Your most unhinged "if I came to power" rule

gringo

Kap10 said:

Todds_right_hook said:

Huskaris said:

Anyone who plays mobile phones out loud on public transport to have the phone inserted up their arse.

Sideways!

Without lube while ringing

vibrate? or would that encourage them?

would certainly mean we would use less big screen phones in future.

Gribbo

Hang anyone who sends 15 WhatsApp messages when 1 would've done