Apart from the insomnia and dyslexia, I've also had chronic constipation this week. I went round all my friends and they couldn't help, but fortunately I found some suppositories in the bathroom cabinet.
Which proves the old saying is true;
'Keep your friends close, and your enemas even closer.'
I've always found suppositories a waste of time. Might as well shove em up your arse
Boom Boom!
Doctor said put one in your back passage last thing at night.
Might just as well have put it in the kitchen.
The 'correct' punchline is:
Doctor said put one in your back passage last thing at night.
I haven't got a back passage so I put it in the front hallway.
For all the good it did, I might as well have stuck it up my arse.
A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the top of the Shard.
He shouts up "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"
Is that the first joke for which you've got to have studied physics before you can understand it?
Two atoms were walking across a road when one of them said, "I think I lost an electron!" "Really!" the other replied, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I 'm absolutely positive."
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It’s time to let Saignons be Saigons
Political correctness gone mad.
It's the wurst.
does anyone know if they’re showing the highlights
Poor bastard.
Doctor said put one in your back passage last thing at night.
I haven't got a back passage so I put it in the front hallway.
For all the good it did, I might as well have stuck it up my arse.
He shouts up "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"
Is that the first joke for which you've got to have studied physics before you can understand it?
He doesn't react.
"I am "I said .
He said “Thanks”
I said “Don’t mention it”
Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.
I said “40”
I said: “no it doesn’t”
Aye matey