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Food statements !!! (Let's make the Brexit thread read like Little house on the prairie)

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  • Brendan_O_Connell
    Brendan_O_Connell Posts: 8,938
    DaveMehmet said:

    cafcdave123 said:

    If I was only allowed to shag one animal it would be pig

    Millers is the place for that!!
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    DaveMehmet said:

    cafcdave123 said:

    If I was only allowed to shag one animal it would be pig

    Without a doubt, i mean I’m not a sheep shagger!
  • Fumbluff
    Fumbluff Posts: 10,127
    72. Cottage Cheese should never be unpackaged let alone eaten. Vom in a plastic tub. Barf.
  • CAFCOlly
    CAFCOlly Posts: 523
    73. Improve most savoury sandwiches by sticking some crisps in the middle
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    Avocados are the emperor's new clothes.
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,954
    McBobbin said:

    Avocados are the emperor's new clothes.

    And anyone who calls them 'avos' deserves a punch up the bracket.
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,970
    There is no such thing as a good pasta salad
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    cafcdave123 said:

    DaveMehmet said:

    cafcdave123 said:

    If I was only allowed to shag one animal it would be pig

    Without a doubt, i mean I’m not a sheep shagger!
    No, you're a Haggis botherer
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,970
    edited January 2019
    Crumbles are the king of puddings

    and always with custard, never cream nor, god forbid, ice cream
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    Evidence about German hotel breakfasts was given in Nuremberg. Never had one that wasn't an abomination.

    Premier Inn breakfast buffet is the choice of kings, particularly if you got shitfaced the night before
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  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,982
    Salad cream is underrated
  • smudge7946
    smudge7946 Posts: 4,131
    McDonald's breakfasts are awesome
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,741
    McBobbin said:

    Evidence about German hotel breakfasts was given in Nuremberg. Never had one that wasn't an abomination.

    Premier Inn breakfast buffet is the choice of kings, particularly if you got shitfaced the night before

    Surely you wouldn’t be in a Premier Inn if you didn’t?
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,741
    ValleyGary said:

    Salad cream is underrated

    Absolutely.

    Salad cream is what mayonnaise was meant to be.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Mrs has salad cream on everything
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,741
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    Mrs has salad cream on everything

  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    cafcdave123 said:

    DaveMehmet said:

    cafcdave123 said:

    If I was only allowed to shag one animal it would be pig

    Without a doubt, i mean I’m not a sheep shagger!
    No, you're a Haggis botherer
    especially tonight for burns night
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    Oranges are not the only fruit
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    DaveMehmet said:

    Oranges are not the only fruit I've had up my bum

    thanks for sharing.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,892
    Sweetcorn :angry:
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  • The Red Robin
    The Red Robin Posts: 26,127
    74. Nobody really enjoys eating turkey.
  • Brendan_O_Connell
    Brendan_O_Connell Posts: 8,938
    Crumpets need mountains of real butter on them so it drips through the bottom.
  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 7,989
    Aeroplane Meals - 2 crackers, a roll and a funsize piece of Cathedral City, followed by an overcooked piece of chicken breast which is usually covered in gravy and served with some microwaved carrots and peas. Finally, a small chocolate mousse or something similar.

    In any other context it's basically a bottom of the range tv dinner with some mediocre extras on the side - given the choice between either eating that meal or not eating at all, I'd probably opt for the latter. However, I get on a plane, and all of a sudden this shite food has become delicious and I can't shovel it down quick enough.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,892
    The Red Robin said:

    74. Nobody really enjoys eating turkey.

    I do, with thick gravy.

    Would you like an argument about it?
  • Brendan_O_Connell
    Brendan_O_Connell Posts: 8,938
    If you don't have chips with your full English breakfast then are you're not English.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,982
    Brendan_O_Connell said:

    If you don't have chips with your full English breakfast then are you're not English.

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  • Big_Bad_World
    Big_Bad_World Posts: 5,859
    Brendan_O_Connell said:

    If you don't have chips with your full English breakfast then are you're not English.

    That's probably why you've got an Irish name :wink:
  • donnyaddick
    donnyaddick Posts: 315
    Anyone putting pineapple on gammon or on pizza deserves a lengthy prison sentence.
  • The Red Robin
    The Red Robin Posts: 26,127
    donnyaddick said:

    Anyone putting pineapple on gammon or on pizza deserves a lengthy prison sentence.

    Seems to be the consensus but I quite like it. Not my go to pizza topping at all but I will eat it.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    The Red Robin said:

    74. Nobody really enjoys eating turkey.

    Most underestimated meat on the human menu imo. Love it when it's cooked right

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