Richard Madeley, currently presenting GMB with that noisy cackling bint, Kate 'its all about me' Garroway.
Anyway, they had an article about the new Only Fools and Horses show, they were tenuously linking their upbringing to being from the East End, Madeley says 'actually I was born in Romford, I guess its close to the East End'. No it isn't Madeley, you fool, but what is more annoying is that OFAH is based in Peckham, so has nothing to do with the East End, and this so called journalist/presenter failed to realise that fact...in short the bloke is an utter minge.
As you can tell, I'm a morning person.
This is what you get from a crap morning TV show, if you want news head over to the BBC or Sky. If you want adverts, twitter polls, Andy Peters on a beach somewhere asking if you want to money, insignificant celebrities being asked ridiculous questions then stick with GMB.
Wont watch the Tory government controlled Beige Broadcasting Corporation plus Sky news is just as right wing.
So its GMB plus Piers Morgan is usually on and he seems like a good sort.
BBC and Sky News are too right wing for you, so you watch Piers Morgan? How does that work?
Err... let me see.....hes a labour supporter, he edited the Daily Mirror, a Labour newspaper...thats kinda how it works. Get it?
Probably raised this before, but I am farking sick of headphone wearing numpties obliviously drifting across the pavement like drunks at chucking out time, and walking right into my path.
Imagine doing this in your car on the motorway, just drifting across the lanes from one side to the other, leaving utter carnage in your wake.
A word of warning to such people - if you drunkenly wander in front of me because you're too busy listening to some form wet pants arsehole like Ed Sheeran or James Arthur and, if on the day you wander in front of me it just so happens that I've had a particularly dismal journey in on South Eastern Trains, don't be at all surprised if I "accidentally" barge you face first into a lamp post.
Richard Madeley, currently presenting GMB with that noisy cackling bint, Kate 'its all about me' Garroway.
Anyway, they had an article about the new Only Fools and Horses show, they were tenuously linking their upbringing to being from the East End, Madeley says 'actually I was born in Romford, I guess its close to the East End'. No it isn't Madeley, you fool, but what is more annoying is that OFAH is based in Peckham, so has nothing to do with the East End, and this so called journalist/presenter failed to realise that fact...in short the bloke is an utter minge.
As you can tell, I'm a morning person.
This is what you get from a crap morning TV show, if you want news head over to the BBC or Sky. If you want adverts, twitter polls, Andy Peters on a beach somewhere asking if you want to money, insignificant celebrities being asked ridiculous questions then stick with GMB.
Wont watch the Tory government controlled Beige Broadcasting Corporation plus Sky news is just as right wing.
So its GMB plus Piers Morgan is usually on and he seems like a good sort.
BBC and Sky News are too right wing for you, so you watch Piers Morgan? How does that work?
Err... let me see.....hes a labour supporter, he edited the Daily Mirror, a Labour newspaper...thats kinda how it works. Get it?
He also wrote for The Sun, hates Corbyn and has even publicly admitted liking Thatcher. Surprised you don't burst into flames at the mention of his name.
Spooky, I have just taken a delivery in and the driver called me Buddy about 8 times, all in the amount of time to put a parcel on a pallet. It took all of my effort not to throw him under his own van.
The spooky thing is that I came into the office and opened this thread and the first thing I read was your post.
Richard Madeley, currently presenting GMB with that noisy cackling bint, Kate 'its all about me' Garroway.
Anyway, they had an article about the new Only Fools and Horses show, they were tenuously linking their upbringing to being from the East End, Madeley says 'actually I was born in Romford, I guess its close to the East End'. No it isn't Madeley, you fool, but what is more annoying is that OFAH is based in Peckham, so has nothing to do with the East End, and this so called journalist/presenter failed to realise that fact...in short the bloke is an utter minge.
As you can tell, I'm a morning person.
This is what you get from a crap morning TV show, if you want news head over to the BBC or Sky. If you want adverts, twitter polls, Andy Peters on a beach somewhere asking if you want to money, insignificant celebrities being asked ridiculous questions then stick with GMB.
Wont watch the Tory government controlled Beige Broadcasting Corporation plus Sky news is just as right wing.
So its GMB plus Piers Morgan is usually on and he seems like a good sort.
BBC and Sky News are too right wing for you, so you watch Piers Morgan? How does that work?
Err... let me see.....hes a labour supporter, he edited the Daily Mirror, a Labour newspaper...thats kinda how it works. Get it?
He also wrote for The Sun, hates Corbyn and has even publicly admitted liking Thatcher. Surprised you don't burst into flames at the mention of his name.
