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The "Bloke Behind Me" Thread

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  • edited November 2007
    [cite]Posted By: Oakster[/cite]I had a right load of idiots behind me
    - a Tessa Sanderson look alike whose knowledge of the game would have fitted onto a postage stamp & spent the entire 90 minutes berating Claus Jensen

    I had a Tessa Sanderson like character sitting next to me last season against Spurs. She had a mouth like a fog horn and zero knowledge of the game. She slagged off our players constantly and kept shouting "I f*cking hate Spurs". Never came back for the second half.
  • [cite]Posted By: Steve Dowman[/cite]Bloke behind me is in his late 30's and still has to be taken to games by his dad.

    he never gets the beers in at half time either.
    Does he frequently piss himself as well?
  • could be cockney addick..... don't think he pisses himself tho
  • yes he pisses himself a lot, but I could not possibly comment further on his iDANtity.
  • We dont get any of these goings on in the directors seats ;o)
  • [cite]Posted By: bingaddick[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Oakster[/cite]I had a right load of idiots behind me
    - a Tessa Sanderson look alike whose knowledge of the game would have fitted onto a postage stamp & spent the entire 90 minutes berating Claus Jensen

    I had a Tessa Sanderson like character sitting next to me last season against Spurs. She had a mouth like a fog horn and zero knowledge of the game. She slagged off our players constantly and kept shouting "I f*cking hate Spurs". Never came back for the second half.

    We had her infront of us at Fulham. OMG!!!! I know I scare children sometimes but please, this women should not be allowed out in public!!!!! We were so close to the Thames I was seriously contemplating hauling her large posterior into it!!!!!!!!
  • Can you lot sit dahn! This thread keeps getting in the way of the threads I came here for - a good old moan.
  • Couple of kids sit behind me - extremely knowledgeable on all things football and really rather philosophical, despite being all of 11 each!

    Lovely moment against QPR when Iwelumo missed a header:

    "That's what you get when you don't have hair," says one.

    (He thinks about it a moment)

    "A lot can happen when you have hair..."

    Classic! Straight off the Astra advert.
  • Biriani--cheese sarni--mantervani
    you know who you are !!and you have never bought me a beer!!!!!
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  • I've had some right prunes behind/around me in the past few years. Worst of the lot has to be when we went up in 1998.
    I had two hideous trolls two rows behind me who both sounded and looked like Waynetta Slob - they were f***ing hideous - velour tracksuits, woolwich facelifts, smoked superkings seemingly all game and screamed obscenities at all of our players except sweaty Balmer.
    Three seats to my left was a bloke who brought an endless stream of (different) kids every week - I nicknamed him 'Jacko' - which didn't go down to well when he found out
    Two blokes who looked like they were in their nineties directly in front of me - kept telling me to SIDDARRHNN when i stood up - even though I was behind them
    The crowning glory was a bloke who moaned non-stop, about everything - all season long. I'm not joking - this bloke moaned about everything - the team, the oppo, management, the pies, beer, the weather, his missus - absolutely everything. The night we panelled West Brom 5-0 I waited, and waited and picked my moment - after the fifth went in I waited for it to calm down then pointedly remarked "what you got to moan about now Meldrew?" Give him his due, he must have been expecting it, cos he then launched into a tirade about them "not playing like that every week".
  • To revisit this, I would like to add the bloke sat behind me in the East Stand today.

    There are now a group of seats sold on a game-by-game basis, so you never know who's going to grace you with their tactical knowledge, but today was the first time in a while that I could tell it was going to be a long afternoon.

    Six league wins in a row clearly wasn't enough, as apparently the team should have been changed etc etc, and he was moaning about Burton in particular literally from the kick-off.

    He was obviously delighted by who our goalscorer was and clapped politely - but didn't leave his seat.

    Do some people actually turn up hoping that we lose?
  • Yes. There are some on here but there used to be a lot more, before Admin got fed up with their constant wrist-slashing and banned them!
  • That bloke who sits in front of me hasn't called me a c**t so far this season, so it's all good
  • Do some people actually turn up hoping that we lose?
    YES i'm afraid some do 'AllLeftFoot'

    Two seasons ago I had to put up with a bloke who sitting behind me, and at every game, told every one that he had placed a bet on Charlton to lose.

