Being invited to a meeting during lunchtime with the caveat "A sandwich lunch will be provided". It doesn't replace the one hour break I'm entitled to and your crappy sandwiches don't make up for being able to choose what I want to eat for lunch!
Oh lordy, these are my favourites. Meetings with food are not breaks! I don't get paid for my 40 minute lunch break so you make sure you take the fucker or take the time back
People who have to use your name every other word/sentence.
"Hi Neil, I was wondering Neil, if you could possibly do me a favour please Neil?" 'OK?" "What it is, Neil, is could you pass me the salt please Neil?" "Yeah, sure. Here you go." "Thanks Neil, that's great Neil."
Etc. Really grates.
Especially when your name's Dave
If my name was Dave then I'd be more annoyed at the Papa Lazarou impressions.
I've had enough of people drawing things in my coffee foam. Every coffee shop I go into, someone draws a flower or a heart in my latte. I just want to drink my coffee, not imbibe someone's artistic expression. I ordered a coffee not an Instagram photo.
Today I ordered one and directly requested "No pattern in the foam." Got looked at like I was mad. But I must say, I enjoyed that coffee very much.
Dick and Angel completely refurbishing their 45-bedroom Château before I've had the chance to repaint that bathroom door. Makes me look bad, makes me feel bad
Dick and Angel completely refurbishing their 45-bedroom Château before I've had the chance to repaint that bathroom door. Makes me look bad, makes me feel bad
They had a big hand mate, don't be so hard on yourself
People on trains/buses in the rush hour with f*****g great backpacks going too/from work. Seriously, you'd think they were going 'yomping' across the Falklands with the Royal Marines.
People on trains/buses in the rush hour with f*****g great backpacks going too/from work. Seriously, you'd think they were going 'yomping' across the Falklands with the Royal Marines.
also women standing on trains with their massive handbag over their shoulder hitting it off of peoples heads.
People on trains/buses in the rush hour with f*****g great backpacks going too/from work. Seriously, you'd think they were going 'yomping' across the Falklands with the Royal Marines.
also women standing on trains with their massive handbag over their shoulder hitting it off of peoples heads.
Worse on the train when they put it on their lap, then dig through it for 20 mins, elbows all up in ya face.
Being invited to a meeting during lunchtime with the caveat "A sandwich lunch will be provided". It doesn't replace the one hour break I'm entitled to and your crappy sandwiches don't make up for being able to choose what I want to eat for lunch!
I don't even talk to my colleagues on my lunch break, I put my headphones on. I'm not being paid right now, so your boring story of what you got up to on the weekend can fucking wait.
Young women with the inability to steer a buggy through a crowded shop while talking bollox to their mates on a phone wedged between their ears and shoulder.
Customers in IKEA treating it as a family day out.
There's Dad, who's put his rucksack on the ground to one side, sitting on a chair in the corner of the bedroom waving at Mum taking a picture on her mobile whilst the kids are causing havoc elsewhere. Grandad looks thoroughly miserable sitting at a £16 desk and Nanny Doris has wandered off to the checkouts to stock up on meatballs.
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A quick poll of my mates finds that 0/9 of us get paid last Friday / last day of the month.
The word ‘Treekend’ heard on the radio yesterday which apparently is the day that we decide to put up said trees and decorations!
There's Dad, who's put his rucksack on the ground to one side, sitting on a chair in the corner of the bedroom waving at Mum taking a picture on her mobile whilst the kids are causing havoc elsewhere. Grandad looks thoroughly miserable sitting at a £16 desk and Nanny Doris has wandered off to the checkouts to stock up on meatballs.