I'll say it again, he still supports Labour and edited The Mirror which is a Labour newspaper, he said that The Snatcher wasn't all bad, he isn't a Tory though and you know this, and I think Ive answered you question now.
Telling kebabies I want my kebab absolutely pissing with chilli sauce only to get it home and there is none at all on there!
got back from Margate earlier and went to Pickford lane to pick us up some dinner, ordered the kebabs there then popped in the chippy to get the kids dinner then back to the kebab shop to collect mine and the Mrs’ so didn’t see them putting it together.
Telling kebabies I want my kebab absolutely pissing with chilli sauce only to get it home and there is none at all on there!
got back from Margate earlier and went to Pickford lane to pick us up some dinner, ordered the kebabs there then popped in the chippy to get the kids dinner then back to the kebab shop to collect mine and the Mrs’ so didn’t see them putting it together.
bastards !
Had the same problem in Sanchos of Gravesham when I lived there. Couldn't afford enough for the £15 to get a free delivery, so limped all the way down my street to order it in person, EMPHASIZED to the bloke that I would like onion in my cheeseburger, gave him the benefit of the doubt and never supervised the building on the burger, limps all the way home, fall into the sofa, open the burger box, take a bite, no onions. Livid
Probably raised this before, but I am farking sick of headphone wearing numpties obliviously drifting across the pavement like drunks at chucking out time, and walking right into my path.
Imagine doing this in your car on the motorway, just drifting across the lanes from one side to the other, leaving utter carnage in your wake.
A word of warning to such people - if you drunkenly wander in front of me because you're too busy listening to some form wet pants arsehole like Ed Sheeran or James Arthur and, if on the day you wander in front of me it just so happens that I've had a particularly dismal journey in on South Eastern Trains, don't be at all surprised if I "accidentally" barge you face first into a lamp post.
I scrolled down a bit too far, read this post without seeing the name and thought 'I bet that's @MrLargo '
Telling kebabies I want my kebab absolutely pissing with chilli sauce only to get it home and there is none at all on there!
got back from Margate earlier and went to Pickford lane to pick us up some dinner, ordered the kebabs there then popped in the chippy to get the kids dinner then back to the kebab shop to collect mine and the Mrs’ so didn’t see them putting it together.
bastards !
Had the same problem in Sanchos of Gravesham when I lived there. Couldn't afford enough for the £15 to get a free delivery, so limped all the way down my street to order it in person, EMPHASIZED to the bloke that I would like onion in my cheeseburger, gave him the benefit of the doubt and never supervised the building on the burger, limps all the way home, fall into the sofa, open the burger box, take a bite, no onions. Livid
If you’d sold chilli sauce in your shop in Grove Park that you never mention, you could have made a ton of dough off upset kebab customers mate, I think you missed a trick there!
Telling kebabies I want my kebab absolutely pissing with chilli sauce only to get it home and there is none at all on there!
got back from Margate earlier and went to Pickford lane to pick us up some dinner, ordered the kebabs there then popped in the chippy to get the kids dinner then back to the kebab shop to collect mine and the Mrs’ so didn’t see them putting it together.
bastards !
Kebabies in Pickford Lane don’t put the sauce in, they sell them in separate pots. I found that out the hard way as well. Kebabs are lovely in there and so are the people, but that is one criticism of the gaff.
Telling kebabies I want my kebab absolutely pissing with chilli sauce only to get it home and there is none at all on there!
got back from Margate earlier and went to Pickford lane to pick us up some dinner, ordered the kebabs there then popped in the chippy to get the kids dinner then back to the kebab shop to collect mine and the Mrs’ so didn’t see them putting it together.
bastards !
Had the same problem in Sanchos of Gravesham when I lived there. Couldn't afford enough for the £15 to get a free delivery, so limped all the way down my street to order it in person, EMPHASIZED to the bloke that I would like onion in my cheeseburger, gave him the benefit of the doubt and never supervised the building on the burger, limps all the way home, fall into the sofa, open the burger box, take a bite, no onions. Livid
If you’d sold chilli sauce in your shop in Grove Park that you never mention, you could have made a ton of dough off upset kebab customers mate, I think you missed a trick there!
People at work who leave their phones on their desks and walk off or in meetings, leaving them to ring off, also with invasive ringtones. They couldn't be bothered to take the 1 second it takes to put on silent, even though in meetings they have nothing better to do
People at work who leave their phones on their desks and walk off or in meetings, leaving them to ring off, also with invasive ringtones. They couldn't be bothered to take the 1 second it takes to put on silent, even though in meetings they have nothing better to do
Are you sitting near me?
There's been one of the dreadful Samsung ringtones going off this morning.
