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The "Bloke Behind Me" Thread

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  • Not behind me but bloke a row in front wants Pardew sacked and thinks he's "taken us backwards 3 or 4 years" and to "mark my words, i'll be proved right soon".
    I wish he had taken us back 3 or 4 years, we were good then!!
  • [cite]Posted By: paulbaconsarnie[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Sco[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: northstandsteve[/cite]This year i'm largely laughing at a mate who sits near NorthStandSteve single handed trying to start every song in the songbook, and getting zero back up !

    He should try using both hands then a least people could clap along with him...

    stop moaning ;-)


    PBS - Who's the bloke that sits on the end of the row you sit in (if you know him). I am in same row but on other side of walkway. He cracks me up he's up and down like a yoyo screaming at the refs most of the time. Does make me laugh he must be knackered after a game.
  • [cite]Posted By: Southendaddick[/cite]Bloke behind me I call 'Mr Switch It'. Every time we get the ball on the wing he yells "switch it, switch it, switch it"

    Bloke behind me in the North Upper kept doing exactly the same thing on Saturday. I think he'd just read a chapter on 'Switching the play' in his Shoot soccer annual!

    At one point Mills had the ball on the right touchline with a couple of Cardiff players in close proximity. ZZ was in space - about 60 yards away. 'Switch it, switch it, switch it'. As Mills passes down the line to Sam 'fckin useless'.

    Yes, cause that's what we want. Our fullbacks attempting to play 60 yard cross field balls through narrow gaps to a person whose space would have been closed by the time the ball got there anyway...
  • [cite]Posted By: Addickted[/cite]Imagine being the bloke behind Brian Cole.

    You'd really have something to moan about then.

    That's why I sit in the very back row of the East Stand. Only prawn sandwiches behind me :)
  • edited November 2007
    The bloke behind me against Bristol dispite being somewhat older than me (50 plus) I'd guess, spent half the game trying to get everyone to sing "sh*t ground no fans", and "you're sh*t and you know you are" and the other half of the game going out for a slash.

    The bloke behind me in the East is Mr Knowitall who always seems to have a different victim with him each game that he tortures with his highly detailed, but incredibly boring summary of the game. It reminds me of the scene from Airplane when the Japanese Soldier decides to commit suicide rather than listen to our hero's life story.
  • [cite]Posted By: northstandsteve[/cite]Barts why didn't you join in my fanfare for Izale on Saturday?

    Bruv & I heard that (& no we don't sit near Stu of SE7, no way my Bruv looks in his 30's ;-) !!!!)
    Got to be honest NSS, didn't have the faintest idea what you were singing, but you sounded funny ;-)
  • Many miles have I travelled
    Many games have I seen
    And all of them moaning about Charlton the team
    Many hours have I spent in the Covered End Choir
    Telling our best player "I wish you'd retire"
    Bloke behind you - red mist rolling in from the Thames
    My eyes - will never clap sight of a player I don't goad
  • [cite]Posted By: northstandsteve[/cite]Barts why didn't you join in my fanfare for Izale on Saturday?

    i was too busy chuckling. You were giving it everything you had though !
  • Many miles have I travelled
    Many games have I seen
    Booing and grumbling and venting my spleen
    Many times have I posted on the websites 'your views'
    Nothing makes me more pleased than a chorus of boos

    Bloke Behind You - he hates it when the Addicks score
    His desire - is always to play sh!t so he gets to boo more...
  • [cite]Posted By: PassItToLeaburn[/cite]Many miles have I travelled
    Many games have I seen
    Booing and grumbling and venting my spleen
    Many times have I posted on the websites 'your views'
    Nothing makes me more pleased than a chorus of boos

    Bloke Behind You - he hates it when the Addicks score
    His desire - is always to play sh!t so he gets to boo more...

