Not a joke, but keeps me amused.......Every time it snows I post a picture of our Xena-Powell playing in the snow and every time someone say's "Where"??
Where??
This reminds me of the old New of the World, 'Spot the Ball' competition.
Ray, perhaps you could start a new one, Spot the Dog.
By the fence at top of pic about 1 cm in from the right ( as viewed on iPhone) ?
Apart from the insomnia and dyslexia, I've also had chronic constipation this week. I went round all my friends and they couldn't help, but fortunately I found some suppositories in the bathroom cabinet.
Which proves the old saying is true;
'Keep your friends close, and your enemas even closer.'
Apart from the insomnia and dyslexia, I've also had chronic constipation this week. I went round all my friends and they couldn't help, but fortunately I found some suppositories in the bathroom cabinet.
Which proves the old saying is true;
'Keep your friends close, and your enemas even closer.'
I've always found suppositories a waste of time. Might as well shove em up your arse
Apart from the insomnia and dyslexia, I've also had chronic constipation this week. I went round all my friends and they couldn't help, but fortunately I found some suppositories in the bathroom cabinet.
Which proves the old saying is true;
'Keep your friends close, and your enemas even closer.'
I've always found suppositories a waste of time. Might as well shove em up your arse
Boom Boom!
Doctor said put one in your back passage last thing at night.
In the sleepy village of Erbum, in the town of Tillet, Hertfordshire lives a lady by the name Linda Lykes. She owns the local pub called The Cock Inn. Her mail is addressed: Linda Lykes The Cock Inn ERBUM Tillet, Herts.
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They were hovis witnesses.
He's got back issues.
She's asked me to move out with her.
Why were Dickens's later novels complicated?
Because one of his early ones was all of a twist.
I'm glad humour has moved on since then.
Woke up this morning feeling fine.
Today, to make matters worse, he brought his dog.
I managed to write my name in 27 books before someone threw me out!
Today we had Fanny and Johnny Craddock making Yorkshire Puddings and Johnny's all turned out like Fanny's.
Tomorrow we've got Mary Berry and Delia Smith helping each other pipe out a chocolate log.
Can't wait.
Not just any old pom pom though....
it was a proper pom pom..
Being a Catholic means I've spent the last few nights lying awake wondering if there's a dog.
I went round all my friends and they couldn't help, but fortunately I found some suppositories in the bathroom cabinet.
Which proves the old saying is true;
'Keep your friends close, and your enemas even closer.'
Might as well shove em up your arse
Doctor said put one in your back passage last thing at night.
Might just as well have put it in the kitchen.
If it squirts in your eye without warning, It's male.
It it's bitter for no apparent reason, It's female!
She acquiesced, so I said, "Plethora."
"Thank you," she responded. "That means a lot."
I had to get up in the night for a pee rather urgently which meant going to loo outside the ward.
As I made my way hurriedly to the toilet a nurse said to me;
'Young man there's something sticking out of your pyjamas'
I replied 'Nurse, that's not sticking out, that's hanging out'.
Look for the fresh prints.
And through it all, he offered me protection
It had 4 Michelin tyres.
Dwarf Shortage
I heard an even funnier 2 worded joke
You ready:
Roland Duchâtelet
She owns the local pub called The Cock Inn.
Her mail is addressed:
Linda Lykes
The Cock Inn
ERBUM
Tillet,
Herts.