Customers in IKEA treating it as a family day out.
There's Dad, who's put his rucksack on the ground to one side, sitting on a chair in the corner of the bedroom waving at Mum taking a picture on her mobile whilst the kids are causing havoc elsewhere. Grandad looks thoroughly miserable sitting at a £16 desk and Nanny Doris has wandered off to the checkouts to stock up on meatballs.
Customers in IKEA treating it as a family day out.
There's Dad, who's put his rucksack on the ground to one side, sitting on a chair in the corner of the bedroom waving at Mum taking a picture on her mobile whilst the kids are causing havoc elsewhere. Grandad looks thoroughly miserable sitting at a £16 desk and Nanny Doris has wandered off to the checkouts to stock up on meatballs.
The oversize posters on the side of Tesco lorries of people laughing as if their life depended on it. Nothing's that funny unless you've just seen your Granny catch her tit in the mangle.
The racecourse says it will assist the British Horseracing Authority's investigation into the deaths, adding that conditions on the day were "ideal for racing".
From the East Lothian Courier :
The winner of the first race, Kensukes Kingdom, was badly lame at the finish and was subsequently destroyed.
Later in the afternoon, Smart Ruler, a 12 year-old chestnut gelding, was seen to suddenly drop away from the other runners and wobble as he came to a halt. He then collapsed on the course and died.
In the next race, six-year-old gelding Sierra Oscar was seen to pull up with a broken leg. Shortly after the race was over, Sierra Oscar was destroyed.
Two races on, five-year-old Leather Belly was running on the final bend of the race when he too looked to break a leg and was also later destroyed.
Getting this message "I just got a message from [leader of my daughter's beaver club] to say she's unwell, and beavers is cancelled tonight"
And then my phone predicting the following replies "bummer" and "fingers crossed". Say wha? As after I'd ever say "bummer", I'm not a Californian teenager from the late 80s. Furthermore, fingers crossed would be a non sequitur. I hope this isn't AI at work
The quote facility when using my phone on here. Used to press quote, then automatically type under the bit you quoted. Now press quote, and when you start typing it is above the bit you quoted. Then have to delete all I have typed and click below the quote and do again.
The quote facility when using my phone on here. Used to press quote, then automatically type under the bit you quoted. Now press quote, and when you start typing it is above the bit you quoted. Then have to delete all I have typed and click below the quote and do again.
Gadzooks. Firstly, are they trying to kill the birds with those scones? Nothing could be worse for them. Secondly, animal models are far superior to in vitro studies, and in any case you aren't testing on the test tube, but whatever is in it. Thirdly, all horses are fed horses, unless it has just been born. Fourthly, way to discriminate against the gluten intolerant you utter bastards, and fifthly since when to flowers have thorns? Plant by the thorns perhaps, but flower? Stick to eating them you numpties
Gadzooks. Firstly, are they trying to kill the birds with those scones? Nothing could be worse for them. Secondly, animal models are far superior to in vitro studies, and in any case you aren't testing on the test tube, but whatever is in it. Thirdly, all horses are fed horses, unless it has just been born. Fourthly, way to discriminate against the gluten intolerant you utter bastards, and fifthly since when to flowers have thorns? Plant by the thorns perhaps, but flower? Stick to eating them you numpties
Surely the context of the sayings should be considered?
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Friyay is a play on words, morphing together Friday, the fifth day of the week, and Yay, a word to express excitement or joy, e.g.
Anyone who uses it should be shot.
FOUR horses dead.
The racecourse says it will assist the British Horseracing Authority's investigation into the deaths, adding that conditions on the day were "ideal for racing".
From the East Lothian Courier :
The winner of the first race, Kensukes Kingdom, was badly lame at the finish and was subsequently destroyed.
Later in the afternoon, Smart Ruler, a 12 year-old chestnut gelding, was seen to suddenly drop away from the other runners and wobble as he came to a halt. He then collapsed on the course and died.
In the next race, six-year-old gelding Sierra Oscar was seen to pull up with a broken leg. Shortly after the race was over, Sierra Oscar was destroyed.
Two races on, five-year-old Leather Belly was running on the final bend of the race when he too looked to break a leg and was also later destroyed.
And then my phone predicting the following replies "bummer" and "fingers crossed". Say wha? As after I'd ever say "bummer", I'm not a Californian teenager from the late 80s. Furthermore, fingers crossed would be a non sequitur. I hope this isn't AI at work
It's a bloody repeat, too.
Used to press quote, then automatically type under the bit you quoted.
Now press quote, and when you start typing it is above the bit you quoted. Then have to delete all I have typed and click below the quote and do again.
Should we say... Feed two birds with one sgone? Or is it Feed two birds with one scoan?