    Lol! That's quality - I'm rapidly finding myself out of a job on this site!
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  • The bloke behind me is a fecking Sunderland fan who turns up although he has a season ticket about 6 times a year.He always sticks up for the other team and agrees with all the refereeing decisions that go against us.We call him wholio geordio (like paul whitehouse character) few years ago when we beat West Ham in the night game he started moaning and up to that point,I don't think he had ever seen us win,so I turned round told him he was a feckin jinx and to piss off.Everyone was aghast I actually said it to him but ever since I get on alright with him now and just take everything he says with a pinch of salt.
  • Bloke behind me in the West Stand is always sitting there tucking into a prawn sandwich or two and jabbering away to his mate next to him on one side with a ruddy boozers face and a little dwarf on the other side who always wears shades, even when it's dark. I turned round to him on Saturday and said, "You've been there a while now Michael, when are you going to put something decent on ITV?"
  • Walk way behind me but a bloke in front that is as fickle as can be,when we're playin well he loves it, turns round to the band at the back and starts shouting to shut up if we're playing badly, "don't f*ckin sing when the're playing sh*te, f*ckin boo 'em you pricks" You must have heard him he's the loudest guy in K block even louder than me and thats going some!
  • [cite]Posted By: millaphile[/cite]Walk way behind me but a bloke in front that is as fickle as can be,when we're playin well he loves it, turns round to the band at the back and starts shouting to shut up if we're playing badly, "don't f*ckin sing when the're playing sh*te, f*ckin boo 'em you pricks" You must have heard him he's the loudest guy in K block even louder than me and thats going some!

    I'm pretty sure I know who you mean as he sits a few seats along from me in the same row.

    He tore into Varney during the QPR defeat if we are thinking of the same bloke.
  • CommentAuthorStu of SE7

    Were do you sit sounds like the people to the right of me, the reason why we move to H block

    Must say in front and behind and to the sides all nice people
  • Bloke in the row in front intently studies the away end if we are winning. If he sees so much as one bloke getting up to go a loo, he's up with 'we can see you sneaking out'. Everyone around stares at the away end looking for movement, eventually someone will ask 'where' ? and he'll get up furiously pointing
    'there, him over THERE !!!'

    Always the highlight of us winning !
  • The guy behind me is a kid who must be about 10, always lean to one side when I stand and move to adjacent seats if possible. On my left is a woman who spends the whole game getting embarrassed by her husbands remarks 'Hurry up ref, my dinner is going out of date'. She's slapped him a few times, can be more interesting than the game!
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  • bloke behind me brought his son to a game earlier this season.....think it may have been leicester. the kid was only about 3 or 4, but when the teams were being read out he had a massive smile on his face and was clapping away, but then when we scored he nearly cried with the noise.
  • [cite]Posted By: Friend_Or_Defoe[/cite] On my left is a woman who spends the whole game getting embarrassed by her husbands remarks 'Hurry up ref, my dinner is going out of date'. She's slapped him a few times

    LOL, brilliant.

    Member of my family actually had a couple sitting next to him split during a row during a game last season.
  • I'm pretty sure I know who you mean as he sits a few seats along from me in the same row.

    Must be 2 rows back from the front to the right brown coat furry hood I believe.
  • edited November 2007
    [cite]Posted By: millaphile[/cite]
    I'm pretty sure I know who you mean as he sits a few seats along from me in the same row.

    Must be 2 rows back from the front to the right brown coat furry hood I believe.

    Pretty sure it must be the same bloke as I sit second row from the front.

    Is your avatar an actual photo of you because there is a guy not far from me with a similar hairstyle?
  • Bloke few rows behind me in east, has been shouting '6 seconds ref' whenever the oppo keeper has the ball for about 8 seasons now.
  • edited November 2007
    [Pretty sure it must be the same bloke as I sit second row from the front.

    Is your avatar an actual photo of you because there is a guy not far from me with a similar hairstyle?

    Yeah minus the tache though.
  • I had a right load of idiots behind me

    - an incredibly posh bloke who wore a Barbour jacket & shouted out things like "Play Up Charlton" and "Get After Them Charlton"
    - his son whose, (despite being probably in his late teens), voice was still breaking & who used to rhythmically kick the back of my seat like a 6 year old
    - a Tessa Sanderson look alike whose knowledge of the game would have fitted onto a postage stamp & spent the entire 90 minutes berating Claus Jensen
    - a guy who used to keep us updated with regular updates on the likes of Bury vs Hartlepool

    Even worse about five rows further back was

    - Razil

    There were a few characters though, I am estimating that around East Stand Block E, Row F, Seat 85ish is/was a guy who used to be continually on his feet at key moments offering out the away fans & shouting obscenities whilst those around him cowered under their tartan blankets.
  • Wonder if anyone here thinks Dam thats me they are talking about am i that bad
  • Bloke behind me is in his late 30's and still has to be taken to games by his dad.

    he never gets the beers in at half time either.
  • [cite]Posted By: Steve Dowman[/cite]Bloke behind me is in his late 30's and still has to be taken to games by his dad.

    he never gets the beers in at half time either.
    Charlton Dan?
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