Food statements !!! (Let's make the Brexit thread read like Little house on the prairie)
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All menus are written by Amanda0
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17. Tony No'Cahones doesn't understand chip portions0
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Haywards make Piccalilli
Branston make pickle
Heinz make tomato sauce and salad cream
HP make brown sauce (Daddies is also acceptable)
Coleman's make brown sauce
Hellmans make mayonnaise
Lea & Perrins make Worcester Sauce
Diversifying from these trusted brands is only for the foolish and the reckless. Please can someone explain this to my mother.3 -
One should only ever consume Heinz Baked Beans. Other brands are poor imitations.2
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Branstons?Brendan_O_Connell said:One should only ever consume Heinz Baked Beans. Other brands are poor imitations.
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Haggis, bacon rolls and a couple of pints is the breakfast of champions.cafcdave123 said:Haggis and bacon rolls is the breakfast of champions
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People who put ketchup/vinegar on communal portions of chips are utter bastards.5
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Doner meat may originate from a horse's rectum but it still tastes damned good when you're pissed.7
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What is a communal portion of chips?Fiiish said:People who put ketchup/vinegar on communal portions of chips are utter bastards.
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Branson’s is the king of baked beans. Heinz is for sentimentalists.The Red Robin said:
Branstons?Brendan_O_Connell said:One should only ever consume Heinz Baked Beans. Other brands are poor imitations.
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Branstons is on par with Tesco blue stripe beans!se9addick said:
Branson’s is the king of baked beans. Heinz is for sentimentalists.The Red Robin said:
Branstons?Brendan_O_Connell said:One should only ever consume Heinz Baked Beans. Other brands are poor imitations.
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I haven't tried the Tesco ones but I can only assume they're delicious.Brendan_O_Connell said:
Branstons is on par with Tesco blue stripe beans!se9addick said:
Branson’s is the king of baked beans. Heinz is for sentimentalists.The Red Robin said:
Branstons?Brendan_O_Connell said:One should only ever consume Heinz Baked Beans. Other brands are poor imitations.
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Bacon is a gorgeous breakfast item but almost nowhere beyond the occasional greasy spoon is able to cook it right and you end up with rigid, leathery, salty strips of rubber with zero taste.0
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Christmas food should not include cranberry sauce.0
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Actually Branston baked beans are really nice.Brendan_O_Connell said:One should only ever consume Heinz Baked Beans. Other brands are poor imitations.
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Anybody who thinks lettuce in a hamburger is a good idea should be given a prison sentence.4
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All double dippers are swingers1
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Fixed for you.CatAddick said:16. Vegetarians should not complain when I, as an omnivore, eat 'their' pizza and sandwiches from the fridge.
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Nope, China has Italy beat, hands down.Henry Irving said:
10 Italy has the most interesting and diverse food culture in the world.1 -
Yep, frogspawn - but very much less edible!iaitch said:
Is tapioca the stuff that looks like frog spawn or is that sago?1905 said:Dinner ladies forcing kids to eat Tapioca, should be prepared for the whole lot to be thrown up over them (Pelham Road Junior School c1976)
A primary school staple dessert.
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Admin!! I'm being bullied by the Branston boys!!1
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The best filling for a croissant is back bacon.0
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Even rigid, leathery, salty strips of rubber with zero taste?Fiiish said:The best filling for a croissant is back bacon.
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About 9, according to TonyBrendan_O_Connell said:
What is a communal portion of chips?Fiiish said:People who put ketchup/vinegar on communal portions of chips are utter bastards.
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18. I can't take tuna seriously as a fish. Rancid.0
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19. Monster Munch must only be pickled onion...5
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Never ever share chips, when asked if they want chips and they say no, that is the end of the matter...when I come back with my chips, keep your festering fingers away....!Brendan_O_Connell said:
What is a communal portion of chips?Fiiish said:People who put ketchup/vinegar on communal portions of chips are utter bastards.
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There's a pub near my office that does massive group portion which we sometimes order to go with our lunchtime drinks, and half the time there's some moron who thinks they can get away with emptying a pint of condiments on food they never even paid for.Greenie said:
Never ever share chips, when asked if they want chips and they say no, that is the end of the matter...when I come back with my chips, keep your festering fingers away....!Brendan_O_Connell said:
What is a communal portion of chips?Fiiish said:People who put ketchup/vinegar on communal portions of chips are utter bastards.
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