letting the rain in, risking it not being collected as it was now overloaded and using an open bin liner containing their half eaten takeaways, bottles, beer cans and assorted crud that was by now blowing down the road.
Chasing someone else's rubbish down the road was not the way to start my day off and as most of it was recyclable/compostable anyway totally unnecessary.
I've got a suspect but in the absence of night vision equipped CCTV my retribution will have to wait...
The neighbour who crept out under the cover of darkness the other night to utilise the remaining space in my bin the cram their own rubbish in. Leaving the lid unable to close, thus letting the rain in, risking it not being collected as it was now overloaded and using an open bin liner containing their half eaten takeaways, bottles, beer cans and assorted crud that was by now blowing down the road.
Chasing someone else's rubbish down the road was not the way to start my day off and as most of it was recyclable/compostable anyway totally unnecessary.
I've got a suspect but in the absence of night vision equipped CCTV my retribution will have to wait...
The neighbour who crept out under the cover of darkness the other night to utilise the remaining space in my bin the cram their own rubbish in. Leaving the lid unable to close, thus letting the rain in, risking it not being collected as it was now overloaded and using an open bin liner containing their half eaten takeaways, bottles, beer cans and assorted crud that was by now blowing down the road.
Chasing someone else's rubbish down the road was not the way to start my day off and as most of it was recyclable/compostable anyway totally unnecessary.
I've got a suspect but in the absence of night vision equipped CCTV my retribution will have to wait...
Take a dump on their doorstep
With my luck it would turn out my neighbours did have night vision cctv equiped...and I'd got the wrong culprit.
Absolutely f*cking hate people (pedestrians) who are walking the opposing direction, so we are about to go past each other....and they seem intent on walking right into me. I consider it strange behaviour.
It's like they are purposely pretending they are blind.
I am then forced to stop and wait for them to walk around me.
Personal space....it is important
As you approach look over the shoulder on the side you intend to walk and instinctively they will register that and move aside/ continue out of the way.
Should improve most of these situations. Unfortunately there is no accounting for the self absorbed twunts who are looking at their phones or even unbelievably newspapers or books as they approach you on busy streets.
Absolutely f*cking hate people (pedestrians) who are walking the opposing direction, so we are about to go past each other....and they seem intent on walking right into me. I consider it strange behaviour.
It's like they are purposely pretending they are blind.
I am then forced to stop and wait for them to walk around me.
Personal space....it is important
As you approach look over the shoulder on the side you intend to walk and instinctively they will register that and move aside/ continue out of the way.
Should improve most of these situations. Unfortunately there is no accounting for the self absorbed twunts who are looking at their phones or even unbelievably newspapers or books as they approach you on busy streets.
and that is why i encourage all the kids down the youth club to carry knives
Fecking SNP MP s. Just f**l the right off & the f**k off some more. The sooner your wet & cold little country gets it's independence the better. The only decent thing it has going for it are the Golf courses.
Like to see how you are going to fund free prescription charges & free hospital parking with the income derived from the many hill farmers & fisherman you have. The oil revenues aren't going to last forever.......and they probably belong to the Crown anyway.
Fecking SNP MP s. Just f**l the right off & the f**k off some more. The sooner your wet & cold little country gets it's independence the better. The only decent thing it has going for it are the Golf courses.
Like to see how you are going to fund free prescription charges & free hospital parking with the income derived from the many hill farmers & fisherman you have. The oil revenues aren't going to last forever.......and they probably belong to the Crown anyway.
Chris Grayling has again shown gross negligence with public money under his watch.
The £33 million compensation to Eurotunnel under his current title of transport secretary and £500 million wasted in 2015 whilst he was justice secretary.
The song Hotel California. Drives me up the wall, just seems to go on and on, feels like im being tortured
I think it may help you to appreciate this wonderful track by getting inside the musicians minds. These are deep meaningful views, not just pretentious rubbish (ahem). Of course once you have digested this, we can talk at length about the guitar solos.
Don Henley said: It was really about the excesses of American culture and certain girls they knew. But it was also about the uneasy balance between art and commerce."Henley also said "It's a song about the dark underbelly of the American Dream, and about excess in America which was something they all, knew about." He later offered "It's a song about a journey from innocence to experience."
