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Food statements !!! (Let's make the Brexit thread read like Little house on the prairie)

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    Fiiish said:

    Greenie said:

    Fiiish said:

    People who put ketchup/vinegar on communal portions of chips are utter bastards.

    What is a communal portion of chips?
    Never ever share chips, when asked if they want chips and they say no, that is the end of the matter...when I come back with my chips, keep your festering fingers away....!
    There's a pub near my office that does massive group portion which we sometimes order to go with our lunchtime drinks, and half the time there's some moron who thinks they can get away with emptying a pint of condiments on food they never even paid for.
    If they're doing it half the time, I'd say they're doing a decent job of getting away with it ;)
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    edited January 2019

    Fiiish said:

    Greenie said:

    Fiiish said:

    People who put ketchup/vinegar on communal portions of chips are utter bastards.

    What is a communal portion of chips?
    Never ever share chips, when asked if they want chips and they say no, that is the end of the matter...when I come back with my chips, keep your festering fingers away....!
    There's a pub near my office that does massive group portion which we sometimes order to go with our lunchtime drinks, and half the time there's some moron who thinks they can get away with emptying a pint of condiments on food they never even paid for.
    If they're doing it half the time, I'd say they're doing a decent job of getting away with it ;)
    Trying to. Normally someone is pretty good at slapping them down before they ruin the food for everyone else.
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    MrLargo said:

    Haywards make Piccalilli
    Branston make pickle
    Heinz make tomato sauce and salad cream
    HP make brown sauce (Daddies is also acceptable)
    Coleman's make brown sauce
    Hellmans make mayonnaise
    Lea & Perrins make Worcester Sauce

    Diversifying from these trusted brands is only for the foolish and the reckless. Please can someone explain this to my mother.

    Colman's for mustard you mean...otherwise agree.

    Also Sarsons make malt vinegar



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    Fiiish said:

    Greenie said:

    Fiiish said:

    People who put ketchup/vinegar on communal portions of chips are utter bastards.

    What is a communal portion of chips?
    Never ever share chips, when asked if they want chips and they say no, that is the end of the matter...when I come back with my chips, keep your festering fingers away....!
    There's a pub near my office that does massive group portion which we sometimes order to go with our lunchtime drinks, and half the time there's some moron who thinks they can get away with emptying a pint of condiments on food they never even paid for.
    Put a load of condiments in their pockets. See how they like it!
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    People who eat cheese should not be allowed near children.
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    Only those that fondle horses eat peanut butter.

    I hope they wash their hands first.
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    Fussy kids aren't born fussy. Fussy children are 100% down to bad parenting.

    Partly true, although I’ve never been able to eat cheese. My mum said that even as a baby, I used to be sick if I ate it.
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    Only those that fondle horses eat peanut butter.

    I hope they wash their hands first.
    Absolutely. Horses don't like the stuff either.
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    Only those that fondle horses eat peanut butter.

    I hope they wash their hands first.
    Absolutely. Horses don't like the stuff either.
    I gather this is anecdotally untrue. Isn't that how they got Mr Ed to talk?
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    Fussy kids aren't born fussy. Fussy children are 100% down to bad parenting.

    Partly true, although I’ve never been able to eat cheese. My mum said that even as a baby, I used to be sick if I ate it.
    Lucky for you your missus isn't the same!!
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    16. Parsnips are the perverts vegetable.

    Rubbish, I love them.
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    Cor, love peanut butter, ask my Mrs, Seabiscuit
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    Jints said:

    MrLargo said:

    Haywards make Piccalilli
    Branston make pickle
    Heinz make tomato sauce and salad cream
    HP make brown sauce (Daddies is also acceptable)
    Coleman's make brown sauce
    Hellmans make mayonnaise
    Lea & Perrins make Worcester Sauce

    Diversifying from these trusted brands is only for the foolish and the reckless. Please can someone explain this to my mother.

    Colman's for mustard you mean...otherwise agree.

    Also Sarsons make malt vinegar



    Kikkoman make the soy sauce
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    Everything "normal" (i.e. - not insects or domestic pets) is perfectly edible, if you have more than three regular everyday foods you wont eat, you are a whey-faced poltroon.
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    Only those that fondle horses eat peanut butter.

    Neighhhh.
    Lovely stuff, especially the consistency of..
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    Admin!! I'm being bullied by the Branston boys!!

    Your alright Pickle. :)
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    People who put tomato in sandwiches are the type of fools who take pasta salads to barbeques
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    Fishfinger and brown sauce sandwiches on a ciabatta or sourdough roll is one of my favourite things.
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    Fiiish said:

    Greenie said:

    Fiiish said:

    People who put ketchup/vinegar on communal portions of chips are utter bastards.

    What is a communal portion of chips?
    Never ever share chips, when asked if they want chips and they say no, that is the end of the matter...when I come back with my chips, keep your festering fingers away....!
    There's a pub near my office that does massive group portion which we sometimes order to go with our lunchtime drinks, and half the time there's some moron who thinks they can get away with emptying a pint of condiments on food they never even paid for.
    "Lunchtime drinks"? Are you from the 1980s?
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    kimbo said:

    Fishfinger and brown sauce sandwiches on a ciabatta or sourdough roll is one of my favourite things.

    Sounds wrong but I'm intrigued enough to give that a go.
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    Jamie Oliver is a cnut
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    Cheese is just off milk.
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    The 5 main meats in order of taste are:

    Lamb
    Beef
    Chicken
    Pork
    Turkey
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    Black pudding is kosher
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    If I was only allowed to eat one animal it would be pig
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    232 Salad is what food eats
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