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Food statements !!! (Let's make the Brexit thread read like Little house on the prairie)

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  • LennyLowrent
    LennyLowrent Posts: 2,705
    All menus are written by Amanda
  • The Red Robin
    The Red Robin Posts: 26,127
    17. Tony No'Cahones doesn't understand chip portions
  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 7,989
    Haywards make Piccalilli
    Branston make pickle
    Heinz make tomato sauce and salad cream
    HP make brown sauce (Daddies is also acceptable)
    Coleman's make brown sauce
    Hellmans make mayonnaise
    Lea & Perrins make Worcester Sauce

    Diversifying from these trusted brands is only for the foolish and the reckless. Please can someone explain this to my mother.
  • Brendan_O_Connell
    Brendan_O_Connell Posts: 8,938
    One should only ever consume Heinz Baked Beans. Other brands are poor imitations.
  • The Red Robin
    The Red Robin Posts: 26,127
    Brendan_O_Connell said:

    One should only ever consume Heinz Baked Beans. Other brands are poor imitations.

    Branstons?
  • hawksmoor
    hawksmoor Posts: 2,608
    cafcdave123 said:

    Haggis and bacon rolls is the breakfast of champions

    Haggis, bacon rolls and a couple of pints is the breakfast of champions.
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    People who put ketchup/vinegar on communal portions of chips are utter bastards.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,892
    Doner meat may originate from a horse's rectum but it still tastes damned good when you're pissed.
  • Brendan_O_Connell
    Brendan_O_Connell Posts: 8,938
    Fiiish said:

    People who put ketchup/vinegar on communal portions of chips are utter bastards.

    What is a communal portion of chips?
  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,037
    The Red Robin said:

    Brendan_O_Connell said:

    One should only ever consume Heinz Baked Beans. Other brands are poor imitations.

    Branstons?
    Branson’s is the king of baked beans. Heinz is for sentimentalists.
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  • Brendan_O_Connell
    Brendan_O_Connell Posts: 8,938
    se9addick said:

    The Red Robin said:

    Brendan_O_Connell said:

    One should only ever consume Heinz Baked Beans. Other brands are poor imitations.

    Branstons?
    Branson’s is the king of baked beans. Heinz is for sentimentalists.
    Branstons is on par with Tesco blue stripe beans!
  • The Red Robin
    The Red Robin Posts: 26,127
    Brendan_O_Connell said:

    se9addick said:

    The Red Robin said:

    Brendan_O_Connell said:

    One should only ever consume Heinz Baked Beans. Other brands are poor imitations.

    Branstons?
    Branson’s is the king of baked beans. Heinz is for sentimentalists.
    Branstons is on par with Tesco blue stripe beans!
    I haven't tried the Tesco ones but I can only assume they're delicious.
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    Bacon is a gorgeous breakfast item but almost nowhere beyond the occasional greasy spoon is able to cook it right and you end up with rigid, leathery, salty strips of rubber with zero taste.
  • Wilma
    Wilma Posts: 1,618
    Christmas food should not include cranberry sauce.
  • addick05
    addick05 Posts: 2,348
    MrLargo said:

    People who eat liver and kidney are only a small step away from becoming cannibals.

    Just give me a bottle of Chianti !!

  • addick05
    addick05 Posts: 2,348
    Brendan_O_Connell said:

    One should only ever consume Heinz Baked Beans. Other brands are poor imitations.

    Actually Branston baked beans are really nice.

  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,892
    Anybody who thinks lettuce in a hamburger is a good idea should be given a prison sentence.
  • LennyLowrent
    LennyLowrent Posts: 2,705
    All double dippers are swingers
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    CatAddick said:

    16. Vegetarians should not complain when I, as an omnivore, eat 'their' pizza and sandwiches from the fridge.

    I'm not going to restrict my options, even if they want to

    Fixed for you.
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    ValleyGary said:

    16. Parsnips are the perverts vegetable.

    I love a roasted parsnip.





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  • Stu_of_Kunming
    Stu_of_Kunming Posts: 17,118
    Henry Irving said:


    10 Italy has the most interesting and diverse food culture in the world.

    Nope, China has Italy beat, hands down.
  • 1905
    1905 Posts: 2,752
    iaitch said:

    1905 said:

    Dinner ladies forcing kids to eat Tapioca, should be prepared for the whole lot to be thrown up over them (Pelham Road Junior School c1976)

    Is tapioca the stuff that looks like frog spawn or is that sago?

    A primary school staple dessert.
    Yep, frogspawn - but very much less edible!

  • Brendan_O_Connell
    Brendan_O_Connell Posts: 8,938
    Admin!! I'm being bullied by the Branston boys!!
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    The best filling for a croissant is back bacon.
  • Stu_of_Kunming
    Stu_of_Kunming Posts: 17,118
    Fiiish said:

    The best filling for a croissant is back bacon.

    Even rigid, leathery, salty strips of rubber with zero taste?
  • Fumbluff
    Fumbluff Posts: 10,127
    Brendan_O_Connell said:

    Fiiish said:

    People who put ketchup/vinegar on communal portions of chips are utter bastards.

    What is a communal portion of chips?
    About 9, according to Tony
  • The Red Robin
    The Red Robin Posts: 26,127
    18. I can't take tuna seriously as a fish. Rancid.
  • Fumbluff
    Fumbluff Posts: 10,127
    edited January 2019
    19. Monster Munch must only be pickled onion...
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    Brendan_O_Connell said:

    Fiiish said:

    People who put ketchup/vinegar on communal portions of chips are utter bastards.

    What is a communal portion of chips?
    Never ever share chips, when asked if they want chips and they say no, that is the end of the matter...when I come back with my chips, keep your festering fingers away....!
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    Greenie said:

    Brendan_O_Connell said:

    Fiiish said:

    People who put ketchup/vinegar on communal portions of chips are utter bastards.

    What is a communal portion of chips?
    Never ever share chips, when asked if they want chips and they say no, that is the end of the matter...when I come back with my chips, keep your festering fingers away....!
    There's a pub near my office that does massive group portion which we sometimes order to go with our lunchtime drinks, and half the time there's some moron who thinks they can get away with emptying a pint of condiments on food they never even paid for.

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