Meanwhile Don Felder explains: As you're driving in Los Angeles at night, you can see the glow of the energy and the lights of Hollywood and Los Angeles for 100 miles out in the desert. And on the horizon, as you're driving in, all of these images start coming into your mind of the propaganda and advertisement you've experienced about California. In other words, the movie stars, the stars on Hollywood Boulevard, the beaches, bikinis, palm trees, all those images that you see and that people think of when they think of California start running through your mind. That's all you know of California."
Glenn Frey compared this song to an episode of The Twilight Zone, where it jumps from one scene to the next and doesn't necessarily make sense. He said the success of the song comes from the audience creating stories in their minds based on the images.
My new desk in the corner of our office just in front of the kitchen. The disgusting smells of whatever gets microwaved in there is only marginally better than the total cack that people waffle on about in there. I hadn't noticed before, but it's disgusting how much time is wasted by people whose job description seems to be stand in the kitchen blathering on about complete garbage all day. Don't these people realise how hard I'm trying to concentrate on Charlton Life?
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How amusing we all are.........!
Randomly having the tune to Tots TV in my head all morning.
Haven't seen it for over 20 years. No idea how or why it got stuck in my head today.
It's never worth it, it's always the arseholes that get triggered and best case scenario they sod off, worst case you end up in a punch up
Makes it much simpler.
Opening the above thread (not knowing what it was about) and feeling dirty!
The reason for the stay is that while old bill pushed for custody in remand, the magistrate has let the tosser out prior to his trial for GBH with intent on 25th March.
Police cant guarantee their safety until they find somewhere new for him to live and unfortunately he knows where the ex and her kids dad live as well,
Disgraceful.
It's like they are purposely pretending they are blind.
I am then forced to stop and wait for them to walk around me.
Personal space....it is important
Chasing someone else's rubbish down the road was not the way to start my day off and as most of it was recyclable/compostable anyway totally unnecessary.
I've got a suspect but in the absence of night vision equipped CCTV my retribution will have to wait...
Should improve most of these situations. Unfortunately there is no accounting for the self absorbed twunts who are looking at their phones or even unbelievably newspapers or books as they approach you on busy streets.
My surname has never been oiyoukunt.
Like to see how you are going to fund free prescription charges & free hospital parking with the income derived from the many hill farmers & fisherman you have. The oil revenues aren't going to last forever.......and they probably belong to the Crown anyway.
It looks fine, but as you pick up the first half which is still slightly attached to the other half, it drags the contents all over your desk.
The £33 million compensation to Eurotunnel under his current title of transport secretary and £500 million wasted in 2015 whilst he was justice secretary.
What has the man have to do to get sacked?
Any decent person would resign.
I thought I knew California pretty well but I've never heard of the Song Hotel.
Do you have to walk a long way from reception to the rooms?
I think it may help you to appreciate this wonderful track by getting inside the musicians minds. These are deep meaningful views, not just pretentious rubbish (ahem). Of course once you have digested this, we can talk at length about the guitar solos.
Don Henley said: It was really about the excesses of American culture and certain girls they knew. But it was also about the uneasy balance between art and commerce."Henley also said "It's a song about the dark underbelly of the American Dream, and about excess in America which was something they all, knew about." He later offered "It's a song about a journey from innocence to experience."
Meanwhile Don Felder explains: As you're driving in Los Angeles at night, you can see the glow of the energy and the lights of Hollywood and Los Angeles for 100 miles out in the desert. And on the horizon, as you're driving in, all of these images start coming into your mind of the propaganda and advertisement you've experienced about California. In other words, the movie stars, the stars on Hollywood Boulevard, the beaches, bikinis, palm trees, all those images that you see and that people think of when they think of California start running through your mind. That's all you know of California."
Glenn Frey compared this song to an episode of The Twilight Zone, where it jumps from one scene to the next and doesn't necessarily make sense. He said the success of the song comes from the audience creating stories in their minds based on the images.
Hope this helps @snowinberlin