The fact that I’ve been off all week and today is the first day I’ve not been up before 6am.
Before my Doris moved in, if I was off work I could easily not wake up until lunchtime.
Nowadays I prefer a 2pm to 4pm sofa cruise and sleep after an early start. I'm normally up 6am at the latest and when I'm not working hitting the afternoon wall is a perfect time to catch up
But you have kids, I don't. I doubt you get that opportunity!
The Home Office, and many other government departments under this bungling shitshow of a tory administration, twitching into action at the behest of squint eyed zealots, crooks and scumbags, while routinely doing the square root of naff all about anything important or relevant to the citizenry as a whole. Today's example: illegally making someone stateless because of the fundamentally racist clamour of the loathsome cadre of bile peddlers masquerading as our free press. Before all you gullible bigots give me pelters for my presumably bleeding heart liberal whinging; count up how many convicted bombers, extortionists, murderers and drug lords affiliated with Ulster's "troubles" have ever been sanctioned in this way. Consider the one clear distinction between those volunteers and today's example and tell me I'm wrong.
The Home Office, and many other government departments under this bungling shitshow of a tory administration, twitching into action at the behest of squint eyed zealots, crooks and scumbags, while routinely doing the square root of naff all about anything important or relevant to the citizenry as a whole. Today's example: illegally making someone stateless because of the fundamentally racist clamour of the loathsome cadre of bile peddlers masquerading as our free press. Before all you gullible bigots give me pelters for my presumably bleeding heart liberal whinging; count up how many convicted bombers, extortionists, murderers and drug lords affiliated with Ulster's "troubles" have ever been sanctioned in this way. Consider the one clear distinction between those volunteers and today's example and tell me I'm wrong.
Is it that the others committed their crimes in the UK and were caught and tried here whereas this person left the country to live in a foreign utopia to commit crimes against the country ?
The whole silly dance you have to do with sky when you want your bill reduced, going through retentions after you threaten to leave. I've just spent an hour on the phone to them and been given the exact deal that four hours ago they said wasn't possible.
That every single middle aged + shopper (except us) in Biggin Hill Waitrose seems to buy the Mail or Express. No wonder the country is going to the dogs … etc ...etc...
People at work who leave their phones on their desks and walk off or in meetings, leaving them to ring off, also with invasive ringtones. They couldn't be bothered to take the 1 second it takes to put on silent, even though in meetings they have nothing better to do
Just answer it. Most will have their contacts saved so a name will come up. If it's their partner then just say they're down the pub with the girl/boy from accounts.....
When somebody compliments one of my photos and straight away asks what lens I used. I'd love it if just once somebody asked about the creative considerations I'd made.
When somebody compliments one of my photos and straight away asks what lens I used. I'd love it if just once somebody asked about the creative considerations I'd made.
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Imagine doing this in your car on the motorway, just drifting across the lanes from one side to the other, leaving utter carnage in your wake.
A word of warning to such people - if you drunkenly wander in front of me because you're too busy listening to some form wet pants arsehole like Ed Sheeran or James Arthur and, if on the day you wander in front of me it just so happens that I've had a particularly dismal journey in on South Eastern Trains, don't be at all surprised if I "accidentally" barge you face first into a lamp post.
got back from Margate earlier and went to Pickford lane to pick us up some dinner, ordered the kebabs there then popped in the chippy to get the kids dinner then back to the kebab shop to collect mine and the Mrs’ so didn’t see them putting it together.
bastards !
Bingo!
There's been one of the dreadful Samsung ringtones going off this morning.
I did it yesterday though, sorry.
Nowadays I prefer a 2pm to 4pm sofa cruise and sleep after an early start. I'm normally up 6am at the latest and when I'm not working hitting the afternoon wall is a perfect time to catch up
But you have kids, I don't. I doubt you get that opportunity!
Today's example: illegally making someone stateless because of the fundamentally racist clamour of the loathsome cadre of bile peddlers masquerading as our free press.
Before all you gullible bigots give me pelters for my presumably bleeding heart liberal whinging; count up how many convicted bombers, extortionists, murderers and drug lords affiliated with Ulster's "troubles" have ever been sanctioned in this way. Consider the one clear distinction between those volunteers and today's example and tell me I'm wrong.
Bet they'll take it with them next time....
Dont usually bother watching much Football on the TV anymore for no particular reason
Today though I've seen Luton v Coventry (2nd Half) | Man Utd v Liverpool | Man City v Chelsea and have seen ZERO goals!!
Can bloody guarantee that had I skipped them then they'd have all been thrillers
Fully expecting penalties to end up 0-0 with Jon Moss turning round and telling everyone to give up and share the trophy after a while!!!