Attention: Please take a moment to consider our terms and conditions before posting.
Your most unhinged "if I came to power" rule
Comments
-
Over size persons wearing clothes to small for them.
Gobshite kids on the internet pointing fingers in a make believe gunshots.Both groups to hung by their ankles from lampposts to be pelted with rotting fruit.0 -
Joggers who think they have right of way in public places should be forced to run a 5k barefoot, over broken glass and molten tarmac. And then punched in the face 10,000 times.0
-
Anyone wearing socks with sandal slider things has a toe cut off with a blunt junior hacksaw. This is repeated every time they are caught and repeat offenders will end up with stumps0
-
When I come to power a record will be kept of everyone who pisses me off over the course of a year. At the end of the year they will be entered into a hunger games type fight to the death. The prize for the winner is that I take all their personal belongings and give them to charity.4
-
Those who do not hold the door open for others when they are at a reasonable distance gets a door smashed over their head at a random time within 24 hours of the crime taking place
so if you shut the door on someone walking into the office at 0900, you could be smashed over the head at 3am the next morning
1 -
Mate... I've almost stopped doing it. Nobody says thank you anymore.Marriott110 said:Those who do not hold the door open for others when they are at a reasonable distance gets a door smashed over their head at a random time within 24 hours of the crime taking place0 -
Those who don't say thank you get the random door drop insteadChunes said:
Mate... I've almost stopped doing it. Nobody says thank you anymore.Marriott110 said:Those who do not hold the door open for others when they are at a reasonable distance gets a door smashed over their head at a random time within 24 hours of the crime taking place
Problem solved!1 -
School / NHS receptionists found to be rude or unhelpful are sent to work as prison guards in Honduras.
2 -
Immediately sack myself and declare the country a free state.0
-
You can throw people who stand on the left down the escalators.
Ban women drivers, although that one is pretty sensible.0 - Sponsored links:
-
A Hunger Games to be run featuring anybody who identifies as an 'Ultra'0
-
Sheppey to be cut off and walled up as a prison island like Eacape from New York.
It's halfway there anyway, stop pissing about.6 -
People who make their children their whole personality should have their bodies removed, and their heads sown on to cabbage patch dolls. This will allow all normal people to avoid you and you can live with grotty kids for the rest of your life. All other organs can be used for donors.6
-
Any of the above
But the punishment would be to insert an oversized catheter in the offender and dangle them from a height by the same until they have seen every Christmas episode of eastenders...if they fall they fall0 -
Force everyone to post letters second class…..what would Royal Mail do then?
6 -
Likewise, people who talk about their dogs or cats as if they're real people.ValleyGary said:People who make their children their whole personality should have their bodies removed, and their heads sown on to cabbage patch dolls. This will allow all normal people to avoid you and you can live with grotty kids for the rest of your life. All other organs can be used for donors.2 -
Red trousers. Get int fuckin sea.3
-
Golfie must be exiled to a desert island for one week with all of its inhabitants consisting of over the top happy positive motivational speakers.4
- Sponsored links:
-
anyone talking in the cinema during the film is fired into the sun1
-
People claiming Curbs was hounded out of Charlton by fans demanding more than mid table PL football are booed and subjected to verbal abuse at their place of work for a month.6
-
Players who quite clearly smash the ball out for a throw but then put their arm in the air appealing to be shot by a sniper on the roof of the stadium.1
-
Do you mean their fur babies? Oops another hanging offence.Chunes said:
Likewise, people who talk about their dogs or cats as if they're real people.ValleyGary said:People who make their children their whole personality should have their bodies removed, and their heads sown on to cabbage patch dolls. This will allow all normal people to avoid you and you can live with grotty kids for the rest of your life. All other organs can be used for donors.0 -
We’d lose Josh Edward’s for most of the season, unless Charlton players are exempt of course? 👍😉Addickted2TheReds said:Players who quite clearly smash the ball out for a throw but then put their arm in the air appealing to be shot by a sniper on the roof of the stadium.2 -
Think it's too late by then, they would already have numerous kids by numerous fathers (absent), that's their story of victimhood.Charlton_Charlie said:Automatic sterilisation for anyone who's been on Jeremy Kyle (or a show of that ilk)...0 -
People who say "Arks" instead of "Ask"
Will be made to drink nothing but water directly from The Thames for a week3 -
I'd extend it to sterilising the kids of anyone who's been on Jeremy Kyle or similar but in reality that's also too late, you'd probably have to extend it to the grandkids as welliaitch said:
Think it's too late by then, they would already have numerous kids by numerous fathers (absent), that's their story of victimhood.Charlton_Charlie said:Automatic sterilisation for anyone who's been on Jeremy Kyle (or a show of that ilk)...1 -
I was only saying that this very morning, to Valli and Bowyer! 😉Chunes said:
Likewise, people who talk about their dogs or cats as if they're real people.ValleyGary said:People who make their children their whole personality should have their bodies removed, and their heads sown on to cabbage patch dolls. This will allow all normal people to avoid you and you can live with grotty kids for the rest of your life. All other organs can be used for donors.5