    Come the end of the season i could take it no longer and I was forced to tell him to f*ck off to Millwall and do the same there and hopefully they would then cut his bol**ks off and hang him. Which unsurprisingly the d*ck h*ad didnt seem to appreciate. LOL
  • I do feel a bit sorry for people sitting near me sometimes (East row U block E), that ref really got me fuming today...
  • Exactly, bloke behind me screaming for deon to come off and if Mcleod had been on he would have scored! Then he slagged off Jonjo. Gave me the right hump.
  • i have got some right plank sitting near me in the north upper, bless him
  • [cite]Posted By: razil[/cite]I do feel a bit sorry for people sitting near me sometimes (East row U block E), that ref really got me fuming today...

    you're either the bloke who when you swore today at the ref the very attractive blonde girl 2 rows in front of you turned round and gave you evils (she was holding her young son) or you could be the really annoying bloke who critisises individual players, no matter how they play. Last season it was Ambrose, this season its Sam, going back a few years it was Leaburn!

    Own up which one are you and did you spot the blonde?
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  • Careful - he may reply that he didnt think she was that attractive...
  • [cite]Posted By: IdleHans[/cite]Careful - he may reply that he didnt think she was that attractive...

    not an issue...she wasn't with me although i couldn't believe the bloke (still carrying a little hoiday weight) she was with!
  • There is a guy not too far behind me who still this season slates Burton. Have no idea why, as even against Brentford, he still persisted in having a go at Deon for every little thing.
    To be honest last year, anyone near me would have heard me slating Ambrose and Butterfield a lot, especially when they came near to the touchline near my seat.
    There was a guy who no longer goes and used to sit nearby, hated Kish with a vengeance, one game he shouted 'Kish, basically you are a fucking idiot', I am convinced Kish or at leats one of the team would have heard.
  • edited September 2009
    I am a married man and therefore didn't notice her, where does she sit exactly? I called the ref a "fucking idiot", and later suggested a red card which led to our 3rd or 4th booking..

    Only slate them when they are shiteI admit to Ambrose, this was simply a ruse to get him to score which he frequently did when I singled him out enough. Sam cant manage more than 60 mins (last season) and now thinks he's Pele.. loved Leaburn. Youga can be very frustrating - how many times can we kick the ball directly up in the air above our heads?

    We do have a family stand for people who don't like swearing, so could anyone who comes to a watch football and doesn't like that sort of thing please f off over to there? I take my step daughter to games, and she knows not to copy adults who swear (like me) never use the C word tho..
  • Im in row Y block E in the east, and to be fair, everyone was swearing at the ref (including me), he was sh*te after all. I prob did go a little bit over the top with my abuse of him, but then again thats just passion isnt it. And, I do agree if people dont like it then there is the family sections for them to bugger off to. I now have no voice whatsoever and wishing id bought strepsils on the way home...worth it tho.
  • [cite]Posted By: razil[/cite]

    We do have a family stand for people who don't like swearing, so could anyone who comes to a watch football and doesn't like that sort of thing please f off over to there?

    And the award for today's most ridiculous comment goes too .................
  • [cite]Posted By: Off_it[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: razil[/cite]

    We do have a family stand for people who don't like swearing, so could anyone who comes to a watch football and doesn't like that sort of thing please f off over to there?

    And the award for today's most ridiculous comment goes too .................

    hehehe
  • [cite]Posted By: razil[/cite]I am a married man and therefore didn't notice her, where does she sit exactly? I called the ref a "fucking idiot", and later suggested a red card which led to our 3rd or 4th booking..

    Only slate them when they are shiteI admit to Ambrose, this was simply a ruse to get him to score which he frequently did when I singled him out enough. Sam cant manage more than 60 mins and now thinks he's Pele.. loved Leaburn.

    We do have a family stand for people who don't like swearing, so could anyone who comes to a watch football and doesn't like that sort of thing please f off over to there? I take my step daughter to games, and she knows not to copy adults who swear (like me) never use the C word tho..


    Razil Razil Razil my dear friend i think you'll find that swearing in such an aggressive nature really isn't socially acceptable. I agree that swearing plays a part in adulthood but there is a time and a place and please bear in mind that there are kids, women...even men around you who don't like hearing such language.

    I don't particularly want to move to the Family Stand just so that i can avoid your effing and jeffing. I like my view from where i am so if you wouldn't mind pi**ing off to the the f**king corner section of the ground i and those around me would be most c**ting grateful! Only joking of course!

    By the way she sat 2 rows in front of you and i've never seen her there before. I believe the seats are not taken by season ticket fans. She's a real honey.
  • I sit at the back of K block covered end and would be surprized if people didn't get a bit annoyed with me today. I can't help it though. When the ref is that bad all sorts of language comes out of my mouth. Its like i can't control it.
  • look at the end of the day we all moan im the worlds worst try sitting next to me ; people have there favourites and also the people they like to have a dig at its just the way it is and it will never change its all about opinions some say you should keep opinions to yourself but it is really difficult sometimes.
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